Our company has been struck by the April fools joke virus. Not the one that's been in the news though. We have a bunch of jokers here. Believe it or not, I'm not even one of them this go around. Still funny stuff. Here are a few of what's been going on here today.

1st) My assistant went into our GM's office and taped down the button on his phone. When he got in, she called him. He picked up his phone and started saying hello, but his phone kept ringing. He looked lost as he checked over his phone to see what was wrong.
2nd) My assistant strikes again. This time she put the doorbell alarm in our CEO's office and then rang it once every 20 minutes. He was out here twice asking if anyone else could hear that. "Hear what?"
3rd) Our CEO sent an email to all employees that we are having surprise drug testing today.
3b) We told the new guy (who's freaking out about it) that if he eats two hard boiled eggs and drinks a quart of cranberry juice, that it will mask any drugs in his system. Yup, he's on his way to Shop-rite now.