• 11-02-2009, 04:54 AM
    Worf101
    Anuther Bad Joke, must stop myself!!!!!
    Testicle Therapy


    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in*
    horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
    playing the next hole.
    *
    The ball hit one of the men.**

    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
    fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
    agony.
    *
    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
    began to apologize.** 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
    Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
    allow me, she told him.
    *
    'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
    man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
    still clasping his hands there at his groin.
    *
    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
    loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
    *
    She administered tender and artful massage for several
    long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?



    He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!

    Da Worfster

    (PS Nickle, your toilet elevator post on the last joke thread was priceless!!!!)
  • 11-02-2009, 04:11 PM
    Auricauricle
    Mah pleasure, Sir Slope!