Anuther Bad Joke, must stop myself!!!!!
Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in*
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.
*
The ball hit one of the men.**
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
*
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
began to apologize.** 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him.
*
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands there at his groin.
*
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
*
She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
Da Worfster
(PS Nickle, your toilet elevator post on the last joke thread was priceless!!!!)