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    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
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    About to make another bad joke..

    Can't stop it...

    Don't want to do this...

    But I must....

    Resistence is Futile.... orrrrrg....

    A man was lying in bed with
    his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour
    just Scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do. As he
    was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'











    Wait for it










    'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine


    Da "I've been a bad boy" Worfster
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    Musicaholic Forums Moderator ForeverAutumn's Avatar
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    Oh great! Another morning started with spewed coffed on my computer.

    Where's that damn paper towel.

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    Audio/HT Nut version 1.3a
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    Oh my God! That's one of them stories with a surprise ending.
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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    Geeze Worf, thanks....ANOTHER fantasy down in flames.....! Ya prune-faced son-of-a cling-on! Come on! I'll make a tribble outta you!

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    Ahem....

    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Geeze Worf, thanks....ANOTHER fantasy down in flames.....! Ya prune-faced son-of-a cling-on! Come on! I'll make a tribble outta you!
    To quote that great sage of Western Civilization, Sir Yosemite of Sam...

    "Dem's Fightin' Words!!!!!"

    "Of course you know this means war?"

    Da Worfster

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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    Yeah.....Whatta maroon!

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    It's always encouraging to know that in these busy, troubled times one can always count on this place for errant tranny joke...

    ...Lord, I miss you characters. Good work Worfster.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    Ah, 'Sticks.....Always keeping us on the Moral High Ground and illuminated with your Shining Example!

    (Cough, cough, gag, hack!)
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley

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    Man of the People Forums Moderator bobsticks's Avatar
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    I mention trannies and you're overcome with a gag reflex?
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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