got A NIELSEN VEIWING DIARY!!

Hen hen hen hen.
And four bucks for a six pack!!
HEY talky, got any shows you love?
BE sure to put in a good word for em! sure..
Ah yes the POWER...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!!!!:
Be aafraid my little pretties...very afraid.
NOW what channel is MATLOCK ON...???:1:

seriously - have you been drinking?

I think that is drink with a little smoke.

YOU'LL see when "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE"
is number one!
NOW those chicks on QVC will finally get what they deserve!
CUBIC zirconium hour no. 1!
PROBABLY do what I did last time, write "WEATHER CHANNEL
at the top and draw an arrow down the page.:1:

Is it too late for you to get LOST back? :)

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Is it too late for you to get LOST back? :)

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Lost to be pre-empted by Dukes of Hazard.

You might as well just start sticking bamboo slivers in my fingernails. :(

Isn't the first rule of becoming a "Nielson Family" , DON'T TELL ANYONE?!

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Isn't the first rule of becoming a "Nielson Family" , DON'T TELL ANYONE?!

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I thought that was the first rule of fight club... :idea:

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I think that is drink with a little smoke.

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And don't forget the medications......

It's becoming much clearer as to why I have 3500 channels and very little I want to watch.

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Isn't the first rule of becoming a "Nielson Family" , DON'T TELL ANYONE?!

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OOPS!
Really tho, we keep getting these things. I GUESS we are a
"typical" family, two eighty year old white folks living in
a black neighborhood, with their 54y old caretaker son
watching his ten grand HT while waiting to die from diabetes.
ONE FAMILY IN A MILLION.
I have never cared for this process, twelve or so people choosing
the ratings.But what are you gonna do? AND CAN I keep the
four bucks?
AND THE DUKES remake, with TAYLOR SWIFT...
coming right up.:1:

BTW, anybody know where I can find a shopping cart big
enough to hold a 42" panel?:1:

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OOPS!
Really tho, we keep getting these things. I GUESS we are a
"typical" family, two eighty year old white folks living in
a black neighborhood, with their 54y old caretaker son
watching his ten grand HT while waiting to die from diabetes.
ONE FAMILY IN A MILLION.
I have never cared for this process, twelve or so people choosing
the ratings.But what are you gonna do? AND CAN I keep the
four bucks?
AND THE DUKES remake, with TAYLOR SWIFT...
coming right up.:1:

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We were asked to join their familly about 15 years ago. At the time, we were using one of those descrambler boxes, so I didn't want anyone to know what we were watching & when. You should have seen the look on that woman's face when I told her that I wasn't interested. You'd have thought that I just made history as the first person to ever turn them down.

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We were asked to join their familly about 15 years ago. At the time, we were using one of those descrambler boxes, so I didn't want anyone to know what we were watching & when. You should have seen the look on that woman's face when I told her that I wasn't interested. You'd have thought that I just made history as the first person to ever turn them down.

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yeah, and they become more irrelevant every day.
A LOT OF PEEPS WOULD JUST write "texting" and mail it in.:1: