For you bass freaks -- here's your PORN!

Man oh man, I guess there's a website for every possible fringe orbit fetish out there! The one that I found today is one that just makes me scratch my head. Obviously, a lot of us are into bass, and some might even stretch the boundaries in search of reference level bass SPL in their rooms.

But, others take their bass fetish to yet a different plateau. Yup, I'm talking about those of you who just can't get enough of the SIGHT of a 10" or 12" or 15" or 18" diaphragm throbbing and pounding just for the sheer joy of Xmax and air volume movement for its own sake! Somebody has actually created a website where bassheads can share home movies of their driver movement obsession! Indeed, there's now a safe house on the web for people to exchange WOOFER PORN! I really wonder who takes the time to make videos of their woofers, and who'd want to view movies of just woofers vibrating around. Then again, what do I know -- I certainly couldn't have predicted that one of the most heavily traficked sites in the early days of the web was a vidcam pointed at a coffeemaker 24 hours a day!

Anyway, after viewing the material on this bass porn site, I think I need to take a shower! Uh, I hope that the rather provocative image that I posted below doesn't get me kicked off this site ...

http://www.woofervids.com

http://www.woofervids.com/albums/use...2012%20002.jpg

Yup, you're from San Francisco alright...

If anyone needs a user name/password to this site, PM me.

Snarf, wheeze, chuckle, moan... stop it Whooch... you're killin' me. I can't stand it... I have to go pee... and I can't yet... Ha, ha, ha,,,, ooooooow..... I'm dyin'...

Da Worfster...

Nothing amazes me any more absolutely nuthin... :D

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Originally Posted by Woochifer

But, others take their bass fetish to yet a different plateau.

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And have no clue that such woofer calisthenics results in copious amounts of doubling distortion.

rw

Wooch,
Consider yourself banned. What were you thinking putting a naked driver, pumping away at the air on a website that has children amoung its visitors. For shame, for shame!!!

Bass porn....hummmm.......maybe its the rubber surround.........hummmm..eh.....oh!.......ummmmmm. .....this is just disgusting!!!!

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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

Wooch,
Consider yourself banned. What were you thinking putting a naked driver, pumping away at the air on a website that has children amoung its visitors. For shame, for shame!!!

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Oh damn! I used the wrong image! The one I picked out had pasties on the dustcaps, so technically I had no intention of posting actual nudie driver pics on this site. With pasties, it's not like they're nekkid! But, I admit that the simulated air movement depicted in that image was gratuitous, so I apologize if any younguns (particularly Smokey) were permanently scarred by my lack of judgment. Ummm, does that mean I get a second chance?

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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

Bass porn....hummmm.......maybe its the rubber surround.........hummmm..eh.....oh!.......ummmmmm. .....this is just disgusting!!!!

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Egad! RUBBER?! I didn't know you were into THAT kind of scene! I mean, FOAM I can relate to, but rubber ... that's just filthy sick dude! I think I need another shower ...

Hahahaha!