The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Part 2

[swgiust]

You guys may remember my post about a year ago when I told everyone about
my wife's reaction when the UPS man dropped off 7 Outlaw audio mono block
amplifiers. She just smiled and laughed and called me silly for all my toys.

Well, now our couch in our living room has seen better days, and you know what
she tells me?? "I think it would be neat to have that theater seating we've seen".
Is she awsome or what?

Soooo, In about 6-8 weeks my new theater seats will be delivered. 5 reclining chairs
with the wedges and drink holders between them.

Happy holidays to me!!

[jxnew]

Ever considered hiring a private eye to keep tabs on her? That might explain the unearthliness in her approach

[mjon99]

Good point New. I think Scooby and the gang are available.

[Worf101]

You guys may remember my post about a year ago when I told everyone about
my wife's reaction when the UPS man dropped off 7 Outlaw audio mono block
amplifiers. She just smiled and laughed and called me silly for all my toys.

Well, now our couch in our living room has seen better days, and you know what
she tells me?? "I think it would be neat to have that theater seating we've seen".
Is she awsome or what?

Soooo, In about 6-8 weeks my new theater seats will be delivered. 5 reclining chairs
with the wedges and drink holders between them.

Happy holidays to me!!

She got a sister????

Enquiring minds wanna know...

[poneal]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Drinking 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks
______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under"Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Pay Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,

Tech Support

[Lord_Magnepan]

The funniest post ever !!!!

[drseid]

Too funny! :-) That really is a great post...

---Dave