which do you think weighs more?

[vr6ofpain]

the speakers or the girl?

http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/04/12/4c/ea_12_sb.JPG

[This Guy]

hahaha thats rough. What speakers are those by the way?

[anamorphic96]

Those look like Polks flagship speaker from the 80's. The SDA series I believe. They actually sound quite good but love the juice to sound there best.

[markw]

wait for it...

[Worf101]

Cold, just plain cold... You guys...

Da Worfster

[IRG]

wait for it...

Where you been, Texas?

[thepogue]

all three!...wooohooo

Pogue

[risabet]

Not the girl, but the Polks. Those suckers will play LOUD and go low, or so I recall. Nothin' wrong with either

[SlumpBuster]

After all the money and space I've spent on stereo equipment and records, I 'd be lucky if any girl would have me.

[Jimmy C]

... pretty cute if she would lose the weight.

Reminds me of a waitress we saw in a diner... VERY pretty, but once she walked away from the safe confines behind the bar, she was b-i-g. It was like the episode of "Spongebob" where all the Crabby Patties went to Squidward's hips...lol.

Too much "junk in the trunk"

Jimmy likes the picture...

[topspeed]

Reminds me of a waitress we saw in a diner... VERY pretty, but once she walked away from the safe confines behind the bar, she was b-i-g...

It's like false advertising. I remember back in my single days, I was cruising around with a friend on our bikes looking for chicks. We pulled up next to two cuties in a convertible and asked them if they'd like a ride. They pulled off into a parking lot, parked their ride, and as soon as they opened the door it was the Titanic effect: talk about only seeing the tip of the iceberg! Junk in the trunk? They were Surburbans! Thankfully, neither of us turned off our bikes and both of us took off. Yeah, it was rude, but if that thing would have jumped on the back I don't think I would have been able to steer...what with the front wheel aiming at the sky and all .

[Jimmy C]

...the right thing...lol. I'm sure one can find a lawyer in this litigious society that can make a "false advertising" case for you...

Aw, well... be grateful... as luck would have it, we're perfect :*)

That'll learn ya to try and pick up any chick, eh?

[Worf101]

Hey, I'm in upstate NY, land of the fat-assed, balding house-frau. Compared to the usual pickings round here this girl is positively ravashing. No joke. As far as ample butted women is concerned I like a little "junk in da trunk". I like cushion in my pushin' if you catch ma drift. So what if you can't pass on the right and she beeps when she walks backwards... that's just part of her charm. Also how many of us are slim, svelte "hardbodies"? Nah, she looks just fine to moi...

Da Worfster

[topspeed]

Hey, I'm in upstate NY, land of the fat-assed, balding house-frau. Compared to the usual pickings round here this girl is positively ravashing. No joke. As far as ample butted women is concerned I like a little "junk in da trunk". I like cushion in my pushin' if you catch ma drift. So what if you can't pass on the right and she beeps when she walks backwards... that's just part of her charm. Also how many of us are slim, svelte "hardbodies"? Nah, she looks just fine to moi...

Da Worfster

Worfster my brother, I've got three words for ya:

Move to California!



So what if most of what chicks have here is more from their plastic surgeon than from the Man upstairs? I ain't complainin' !

[risabet]

and I agree with the Worfster. Wopmen need to be rounded with hips and curves IMO. The above are cute but a little too bony for my tastes.

[paul_pci]

I spent five years in Wisconsin, so I know exactly what Worf is talkin' 'bout. We should all take up collections to get the Worf out to Cali!! As always I pledge my 2 cents.

[Worf101]

Worfster my brother, I've got three words for ya:

Move to California!



So what if most of what chicks have here is more from their plastic surgeon than from the Man upstairs? I ain't complainin' !

Reasons I can't/won't be movin' to Cali:

1. I need to breathe "air" not smog...
2. I like it when the ground beneath my feet does not do "Da Shim Sham Shimmy".
3. I don't like it when the hills move on their own accord.
4. I hate fightin' brush fires with a Garden Hose.
5. I like having a continent between my son and Michael Jackson.
6. The Governator's "alright" but I can't hardly understand a word he says...

I could write a dozen more but hey... It's a New York thang. But I will say that most Cali wommins I've run into have been downright stunning.

Da Worfster

[topspeed]

Dude, you're too damn funny!

#5's a killer!

[paul_pci]

You're killin' my California buzz, man, which I think is from breathing too much smog.

[Worf101]

Dude, you're too damn funny!

#4's a killer!

We do try to be funny. Life in "da great northeast" is hard. Long winters, ugly wimmins etc... to cope wit all dis "misery' we need an overly developed sense of humor. 'Sides, everything on my list was taken from watching the evening news from your neck of the woods. I won't even mention riots, O.J., etc... But I've visited Cali ONCE, had a great time...

Da Worfster

[bjornb17]

get a nice latin girl from down south like i did

gorgeous girl with just the right amount of trunk space

[topspeed]

get a nice latin girl from down south like i did

gorgeous girl with just the right amount of trunk space

Was that one of those mail order jobs? That's all part of that NAFTA thingy, right?

[bjornb17]

Was that one of those mail order jobs? That's all part of that NAFTA thingy, right?

hahahaha nonono. we go to the same university so i met her there

[thepogue]

good ole worfy....da jokesta..lol


Pogue

[hermanv]

So.... I tried fancy cars and sunglasses , no effect. Are you guys trying to tell me that a good stereo attracts wimen?

Is that what the silver cables and diamond styli are all about? Damn.