View Poll Results: Biggest TV to Movie Stinkeroos of All Time!

Voters
5. You may not vote on this poll
  • "Star Trek the Motion Picture" - Errr this movie really, really stank.

    0 0%
  • "The Avengers" - How in God's name can you Eff-Up Emma Peel?

    2 40.00%
  • "Scooby Doo" - Would've been better if we'd seen Daphne or Velma nekid.

    0 0%
  • "The Dukes of Hazzard" - Shouldn't southerners be played by... southerners?

    0 0%
  • 'Fat Albert" - Good God man have you no shame?

    0 0%
  • "Rocky and Bullwinkle" - I wish I was blind...

    0 0%
  • "Bewitched" - Did anyone on God's earth see this turd?

    0 0%
  • "The Honeymooners" - I'm glad Gleason was dead before this crap happened.

    0 0%
  • "McHales Navy" - Can we finally call Tom Arnold the no talent hack he really is?

    0 0%
  • "The Wild Wild West" - Proof that even Will Smith can't change Piss into wine.

    3 60.00%
Results 1 to 18 of 18
  1. #1
    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Troy, New York
    Posts
    4,288

    Worst TV to Movie Transfer of All Time

    You know this category is getting worse by the minute so I decided to ask my friends about what cheese stinks the highest in this category? Have fun and don't forget your gas masks...

    Da Worfster

  2. #2
    Loving This kexodusc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications
    Posts
    9,025
    Lost In Space. Period!!! Keep Joey f'n Tribbiani off the big screen!!!

  3. #3
    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Troy, New York
    Posts
    4,288

    Err it made the second tier...

    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Lost In Space. Period!!! Keep Joey f'n Tribbiani off the big screen!!!
    Other turds that couldn't make the cut (only cause I only had 10 slots) were:

    "The Finstones"
    "Lost in Space"
    "The Beverly Hilbillies"
    "Sgt. Bilko"
    "Car 54"
    "Mr. Magoo"
    "Leave it to Beaver"
    "Aeon Flux".

    Whew that's one stinkin', heapin' pile o' garbage right there.

    Da Worfster

  4. #4
    Loving This kexodusc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications
    Posts
    9,025

    Bleccchhh!

    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Other turds that couldn't make the cut (only cause I only had 10 slots) were:

    "The Finstones"
    "Lost in Space"
    "The Beverly Hilbillies"
    "Sgt. Bilko"
    "Car 54"
    "Mr. Magoo"
    "Leave it to Beaver"
    "Aeon Flux".

    Whew that's one stinkin', heapin' pile o' garbage right there.

    Da Worfster
    The real tragedy here is I've seen them all...every...single...one!
    I'm gonna be sick...

  5. #5
    Loving This kexodusc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications
    Posts
    9,025
    Could be worse though...just think:
    Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - The Musical

  6. #6
    Class of the clown GMichael's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Anywhere but here...
    Posts
    13,243

    You left off

    all of the above. Worse? That's like asking if I'd rather have a hot poker stuck in my eye or a curling iron up my bum. Can I pass on both?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

  7. #7
    Class of the clown GMichael's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Anywhere but here...
    Posts
    13,243
    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Could be worse though...just think:
    Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - The Musical
    Whoa! Wasn't the musical Xena episode enough?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

  8. #8
    Kam
    Kam is offline
    filet - o - fish Kam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    New York, NY
    Posts
    1,770
    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Could be worse though...just think:
    Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - The Musical
    you know i caught these reruns on scifi, and i just have two words: Princess Ardala.
    and in the brilliant conclusions of stan lee... 'nuff said.
    /create

  9. #9
    Can a crooner get a gig? dean_martin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Lower AL
    Posts
    2,838
    DAMN...DAMN...damn............damn, that's a whole buncha bad sh*t..................damn, damn, damn.

  10. #10
    Loving This kexodusc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications
    Posts
    9,025
    I voted Wild Wild West of the poll list options - the rest had at least something to offer...Hope Smith fired his agent.

  11. #11
    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Troy, New York
    Posts
    4,288

    I choose....

    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    all of the above. Worse? That's like asking if I'd rather have a hot poker stuck in my eye or a curling iron up my bum. Can I pass on both?
    "The hot curling iron up the poop chute!!!"
    (good answer, good answer)

    "Hot curling Iron up the hershey highway.... Survey says????"
    (Ding!)

    Ouch man... that's some rugged imagery there. I NEVER said polls would be painless...

    Da Worfster

  12. #12
    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Troy, New York
    Posts
    4,288

    Errr...

    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    The real tragedy here is I've seen them all...every...single...one!
    I'm gonna be sick...
    I don't know if the above statement is sad or frightening... you really, really, really need to get out more...

    Da Worfster

  13. #13
    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Troy, New York
    Posts
    4,288

    Errrr.... Part Deux....

    Quote Originally Posted by dean_martin
    DAMN...DAMN...damn............damn, that's a whole buncha bad sh*t..................damn, damn, damn.
    Errrr you were expecting maybe "Citizen Kane"? Yepper I DARE you to find a list of primaries and alternates THIS bad outside of Washington D.C. C'mon... I dare ya, I double dog dare ya.

    Da Worfster

  14. #14
    Forum Regular
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    317
    Oh yeah, Scooby Doo! That Velma cleans up real nice. Then again, when you throw Scoob in pair of high heels...

  15. #15
    Loving This kexodusc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications
    Posts
    9,025

    Hmmm, I like a challenge...

    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Errrr you were expecting maybe "Citizen Kane"? Yepper I DARE you to find a list of primaries and alternates THIS bad outside of Washington D.C. C'mon... I dare ya, I double dog dare ya.

    Da Worfster
    How's about hit tv show spin-offs?
    We could fill a few lists with just CSI, Law & Order, and NBC Sitcoms?

    Or maybe singers that shouldn't act:
    J-Lo, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carrey, Britney Spears, (that's just 2004)

    and actors that shouldn't sing (+Paris Hilton):
    Nimoy/Shatner, Hasslehoff, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Bacon,

    I bet we could dig up something even worse...if we tried.

  16. #16
    Crackhead Extraordinaire Dusty Chalk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    below the noise floor
    Posts
    3,636
    Can we see Daphne and Velma nekkid?

    I chose Avengers. Uma?!?!? I love her dearly, but this movie was directionless even for "pretty much loves everything he watches" me.

    I haven't seen Bewitched yet -- that one actually looks promising. I enjoyed the trailer.

    The Honeymooners was made into a movie?
    Eschew fascism.
    Truth Will Out.
    Quote Originally Posted by stevef22
    you guys are crackheads.
    I remain,
    Peter aka Dusty Chalk

  17. #17
    Forum Regular Woochifer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    SF Bay Area
    Posts
    6,883
    I guess I should consider myself lucky! I've only seen ONE of the movies on that list (Star Trek: TMP). In general, TV show adaptations are not my favorite movie genre. The Blues Brothers seems to be one of the few good ones out there. The rest of 'em just seem geared to make a quick buck off the name recognition.
    Wooch's Home Theater 2.0 (Pics)
    Panasonic VIERA TH-C50FD18 50" 1080p
    Paradigm Reference Studio 40, CC, and 20 v.2
    Adire Audio Rava (EQ: Behringer Feedback Destroyer DSP1124)
    Yamaha RX-A1030
    Dual CS5000 (Ortofon OM30 Super)
    Sony UBP-X800
    Sony Playstation 3 (MediaLink OS X Server)
    Sony ES SCD-C2000ES
    JVC HR-S3912U
    Directv HR44 and WVB
    Logitech Harmony 700
    iPhone 5s/iPad 3
    Linksys WES610



    The Neverending DVD/BD Collection

    Subwoofer Setup and Parametric EQ Results *Dead Link*

  18. #18
    M.P.S.E /AES/SMPTE member Sir Terrence the Terrible's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Posts
    6,826
    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Other turds that couldn't make the cut (only cause I only had 10 slots) were:

    "The Finstones"
    "Lost in Space"
    "The Beverly Hilbillies"
    "Sgt. Bilko"
    "Car 54"
    "Mr. Magoo"
    "Leave it to Beaver"
    "Aeon Flux".

    Whew that's one stinkin', heapin' pile o' garbage right there.

    Da Worfster
    AEON FLUX!!!!!!! (once again get's out his big gun and begins chasing Worf around the water cooler) I really liked Aeon Flux, one damn good movie in my book. Aren't you being a little harsh my angry Klingon amigo?
    Sir Terrence

    Titan Reference 3D 1080p projector
    200" SI Black Diamond II screen
    Oppo BDP-103D
    Datastat RS20I audio/video processor 12.4 audio setup
    9 Onkyo M-5099 power amp
    9 Onkyo M-510 power amp
    9 Onkyo M-508 power amp
    6 custom CAL amps for subs
    3 custom 3 way horn DSP hybrid monitors
    18 custom 3 way horn DSP hybrid surround/ceiling speakers
    2 custom 15" sealed FFEC servo subs
    4 custom 15" H-PAS FFEC servo subs
    THX Style Baffle wall

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •