• 10-19-2005, 05:54 AM
    Worf101
    New Poll; Best Porno Flick of All Time!!!!
    Hokay, I'm talkin' the real deal here. I know there's a LOT of porno out there and just as many fetishes... so I'm limiting the choices to established classics. NO direct to video and no "Girls Gone Wild" gob****e either. I know I'll miss some but hey, that's life. I'm doin the best I can.

    Da (bad wa wa in the background as I take off my clothes" Worfster
  • 10-19-2005, 06:03 AM
    GMichael
    Hmmmm.... Very interesting thread. I'll be taking notes.
  • 10-19-2005, 06:05 AM
    kexodusc
    Hmm, tough choice. "Candy Goes To Hollywood" or "Midnight Cowboy" are my favorites.
    I tell ya, they don't make porno like they use to. My old man's stash was full of 70's classics.
    These days it's all generic porno.
    Nothing's as bad as getting caught by your mom with your pants down samplin' your dad's library...
  • 10-19-2005, 06:08 AM
    kexodusc
    Afterthought...
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Nothing's as bad as getting caught by your mom with your pants down samplin' your dad's library...
    Of course, I meant that figuratively.
  • 10-19-2005, 06:09 AM
    Kam
    I say the winner hands down is The Opening of Misty Beethoven. Well 'hands down' might not be the best descriptor... hehehe.
    :D
  • 10-19-2005, 06:30 AM
    L.J.
    Hmmm, tough choice. Let me wake my wife and ask her what she thinks. :D
  • 10-19-2005, 08:48 AM
    topspeed
    Worster,

    Of those listed, I had to go with DIMJ. You gotta love any movie where someone has a johnson for a nose (IIRC). I remember taking this movie to high school party and one of the girls there thought the Devil's orgasm looked like "a baby spitting up." To this day, the best descriptor I've heard!
  • 10-19-2005, 11:24 AM
    eisforelectronic
    Edward Penishands
  • 10-19-2005, 04:01 PM
    Smokey
    Debbie Does Dallas get my vote. Not a great movie, but it is most often refer to when describing early porn flicks.

    But if describing one movie that was most influential and groundbreaking of all times, that honor might go to John Stagliano's 1989 film "Adventure of B*ttman". It turn the porn industry upside down.
  • 10-19-2005, 04:23 PM
    ericl
    You guys look at porn?? I'M SHOCKED!! Wait until your wives hear about this!!!

    I kid, I kid!!
    :p

    I've only seen a few of those movies, i don't think i am well informed enough to vote. Maybe I am not cultured because I am not well versed in the porn classics?
  • 10-20-2005, 05:11 AM
    Worf101
    Sure kid... right...
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Of course, I meant that figuratively.
    Just put down the jar of vasoline and step out of the bathroom please...

    Da Worfster

    (Man that was too funny) :rolleyes:
  • 10-20-2005, 05:12 AM
    Worf101
    Lol...
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ericl
    You guys look at porn?? I'M SHOCKED!! Wait until your wives hear about this!!!

    I kid, I kid!!
    :p

    I've only seen a few of those movies, i don't think i am well informed enough to vote. Maybe I am not cultured because I am not well versed in the porn classics?
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster :eek:
  • 10-20-2005, 05:33 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Worf101
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster :eek:
    May I add, acting it out with ya? Picking new CD's out and having them ready when you get home from a long hard day of chatting on AR?
  • 10-20-2005, 05:35 AM
    L.J.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Worf101
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster :eek:
    Amen to that ;)
  • 10-30-2005, 11:43 AM
    rockecat
    Alice in Wonderland musical version starring Kristine Debell. :p
  • 10-31-2005, 07:00 AM
    JSE
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Worf101
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster :eek:

    If you marry the right women, you can live in a porn! :cool:

    Granted none of us men have ever found that women but hey, we can dream. :(


    JSE, chiga chiga bow bow bow wow!