Parole? Uh, I thought that wasn't supposed to happen for another five years to life!
Hope FugitiveWatch posts a good mug of the T-man ... his past self-portrait descriptions haven't been especially flattering! :cornut:
09-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Sir Terrence the Terrible
BRUDDAH"S!!!!!
I had to get out of there...the other prisoners were theatening to do things that are pretty unmentionable to me. I had to be cool and get out early on good behavior before I became something that would be undesireable to even me!
It's really good to see that you both have stuck it out here.
09-28-2007, 02:04 PM
GMichael
Did they threaten to stick an old printer up your... uh... sub?
09-28-2007, 07:16 PM
Woochifer
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
BRUDDAH"S!!!!!
I had to get out of there...the other prisoners were theatening to do things that are pretty unmentionable to me. I had to be cool and get out early on good behavior before I became something that would be undesireable to even me!
It's really good to see that you both have stuck it out here.
Well T-
If you need a safe house, let me know in advance so I can clear out some space in the storage shed for you! And if you need music, I can give you an extra baby monitor so you can hear Kayley's lullaby CDs on repeat play! :thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Did they threaten to stick an old printer up your... uh... sub?
:lol:
Dude! You didn't just say that ... uh, well I guess you did! :22:
09-28-2007, 07:46 PM
JSE
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Originally Posted by Worf101
He's back. God Bless him, he's Back!!!!!
Sniff....
Snarf..
Wail....
Weep
Da Worfster
Ya big wooos! :biggrin5:
09-30-2007, 01:27 PM
Sir Terrence the Terrible
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Did they threaten to stick an old printer up your... uh... sub?
Actually that little printer was walking behind a guy named Brutus. I think I heard him being called my little b.......... dang the censors got me.
It was actually a memory stick they were threatening me with.
10-01-2007, 04:04 AM
Kam
woo hoo! my treat for a brew and a lapdance
10-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Worf101
Hey, Hey, Hey!!!!
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Ya big wooos! :biggrin5:
Lemme get this straight, da pudgy little guy IN THE GRASS SKIRT is callin me a woose? Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!
Da Worfster
10-01-2007, 04:31 AM
Worf101
Ha, ha ha ha!!!!
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
BRUDDAH"S!!!!!
I had to get out of there...the other prisoners were theatening to do things that are pretty unmentionable to me. I had to be cool and get out early on good behavior before I became something that would be undesireable to even me!
It's really good to see that you both have stuck it out here.
Let me get this straight, you... GOOD BEHAVIOR????!!!!! Mwah ha ha ha ha. You probably bugged the warden's office and spy cammed him doing something vile. With this information you leveraged yourself OUT of stir. Simple as that.
Da Worfster
10-01-2007, 05:41 AM
GMichael
It's good to have the old gang back at the water cooler. Did you notice that we got a new one? Someone broke the old glass jug.
10-01-2007, 06:40 AM
L.J.
Did somebody say PARTY!
10-01-2007, 07:05 AM
GMichael
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Did somebody say PARTY!
Yes. I think it was LJ who used the "P" word.
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10-01-2007, 07:57 AM
Sir Terrence the Terrible
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Originally Posted by Worf101
Let me get this straight, you... GOOD BEHAVIOR????!!!!! Mwah ha ha ha ha. You probably bugged the warden's office and spy cammed him doing something vile. With this information you leveraged yourself OUT of stir. Simple as that.
Da Worfster
Okay, I'm busted. Keep in mind, the only way to get someone off of you, is to have something ON THEM!
Word has it that the little printer called lexy was making trips into the Wardens office after hours doing a little "printing" project.
Cameras in place, I caught the little wayward thing in action, working on the Wardens "documents". After one no name call to his office notifiying him of the pictures and video, I was conspicuously released and escorted off the grounds. That's it!!!
Now can you get the bright light out of my face and give me some water????
Who said party.....LJ?
10-01-2007, 08:03 AM
GMichael
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Okay, I'm busted. Keep in mind, the only way to get someone off of you, is to have something ON THEM!
Word has it that the little printer called lexy was making trips into the Wardens office after hours doing a little "printing" project.
Cameras in place, I caught the little wayward thing in action, working on the Wardens "documents". After one no name call to his office notifiying him of the pictures and video, I was conspicuously released and escorted off the grounds. That's it!!!
Now can you get the bright light out of my face and give me some water????
Who said party.....LJ?
OK, OK, my friends and I will help start the party. Where do you want us to start?
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10-01-2007, 08:05 AM
GMichael
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10-01-2007, 08:16 AM
L.J.
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Who said party.....LJ?
Party???!!!! Well now that you mention it..............
10-01-2007, 11:15 AM
JSE
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Originally Posted by GMichael
It's good to have the old gang back at the water cooler. Did you notice that we got a new one? Someone broke the old glass jug.
:rolleyes5:
10-01-2007, 11:20 AM
Rich-n-Texas
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Let's start with an "S".
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Every time he FREAKIN does that!!! :incazzato: :incazzato: :mad2:
(Edit... You get the picture!!!)
10-01-2007, 11:22 AM
GMichael
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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
There was a very good reason for it at the time.
I think.
10-01-2007, 12:01 PM
JSE
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Originally Posted by Worf101
Lemme get this straight, da pudgy little guy IN THE GRASS SKIRT is callin me a woose? Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!
Da Worfster
Hey! Let's get something straight here Fella!
It's technically a poly-blend. I find grass is a little "itchy" on the boys down south. :nonod:
10-01-2007, 12:04 PM
GMichael
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Hey! Let's get something staight here Fella!
It's technically a poly-blend. I find grass is a little "itchy" on the boys down south. :nonod:
Too much information there pal. But a little talc could help you out.:idea:
10-01-2007, 01:32 PM
Rich-n-Texas
Na... The rainy season's getting ready to start in Houston. He'll be under water soon.
10-01-2007, 01:34 PM
GMichael
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Na... The rainy season's getting ready to start in Houston. He'll be under water soon.
He's gonna get a swirly?
10-01-2007, 01:56 PM
JSE
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Na... The rainy season's getting ready to start in Houston. He'll be under water soon.
That's why I like the poly-blend. It wicks away the moisture.