That does happen all the time...
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Originally Posted by notphilmitchell
I always buy online. It is usually cheaper but always saves me from the snarky comments and looks of disdain from the minimum-wage geniuses manning the cash register. If it isn't conveniently shipped to my mailbox, I'll buy it at Sam's Club or else airport booksellers.
Human detritus? Probably not, but I was described as "a sad pop anorak" about a decade ago...
...if you're not snagging something from the au courant recommendations of "La Monde" or Blake Nelson's "Exile".
Problem is, you're letting the twerps win. The mere threart of violence will send all these little jackasses scampering back to the safety of their copy of "Evelyn Waugh's Love Letters".
Hey Yo...you disapprove? How about you raise your dandruff-covered unibrow at me one more time and I make you a book depository? You'll be the only feckless, little twee, literatti geek running around Starbucks with a copy of Jack Keruoac shoved up his ass...
...you'll never have a problem again. It's true.