View Poll Results: Best/Most Influential Porno Movies of All Time

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  • "Deep Throat" I know... yawn, but we had to start somewhere.

    0 0%
  • "The Devil in Miss Jones" - Literate Porn, who knew?

    2 28.57%
  • "The Story of O" More literate porn I swear.

    0 0%
  • "Behind the Green Door"

    2 28.57%
  • "The Nun" A silent short of a Nun having sex Wow!!!

    0 0%
  • "Babylon Pink/Blue" Desperate Housewives before they ever existed.

    1 14.29%
  • "Debbie Does Dallas" Hey what can I say.....

    0 0%
  • "Emanuelle" - Soft core I know but lots of folks saw it.

    1 14.29%
  • "Taboo" Whoa nelly.

    0 0%
  • "Boogie Nights" I know but I had to put it in.

    1 14.29%
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    Sgt. At Arms Worf101's Avatar
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    New Poll; Best Porno Flick of All Time!!!!

    Hokay, I'm talkin' the real deal here. I know there's a LOT of porno out there and just as many fetishes... so I'm limiting the choices to established classics. NO direct to video and no "Girls Gone Wild" gob****e either. I know I'll miss some but hey, that's life. I'm doin the best I can.

    Da (bad wa wa in the background as I take off my clothes" Worfster

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    Hmmmm.... Very interesting thread. I'll be taking notes.
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    Hmm, tough choice. "Candy Goes To Hollywood" or "Midnight Cowboy" are my favorites.
    I tell ya, they don't make porno like they use to. My old man's stash was full of 70's classics.
    These days it's all generic porno.
    Nothing's as bad as getting caught by your mom with your pants down samplin' your dad's library...

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    Afterthought...

    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Nothing's as bad as getting caught by your mom with your pants down samplin' your dad's library...
    Of course, I meant that figuratively.

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    I say the winner hands down is The Opening of Misty Beethoven. Well 'hands down' might not be the best descriptor... hehehe.
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    Hmmm, tough choice. Let me wake my wife and ask her what she thinks.

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    Worster,

    Of those listed, I had to go with DIMJ. You gotta love any movie where someone has a johnson for a nose (IIRC). I remember taking this movie to high school party and one of the girls there thought the Devil's orgasm looked like "a baby spitting up." To this day, the best descriptor I've heard!

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    Edward Penishands
    Audio Physic Avanti IV w/upgraded mids and crossover
    Emotiva UMC-1
    Emotiva XPA-3
    Peachtree Audio iNova
    Rega Brio-R
    Rega RP-1
    Sony PS3
    BAT VK-D5se
    Totem Acoustic Dreamcatchers

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    Debbie Does Dallas get my vote. Not a great movie, but it is most often refer to when describing early porn flicks.

    But if describing one movie that was most influential and groundbreaking of all times, that honor might go to John Stagliano's 1989 film "Adventure of B*ttman". It turn the porn industry upside down.

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    You guys look at porn?? I'M SHOCKED!! Wait until your wives hear about this!!!

    I kid, I kid!!


    I've only seen a few of those movies, i don't think i am well informed enough to vote. Maybe I am not cultured because I am not well versed in the porn classics?

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    Thumbs up Sure kid... right...

    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Of course, I meant that figuratively.
    Just put down the jar of vasoline and step out of the bathroom please...

    Da Worfster

    (Man that was too funny)

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    Talking Lol...

    Quote Originally Posted by ericl
    You guys look at porn?? I'M SHOCKED!! Wait until your wives hear about this!!!

    I kid, I kid!!


    I've only seen a few of those movies, i don't think i am well informed enough to vote. Maybe I am not cultured because I am not well versed in the porn classics?
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster
    May I add, acting it out with ya? Picking new CD's out and having them ready when you get home from a long hard day of chatting on AR?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster
    Amen to that

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    Alice in Wonderland musical version starring Kristine Debell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Son if you chose the "right" wife, she's watchin' it with ya.

    Da Worfster

    If you marry the right women, you can live in a porn!

    Granted none of us men have ever found that women but hey, we can dream.


    JSE, chiga chiga bow bow bow wow!

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