Any Christmas favorites anybody?
I got a gander of Santa Claus Conquers the Matians a couple nights ago. Think Ed Wood makes a Christmas flick. You get guys wearing green tights with green facepaint that keeps wearing off for Martians, a guy in a Polar Bear costume, complete with large seam where his head goes on, Pia Zadora's film debut, Santa making the worst jokes I've ever heard, Spaceships made of plywood, special effects that could only have been created in a 3rd grade classroom, and much more. Made in 1964, if you want some kitchy Christmas fun, look for it wherever crappy movies can be found.