I want to try to lighten up things a bit here on the Cable Forum by posting a "You might be a naysayer humor list." I hope no one will find it offensive or distasteful. I trust it will be followed in the near future with a list about yeasayers. Here goes .....

YOU MIGHT A NAYSAYER IF .....

1. You can't hear a difference in cables no matter how close you hold them to your ears.

2. You have found all cables not only sound the same, but also taste and smell the same.

3. Your Wife asks you to answer the door, and you demand proof that she heard the bell.

4. Your favorite interconnect is a coat hanger.

5. You have an almost irresistible urge to blindfold audiophiles.

6. What you remember most about your course in statistics is the instructor's name.

7. All those cables named after snakes give you the willies.

8. You have found reading test reports from old Stereo Reviews to be a placebo for Viagra.

9. You can't figure out why readers don't flock to audio magazines that claim most audio stuff sounds alike.

!0. You believe listeners who hear differences in cables are imagining things, and you are proud of your lack of imagination.

11. You have found these silly people unappreciative of your efforts to get them to give up their foolish ways and be like you.

12. You were always defending the least attractive girl in your school by saying to your buddies " put a bag over your head and you will never know the difference."

Please feel free to add to the list.