hifitommy
11-27-2004, 09:21 AM
Trivia for Adults
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they
go they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they
go they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.