Geoffcin
09-04-2004, 07:55 PM
I can't vouch for the veracity of this story, but it sounds too funny not to be real;
"I was at a high end audio store the other day, the kind where the sky's the limit means a few hundered thousand on speakers, nevermind video equipment. While there a rather interesting man came in screaming about "damaged goods", warning the customers to "never buy anything here", and generally being really obnoxious.
I decided to listen in to the conversation between the manager and the jackass... henceforth M=Manager, J=jackass.
M: Sir, please calm down and let me know how I can help you, if there is anything I can do I will, but you have got to calm down first.
J: I have been wronged, these easy to install in wall speakers, that you sold me for 1400 dollars per piece, broke. I have photos and everything to prove what you sold me.
M: Well, I'm sure we can make it up to you, just show me what is wrong.
J: You see, crap design, I can't believe I bought this stuff from you. You screwed me out of my hard earned money. They worked great until the first time it rained, they are such low quality that the pressure makes them pop.
M: The pressure?
J: You know, barometric you idiot, and every time it rains it gets worse. I think it's affecting the **insert 10 minutes of important sounding techno babble here** in the speakers.
M: Actually, now that I've had a chance to look at the photos I think it's your install. You need to go talk to a lawyer, or a contractor, or someone whose opinion you trust and has a degree or license for what they do. After you talk to them you can come back to me if you still have a problem. However, whatever you do, do not continue to use your equipment until you are satisfied.
J: I will, and we'll see how this goes!
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To Explain:
The photos showed an RV (you know, one of those 40 foot land yacht things people like to pretend they are camping in) with several holes cut in both sides of the body. Not just in, but right through. The man had cut out holes to fit 3 inch deep speakers in a wall that was only about 2" thick, holes that are effectively new 8" by 24" windows, sans glass. They are supposed to be completely concealed within a standard HOUSE wall, not just hanging out into the weather.
I'm amazed he didn't get stopped or something, he had exposed wiring while driving down the road. I know it's low voltage, but it still looks like a high tech bit hanging out the side of a ragged hole driving down the damn road with loose wires all over the place.
Ok that's enough, I need to go weep. Not only has he shown yet again that most rich people are idiots, but has completely ruined a very nice set of speakers."
"I was at a high end audio store the other day, the kind where the sky's the limit means a few hundered thousand on speakers, nevermind video equipment. While there a rather interesting man came in screaming about "damaged goods", warning the customers to "never buy anything here", and generally being really obnoxious.
I decided to listen in to the conversation between the manager and the jackass... henceforth M=Manager, J=jackass.
M: Sir, please calm down and let me know how I can help you, if there is anything I can do I will, but you have got to calm down first.
J: I have been wronged, these easy to install in wall speakers, that you sold me for 1400 dollars per piece, broke. I have photos and everything to prove what you sold me.
M: Well, I'm sure we can make it up to you, just show me what is wrong.
J: You see, crap design, I can't believe I bought this stuff from you. You screwed me out of my hard earned money. They worked great until the first time it rained, they are such low quality that the pressure makes them pop.
M: The pressure?
J: You know, barometric you idiot, and every time it rains it gets worse. I think it's affecting the **insert 10 minutes of important sounding techno babble here** in the speakers.
M: Actually, now that I've had a chance to look at the photos I think it's your install. You need to go talk to a lawyer, or a contractor, or someone whose opinion you trust and has a degree or license for what they do. After you talk to them you can come back to me if you still have a problem. However, whatever you do, do not continue to use your equipment until you are satisfied.
J: I will, and we'll see how this goes!
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To Explain:
The photos showed an RV (you know, one of those 40 foot land yacht things people like to pretend they are camping in) with several holes cut in both sides of the body. Not just in, but right through. The man had cut out holes to fit 3 inch deep speakers in a wall that was only about 2" thick, holes that are effectively new 8" by 24" windows, sans glass. They are supposed to be completely concealed within a standard HOUSE wall, not just hanging out into the weather.
I'm amazed he didn't get stopped or something, he had exposed wiring while driving down the road. I know it's low voltage, but it still looks like a high tech bit hanging out the side of a ragged hole driving down the damn road with loose wires all over the place.
Ok that's enough, I need to go weep. Not only has he shown yet again that most rich people are idiots, but has completely ruined a very nice set of speakers."