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Smokey
08-14-2004, 08:04 PM
It is probably me, but I don't find Halle barry really that sexy or hot. May be if she put on some weight like Jay Lo :D

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jamison
08-14-2004, 08:56 PM
I know i sure wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers LMAO

she is hot as far as im concerned!

Smokey
08-15-2004, 03:32 PM
Dam it guys. I didn't say if you want to have sex with her or not. Just if she is hot or not :D

Lexmark3200
08-15-2004, 03:37 PM
Dam it guys. I didn't say if you want to have sex with her or not. Just if she is hot or not :D

Hahhahahahahahhaa.............

RGA
08-15-2004, 05:52 PM
Well she was the only thing that kept me watching that last dreadful Bond movie. Halle is Hot - Have not seen Catwoman because the reviews all seemed to call it a stinky kitty litter of a film.

Lexmark3200
08-15-2004, 06:13 PM
Yeah she did look awesome in that ****in bikini in Die Another Day......

Worf101
08-16-2004, 09:22 AM
believe it or not, I DON'T find her all that attractive. Now Angela Bassett, that woman can break my back anyday. Her body in "What's Love Got To Do With It?"..... dayum!!!!! The only thing that I would like better would to be the filing in a Williams Sister's samich!!!!! Mmmm tasty.

Da Worfster :D

agtpunx40
08-16-2004, 09:30 AM
Halle is ok, but salma hayek is completely unreasonably attractive. Human beings should not be able to be that sexy.

Lexmark3200
08-16-2004, 09:38 AM
Halle is ok, but salma hayek is completely unreasonably attractive. Human beings should not be able to be that sexy.

Agreed; Hayek is MUCH hotter than Worf's suggestion of *gulp* Angela Bassett....I dont know...to me, Bassett is a primate who never quite evolved to human stage.....

92135011
08-16-2004, 09:49 AM
It is probably me, but I don't find Halle barry really that sexy or hot. May be if she put on some weight like Jay Lo :D


Not hot at all...but on the other hand, most people can look decently well with the right hair and fashion stylist, makeup artist, etc. It's all in the marketing anyways. Halle is more like the normal girl who had someone invest some money in her (marketing). Buddy dont even mention J Lo, that woman is too dirty to be sexy. You better check those knees or hers

Worf101
08-16-2004, 11:35 AM
Agreed; Hayek is MUCH hotter than Worf's suggestion of *gulp* Angela Bassett....I dont know...to me, Bassett is a primate who never quite evolved to human stage.....

You can call that woman a lot of things but and un-evolved primate ain't one of em. You best git your eyes checked son. You're goin blind.

Da Worfster :cool:

ray5aes
08-16-2004, 02:34 PM
Yep,
She is hotter than hot to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even without make up she is so fine.

topspeed
08-16-2004, 04:02 PM
Halle is smokin'!!! The only two things that got me through Swordfish without wretching were Barry's breasts and the TVR Tuscan. Oh wait...that's three things.

Worfster, you can have the Williams sisters. I'll take Halle and Charlize Theron. Now that's a sammich!

Worf101
08-16-2004, 08:02 PM
Halle is smokin'!!! The only two things that got me through Swordfish without wretching were Barry's breasts and the TVR Tuscan. Oh wait...that's three things.

Worfster, you can have the Williams sisters. I'll take Halle and Charlize Theron. Now that's a sammich!

Halle and Charlize..... Ptoooi!!!!! My girls would beat em both bloody with tennis balls then spank em till they begged fer mercy... wait... that don't sound half bad...

I'd like to see that tag team action. Where's celebrity deathmatch when you need it.

Da Worfster

Smokey
08-16-2004, 08:35 PM
Buddy dont even mention J Lo, that woman is too dirty to be sexy. You better check those knees on hers

Well, her knees is not one of her feature I was looking at :p

Worf, I thought you had better taste than that. I just looked at Williams sisters pictures, and as Redd Foxx would say:Poooy, Poooy, Poooy.
May be you meant Vanessa Williams. Now, that is one hot chick :)

A definite thumb up for Salma Hayek though.

topspeed
08-17-2004, 07:39 AM
Halle and Charlize..... Ptoooi!!!!! My girls would beat em both bloody with tennis balls then spank em till they begged fer mercy... wait... that don't sound half bad...

I'd like to see that tag team action. Where's celebrity deathmatch when you need it.

Da Worfster
Nice imagery...very, very nice! Throw in some hot oil and we've gotta winnah!

Garrardman
08-17-2004, 08:33 AM
A few friends and i were having a discusssion about this only recently. We came to the conclusion that Halle isn't convincing as Catwoman because she's far too wholesome and not "dirty" enough!!! Check out Joan Severance in Black Scorpion - dreadful film, but that's my idea of a female super-hero!!

Don't get me wrong, HB's not unattractive and she did look good in the Bond film but, even then, she was completely outshone by her co-star Rosamund Pike as the baddie!

dean_martin
08-17-2004, 02:58 PM
I like to think that we He-men are finally revolting against the media-hyped anorexic-as-sex-symbol type. It's time to go back to the voluptuous creatures like Marilyn, Jane (Mansfield), Raquel, Pam Grier, etc. Those babes were COMPLETE women. They certainly wouldn't slip through your fingers. I think Hayek fits the voluptuous babe model. However, you do have to watch out for those nasty ones - Anna Nicole, J Lo. I wish the world was like a Russ Meyer film - big tiddies everywhere!

Woochifer
08-17-2004, 03:28 PM
Smoke -

I think yer batting an Ofer on both Halle and J Lo! I thought Halle was pretty hot when I first saw her in "Boomerang" but she just waned from there on out and even her barebreasted turn in "Swordfish" didn't do much for me. I dunno, I guess Halle did more for me when she just was hot, as opposed to everybody telling her that she's hot and then trying to act the part.

Catwoman just looks downright lame, so I guess I'll make a judgment call there when it comes to cable. Plus, Halle's got pretty big boots to fill considering how perfectly Michelle Phieffer and Julie Newmar played the role earlier. (Now, Julie Newmar as Catwoman, THAT'S a presence that causes earthquakes in the loins!)

It was kind of the same thing with Catherine Zeta Jones. She could melt the screen in "Entrapment" without trying, but got to be downright irritating in "The Haunting" and "Chicago" because she kept playing up the "am I hot or what" persona.

J. Lo never did it for me. I guess if she can't hold a candle to about half the women in my salsa dancing classes, then it doesn't matter to me how big an insurance policy she's got on her posterior!

Woochifer
08-17-2004, 03:31 PM
Halle and Charlize..... Ptoooi!!!!! My girls would beat em both bloody with tennis balls then spank em till they begged fer mercy... wait... that don't sound half bad...

I'd like to see that tag team action. Where's celebrity deathmatch when you need it.

Da Worfster

Worf! You need therapy bro! Maybe you should befriend Richard Williams, and convince him that Venus and Serena have got a career ahead of them in uh ... personal physical therapy! You're more than willing to give them an initial assessment, and happy to assist in any way possible. Consider it charity work!

Woochifer
08-17-2004, 03:36 PM
A few friends and i were having a discusssion about this only recently. We came to the conclusion that Halle isn't convincing as Catwoman because she's far too wholesome and not "dirty" enough!!! Check out Joan Severance in Black Scorpion - dreadful film, but that's my idea of a female super-hero!!

Don't get me wrong, HB's not unattractive and she did look good in the Bond film but, even then, she was completely outshone by her co-star Rosamund Pike as the baddie!

Yer right on all counts.

Interesting about Halle because in "Batman Returns" Michelle Phieffer had to be pretty straightlaced when playing Selina Kyle, but man oh man did she catch fire once she donned the catsuit! If Phieffer kept the same Selina Kyle persona in the Catwoman costume, it would not have worked too well.

Joan Severance does make for a pretty good superhero because she's got that certain edginess to her. She was much hotter in Black Scorpion than Carmen Electra was in that superhero movie that she starred in (it was a pretty bad movie, and despite the best efforts of her costume, Carmen was pretty unconvincing as a superhero).

Forgot that Halle was in that Bond flick as well. Goes to show how memorable that was!

Worf101
08-18-2004, 07:03 AM
I like to think that we He-men are finally revolting against the media-hyped anorexic-as-sex-symbol type. It's time to go back to the voluptuous creatures like Marilyn, Jane (Mansfield), Raquel, Pam Grier, etc. Those babes were COMPLETE women. They certainly wouldn't slip through your fingers. I think Hayek fits the voluptuous babe model. However, you do have to watch out for those nasty ones - Anna Nicole, J Lo. I wish the world was like a Russ Meyer film - big tiddies everywhere!

Finally, a man after my own heart. You just said sumthin there my son. Russ Meyers??!!!!! Now there's a name that don't get bandied about here but once every 2 years or so. Outstanding post!!!!! Love dem full figured wimmins!!!!!

Da Worfster :D

Worf101
08-18-2004, 07:05 AM
Nice imagery...very, very nice! Throw in some hot oil and we've gotta winnah!

I hear you, now you're thinking... that would be "all good". Make Hugh Hefner break down in tears. I guess that's how you really know you've made it, when you're invited to one of his pajama parties. A man can only dream....

Da Worfster

Woochifer
08-18-2004, 10:06 AM
Finally, a man after my own heart. You just said sumthin there my son. Russ Meyers??!!!!! Now there's a name that don't get bandied about here but once every 2 years or so. Outstanding post!!!!! Love dem full figured wimmins!!!!!

Da Worfster :D

And let's not forget to thank Roger Ebert for delivering that masterful screenplay for "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" -- what curves ... errr ... plot twists!

dean_martin
08-18-2004, 12:40 PM
Check out "Faster, Pussycat...Kill! Kill!" "Mudhoney" (remember band with same name?), and especially any title with "VIXEN" in it!!!

I guess we'll have to find us some hot, vivacious, full-figgered wimmins and make our own dang flicks in the Russ Meyer tradition. How about Cleavage Town, USA, or Once Upon a Time in Cleavageville, Return to Cleavageville, Lost in Cleavageville, etc. for possible titles?

ericl
08-18-2004, 01:51 PM
You guys are getting a little carried away here.. Lets tone it down, alright? This is a family site, after all!

-Eric

Geoffcin
08-18-2004, 03:48 PM
You guys are getting a little carried away here.. Lets tone it down, alright? This is a family site, after all!

-Eric

Posting about who you consider attractive is one thing, but posting links to full frontal shots?! That's really pushing it.

I think Halle is hot too: Who can forget her "oscar winning" performance in Monster's Ball.

I think Jenna Jameson helped her with her research on the role. <BG>

RGA
08-18-2004, 05:11 PM
Umm is this why post of Halle was deleted - because she happened to be topless. Man oh man you all need to come to a TRULY FREE country called Canada where going Topless is legal - instead of that Prison that is the United States.

I guess I don't get what is so terribly shocking about boobs - most of us sucked them when we for 9 months old no? Still artful photography is not pornography either.

Woochifer
08-18-2004, 06:52 PM
Umm is this why post of Halle was deleted - because she happened to be topless. Man oh man you all need to come to a TRULY FREE country called Canada where going Topless is legal - instead of that Prison that is the United States.

I guess I don't get what is so terribly shocking about boobs - most of us sucked them when we for 9 months old no? Still artful photography is not pornography either.

This has nothing to do with what country it's in, this has to do with the rules of a particular board. I saw nothing wrong with how this thread evolved, but yeah topless pics is a bit of a stretch because even though I have no problem with it, be aware that there are plenty of others who might take issue with that.

I got this sneaking suspicion that not a lot of the moderated audio sites hosted by Canadian companies like Axiom are going to tolerate links to nude pics either. It's not like the CBC's got naked women strewn abouts in their programming, otherwise that might provide yet more incentive to get a real satellite dish (I will say that the CBC's live Olympic coverage runs circles around the prepackaged nonsense that NBC has stuck us with). Nothing illegal about going topless in the U.S. -- lest you forget, "Swordfish" (where Halle went topless) was an American movie!

RGA
08-18-2004, 11:32 PM
Actually you need to watch more CBC if you don't think there is a LOT of nudity and here in the West we have channel 13 which is a public free channel which has several shows of a nude nature like Kink - not to mention the movies often shown at 10-11PM which are uncut. The CBC has content in prime time a fair amount with nudity. There are several "Part of our Heritage" commercials which basically show some invention or pioneering event that was invented by a Canadian which people might not know about - kinda pointless commercials - our version of self-congratulatory flag waving I guess - which occasionally have nudity - the one on tonuight had full frontal male nudity - granted a picture on the wall as a demonstration piece but still there.

Halle Berry's Picture I got from doing a Google Search of the name Halle Berry and clicking on Images - and boom first page http://images.google.ca/images?q=halle%20berry&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

It is idiocy - Anyone could get that picture at anytime.

92135011
08-19-2004, 12:13 PM
I watched sexTV, a program on city, once.
They usually talk about pretty interesting stuff...
that was up until they started talking about some stuff that dealt with a man knocking his bag of jewels upon another's garbage chute...big mistake

Woochifer
08-19-2004, 12:37 PM
Actually you need to watch more CBC if you don't think there is a LOT of nudity and here in the West we have channel 13 which is a public free channel which has several shows of a nude nature like Kink - not to mention the movies often shown at 10-11PM which are uncut. The CBC has content in prime time a fair amount with nudity. There are several "Part of our Heritage" commercials which basically show some invention or pioneering event that was invented by a Canadian which people might not know about - kinda pointless commercials - our version of self-congratulatory flag waving I guess - which occasionally have nudity - the one on tonuight had full frontal male nudity - granted a picture on the wall as a demonstration piece but still there.

Halle Berry's Picture I got from doing a Google Search of the name Halle Berry and clicking on Images - and boom first page http://images.google.ca/images?q=halle%20berry&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

It is idiocy - Anyone could get that picture at anytime.

Live Olympic coverage AND tiddies on prime time?! I guess I should start digging that hole for a new satellite dish!

RGA
08-19-2004, 05:23 PM
Live Olympic coverage AND tiddies on prime time?! I guess I should start digging that hole for a new satellite dish!

Yeah you should see what's on the tube in Britain and France. In Britain I was watching a show about men who paid rather good looking and rather nude women to push them down flights of stairs - it was some extreme domination thing with a link to cruella.com And they say football players are tough --- these guys can take a thumping.

Smokey
08-19-2004, 08:23 PM
I guess if she [Jay Lo] can't hold a candle to about half the women in my salsa dancing classes..........

Now, that might be something to see.....Wooch doing a Salsa dance number on the floor :D

Woochifer
08-20-2004, 04:15 PM
Yeah you should see what's on the tube in Britain and France. In Britain I was watching a show about men who paid rather good looking and rather nude women to push them down flights of stairs - it was some extreme domination thing with a link to cruella.com And they say football players are tough --- these guys can take a thumping.

I get a little taste of that on BBC America, which comes with the basic Directv programming. But, I've heard that a lot of the more risque stuff is in the commercials, but BBC America only shows the American ads.

Woochifer
08-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Now, that might be something to see.....Wooch doing a Salsa dance number on the floor :D

What is this Smoke, you asking for a spot on my dance card? I might be able to sneak you in next month ... but you'll have to follow! :D

Been doing salsa for about 18 years, and have danced with at least a few Latinas over those years. Relative to that dancer crowd, J.Lo. just seems very plain to me.