Joke

[cam]

The Lone Ranger is captured by Apaches and about to be burned alive. "Before I kill you," says the Indian chief, "I will grant you one wish." "Bring me my horse," he replies. So the chief nods, and Silver is led before the Lone Ranger. He whispers in the horse's ear, and it bolts off. An hour later it comes galloping back with a beautiful blonde riding bareback. The Lone Ranger lunges at the animal and grabs it by the ears. "You stupid idiot," he hollers. "I said bring posse!"

[karl k]

The Lone Ranger is captured by Apaches and about to be burned alive. "Before I kill you," says the Indian chief, "I will grant you one wish." "Bring me my horse," he replies. So the chief nods, and Silver is led before the Lone Ranger. He whispers in the horse's ear, and it bolts off. An hour later it comes galloping back with a beautiful blonde riding bareback. The Lone Ranger lunges at the animal and grabs it by the ears. "You stupid idiot," he hollers. "I said bring posse!"
Bet you wished you could trade places right 'bout now! :p