One line story

[Izlsnizzt]

You guys may have seen this on other forums in the past but why not try it here for the hell of it. The idea is everyone contribtes a line and progresses the story. On another forum I was a member of (Until it started to suck) we got about 100 PAGES of this over a while. Her I'll start:

Once upon a time in Tweater's "HIFI" listening room...



Lets see what you make of it...

[paul_pci]

I dropped a bottle of crazy glue …

[Bryan]

That spilled onto ...

[Izlsnizzt]

A Monster Automatic Voltage Stabalizer...





BTW Newbies (like me) This is an easy way to build rank if your so inclined but don't flame the board...

[JSE]

A Monster Automatic Voltage Stabalizer...





BTW Newbies (like me) This is an easy way to build rank if your so inclined but don't flame the board...


And magically transformed the crazy clue into...............................?

JSE

[Justlisten2]

And magically transformed the crazy clue into...............................?

JSE


The latest and greatest Monster cables that..

[piece-it pete]

...are currently on sale for the bargain price of $330 per inch ......

[JSE]

...are currently on sale for the bargain price of $330 per inch ......


I asked the salesman, Why so much?.............................

JSE

[jeskibuff]

He winced, then put his hand in his pocket, and pulled out...

[cam]

a list of all the suckers who bought this stuff.

[cam]

Then he began to reach into his other pocket......................................

[Justlisten2]

and pulled out his tool, which he proceeded to use...

[jeskibuff]

...to reach far up his left nostril, and upon yanking violently, out came...

[Justlisten2]

a tax return he had lost from 1998, upon inspection the form was remarkably...

[JSE]

a tax return he had lost from 1998, upon inspection the form was remarkably...

well preserved considering all the "brain goop" on it, but upon even closer inspection I saw........?

[jeskibuff]

....that he had made over $500,000 selling overpriced cables and had the gall to list his occupation as....

[cam]

....that he had made over $500,000 selling overpriced cables and had the gall to list his occupation as....
a double blind test spokesperson for monster cable which made me so mad that...................................

[paul_pci]

a double blind test spokesperson for monster cable which made me so mad that...................................

…that I reached for my other bottle of crazy glue and …

[jeskibuff]

...sealed BOTH of his disgusting nostrils shut! I was feeling a LITTLE guilty when I heard...

[Justlisten2]

..the tax form wasn't actually his, but I got over my guilt by...

[JSE]

..the tax form wasn't actually his, but I got over my guilt by...


agreeing to buy 1/100th of an inch of that latest and greatest Monster cable, but he just looked at me with this disgusted face and.........?

[cam]

agreeing to buy 1/100th of an inch of that latest and greatest Monster cable, but he just looked at me with this disgusted face and.........?
began to throw a punch at me, I ducked it then I just absolutely..................................

[jeskibuff]

...had to see what would happen if I sealed his lips shut, too. I reached for the tube of superglue, but...

[Justlisten2]

...it had leaked in my pocket, now my testicles were glued together!! I immediately.....

[cam]

...it had leaked in my pocket, now my testicles were glued together!! I immediately.....
reached for the Monster Automatic Voltage Stabilizer that was plugged in right beside me and began to...............................................

[jeskibuff]

...unscrew the back panel in order to hotwire the unit for electroshock therapy to melt the glue from the affected area. But then I saw in bold lettering...

[JSE]

...unscrew the back panel in order to hotwire the unit for electroshock therapy to melt the glue from the affected area. But then I saw in bold lettering...


"WARNING! This device not intended for NADs!, I began to wonder if they meant......

[cam]

"WARNING! This device not intended for NADs!, I began to wonder if they meant......
"GO-NADS" But upon further inspection I noticed more bold print, " THIS MONSTER PRODUCT IS COMPLETELY WIRED WITH HOME DEPOTE 16 GUAGE THROUGHOUT."

[jeskibuff]

I was so distracted and despondent that I had forgotten to unplug the unit. With the back panel now removed, I accidentally touched the hot wire which caused me to...

[cam]

I was so distracted and despondent that I had forgotten to unplug the unit. With the back panel now removed, I accidentally touched the hot wire which caused me to...
wonder, bitsteam or pcm, so I called Lexmark3200 and asked him.........................

[jeskibuff]

...if he knew the proper sequence to exit the Setup menu image that was being electrically burned into my retinas. I knew that if I didn't act quickly...

[cam]

...if he knew the proper sequence to exit the Setup menu image that was being electrically burned into my retinas. I knew that if I didn't act quickly...
I would have permanent damage to my .......................................