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JohnMichael
05-16-2012, 04:47 PM
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

RoyY51
05-16-2012, 05:33 PM
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said I had the biggest penis that she had ever laid her hands on. I said: "You're pulling my leg!"

Mash
05-16-2012, 06:43 PM
But which leg?


Are not there three?

bfalls
05-16-2012, 07:42 PM
Smith.



("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)

JohnMichael
05-16-2012, 07:50 PM
Smith.



("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)


What was the other leg's name?

RoyY51
05-20-2012, 06:56 AM
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least, I presume she was poor...she only had $1.20 in her purse.

markw
05-20-2012, 07:42 AM
Her name was Eileen and she worked at IHOP.

RGA
05-21-2012, 01:08 AM
Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.

JohnMichael
05-21-2012, 04:01 AM
Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.



Boooo, hiss

bobsticks
05-21-2012, 04:10 AM
Boooo, hiss

Too soon?