View Full Version : Bad joke of the day
JohnMichael
05-16-2012, 04:47 PM
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
RoyY51
05-16-2012, 05:33 PM
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said I had the biggest penis that she had ever laid her hands on. I said: "You're pulling my leg!"
But which leg?
Are not there three?
bfalls
05-16-2012, 07:42 PM
Smith.
("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)
JohnMichael
05-16-2012, 07:50 PM
Smith.
("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)
What was the other leg's name?
RoyY51
05-20-2012, 06:56 AM
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least, I presume she was poor...she only had $1.20 in her purse.
markw
05-20-2012, 07:42 AM
Her name was Eileen and she worked at IHOP.
Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.
JohnMichael
05-21-2012, 04:01 AM
Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.
Boooo, hiss
bobsticks
05-21-2012, 04:10 AM
Boooo, hiss
Too soon?
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