The bacon thread

[Finch Platte]

http://baconqueen.com/bacon_strips.jpg

I was just riding the bike around the other day and had a brilliant thought pertaining to everyone's favorite meat, BACON!

What bands/songs can you manipulate so they'll be about bacon?

Couple I've thought of:

Billy Ray Cyrus- Achin' Bacon Heart
XTC- Bacon Plans For Nigel
Whiskeytown's Bacon, Georgia, County Line

And bonus points if the band's name is food-related, i.e.: Judas Grease- Bacon The Law, or Bachman Turner Overeasy- Bacon Care Of Business :arf:

Have fun!

[ForeverAutumn]

You're a kook!

Doobie Brothers - Bacon it to the street.
Eagles - Bacon to the limit

[Mr MidFi]

Rush -- Red Pancetta

[richmon]

You should check the strap tension on your helmet..

Aerosmith -Bacon the saddle again
Bacon Sabbath -Iron Pan

[ForeverAutumn]

You should check the strap tension on your helmet..



LMAO!

I needed that. :D

[Finch Platte]

You should check the strap tension on your helmet..

Aerosmith -Bacon the saddle again
Bacon Sabbath -Iron Pan

Helmet? What helmet?

[noddin0ff]

Elton Johnnycakes & Kiki Dee: Don't Go Bacon My Heart

[bobsticks]

Rush -- Red Pancetta

snork...coffee...on...keyboard...

[Mr MidFi]

snork...coffee...on...keyboard...

My apologies. I couldn't resist.

[texlle]

Bad Company- Feel like Bacon Love
Steely Dan- Baconhotdogs (won't you take me by the hand...)
Meltin' John- Don't Go Bacon My Heart
Willie Nelson- Bacon on Water
Pop Sizzler- Bacon Thunderbirds

and who could forget timeless classics like...

Elvis Presley- Whole Lotta Bacon Goin' On




I love this game.

[GMichael]

You people need help. :eek6:

[texlle]

And you, sir, need more bacon in your life. :D

"...and I'll be there. Fryin' in your pan. Draped across your china. Baconhotdogs."

[ForeverAutumn]

Queen - Bacon on a Sunday afternoon.
Squeeze - Bacon I'm Yours

[Swish]

Elton Johnnycakes & Kiki Dee: Don't Go Bacon My Heart

Heard a couple of knuckle-heads on the radio saying they couldn't find info about her, but they were spelling it Dee and that's incorrect. Just sayin'.

[Swish]

Steely Dan - Bacon Blues

[Smokey]

You people need help. :eek6:

And 20 minutes on a thread mill http://clipart.coolclips.com/AGifm/tf05242/CoolClips_wb027566.gif

:D

[noddin0ff]

Heard a couple of knuckle-heads on the radio saying they couldn't find info about her, but they were spelling it Dee and that's incorrect. Just sayin'.

But...but... wikipedia...

Kiki Dee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiki_Dee)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51izGASVHFL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Finch Platte]

Man, you guys sputtered out quick. :frown5:

How about Eddie Money's Bacon?

Rosanna's daddy had a car she loved to drive
Stole the keys one night and took me for a ride
Turned up the music just as loud as it could go
Blew out the speakers in her daddy's radio

She was bacon (oh oh oh oh oh)
Snappin' her fingers (oh oh oh oh oh)
She was movin' round and round
That girl was bacon!

We started drinkin' had to take it straight
She was doin' 80 and she slammed on the brakes
Got so high we had to pull to the side
We did some bacon til the middle of the night

Bacon (oh oh oh oh oh)
Snappin' her fingers (oh oh oh oh oh)
She was up and down and round and round
Bacon
Bacon (oh oh oh ) (oh oh oh oh) (oh oh oh) (oh oh oh )

Chorus

I got a little nervous, when she took her coat off
She looked so pretty Ahh yeah
I'm always talkin' baby talkin' too much
I love that little girl and I just can't get enough
It takes a lonely night with nowhere to go
Just call Rosanna, it's a hell of a show

Chorus (2)

Ba ba ba ba ba she was bacon (4)

:22:

You know, it's a crime some of these aren't commercials for Oscar Meyer, especially Feel Like Bacon Love. :skep:

[Swish]

But...but... wikipedia...

Kiki Dee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiki_Dee)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51izGASVHFL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

They were looking her up under the letter 'D' without the 'ee'. My bad!

[Swish]

...moons ago where I suggested you replace the word 'love' in a song title with 'lunch'. We got a good bunch of funny titles;

Lunch in the Afternoon

All You Need is Lunch

Feel Like Makin' Lunch

Lunch is All You Need

Lunch in an Elevator

http://forums.audioreview.com/rave-recordings/i-feel-like-makin-30187.html

[bobsticks]

I see a trend developing and, as usual, the answers can be found in the Jackson 5 catalog:

Lunch Is The Thing You Need

It All Bacon And Ends With Love

Lettuce Have A Party

Tomato Young

Mayo Tomorrow

and culminating with the noontime classic: BLT...Easy As 1,2,3...