Robert-The-Rambler
09-22-2011, 07:52 AM
At least lyrically. Unfortunately I can't compose music. Singing I'll leave to the professionals. Lately I've been waxing poetic (instead of waxing my balls....) a little bit too much perhaps. Sorry for the crude humor but thats part of the story.
Basically the story is about a completely sexually repressed virgin trying to come to grips with a trip to a strip club on his birthday meanwhile trying to fall in love with a beautiful girl at the same time-the girl he met through a friend at work. Since he is so repressed he can't really express himself physically so he goes off into a John Denver driven romantic haze trying to win her love by singing songs so romantic that a woman would have to have no heart to not be touched emotionally. Can romance be found at a gentlemens club? I don't think that story has ever been told. To quote Billy Joel, "It was sad and it was sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes." Will it be the ultimate geek fantasy? We'll just have to wait and see.
Since I was in my teens I wanted to tell a story in song that told my life story as best as I could. I think now I am closer to that than I ever thought I might ever be. Everybody at my current job thinks that I have completely fallen in love with this girl. I'm too afraid to even ask her for her phone number but I've got a completely over the top way of getting it though planned. Over the top is the only way I know how to do it. As I said completely repressed. Is romance still alive here in the 21st century. We hung out the other day? Something happened that triggered this whole epiphany. I don't want to spoil it. Its a damn good story. I'm not totally sure about her feelings for me but as I started writing this incredible collection of poetry I started to paint a picture in 15 or so songs that describe exactly what I am thinking at this moment in time. When I made sure she was coming to my party the other day she said she couldn't wait to get a lap dance. I thought to myself this really could be my dream girl.
Sometimes if you dream hard enough
You can make it real
Even after you wake up
You still have a great piece of art
Or maybe I just need a girl to say take your pants off
Lets go
I wish I knew how to market this stuff. I've had poetry published before. I'm driven to succeed.
Basically the story is about a completely sexually repressed virgin trying to come to grips with a trip to a strip club on his birthday meanwhile trying to fall in love with a beautiful girl at the same time-the girl he met through a friend at work. Since he is so repressed he can't really express himself physically so he goes off into a John Denver driven romantic haze trying to win her love by singing songs so romantic that a woman would have to have no heart to not be touched emotionally. Can romance be found at a gentlemens club? I don't think that story has ever been told. To quote Billy Joel, "It was sad and it was sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes." Will it be the ultimate geek fantasy? We'll just have to wait and see.
Since I was in my teens I wanted to tell a story in song that told my life story as best as I could. I think now I am closer to that than I ever thought I might ever be. Everybody at my current job thinks that I have completely fallen in love with this girl. I'm too afraid to even ask her for her phone number but I've got a completely over the top way of getting it though planned. Over the top is the only way I know how to do it. As I said completely repressed. Is romance still alive here in the 21st century. We hung out the other day? Something happened that triggered this whole epiphany. I don't want to spoil it. Its a damn good story. I'm not totally sure about her feelings for me but as I started writing this incredible collection of poetry I started to paint a picture in 15 or so songs that describe exactly what I am thinking at this moment in time. When I made sure she was coming to my party the other day she said she couldn't wait to get a lap dance. I thought to myself this really could be my dream girl.
Sometimes if you dream hard enough
You can make it real
Even after you wake up
You still have a great piece of art
Or maybe I just need a girl to say take your pants off
Lets go
I wish I knew how to market this stuff. I've had poetry published before. I'm driven to succeed.