Am I The Most Hopeless Romantic?

[Robert-The-Rambler]

I've Got A Hero Complex

I've been playing videogames

Ever since I was a kid

Rescue the damsel in distress

From some sticky mess

If I was Superman

I'd just want to be Clark Kent


Playing Dungeons and Dragons

And other videogames

I did it all to get the girl

A hopeless romantic looking for

Much more than a peck on the cheek


These electric lies play tricks on my eyes

Making me believe

That I have to slay a dragon

Just to be your man


Don't mind me

I've just got a Hero Complex

And if you would try and rescue me

The only thing more frightening

Than making love to you

Would be a Lesbian Vampire scene

Getting down to business hot and heavy

She starts to suck..... your blood


Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

I've been playing videogames

Ever since I was a kid

Rescue the damsel in distress

From some sticky mess

If I was Superman

I'd just want to be Clark Kent

2nd Time

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

Playing Dungeons and Dragons

And other videogames

I did it all to get the girl

A hopeless romantic looking for

Much more than a peck on the cheek

3rd Time

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

These electric lies play tricks on my eyes

Making me believe

That I have to slay a dragon

Just to be your man

4th Time

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

Don't mind me

I've just got a Hero Complex

And if you would try and rescue me

The only thing more frightening

Than making love to you

Would be a Lesbian Vampire scene

Getting down to business hot and heavy

She starts to suck..... your blood

Conclusion

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

Cause playing with you

Is better than me playing with me

[markw]

I think the whole thing is summed up quite succinctly in the last four lines.

[Robert-The-Rambler]

I think the whole thing is summed up quite succinctly in the last four lines.

Nine of them are complete and the other one will probably be completed today. I had this idea to write somewhat of a concept album in lyrics based around the events of the last week and upcoming weeks leading up to my 32nd birthday. I have a working title called Ten Songs To Describe One Moment In Time. My friends plan on taking me to a gentlemens club and for a hopeless romantic such as myself that could be very interesting. At the same time my friend is introducing me to a girl he has known for years who he has been feeding my romanticism for the past year while she was away in college. We hung out in a bar the other day and I didn't get her phone number. That started me down this reflective road.

Should I post them all?

Thanks so much for the feedback. I really appreciate it. That one is one of the more lighthearted pieces. I get way more romantic. What would you expect from somebody who lives on a street called Ovid?

[Lavarda]

At some point in her life, my sister began to lack adrenaline, and then she decided to try to communicate with a lesbian. She was advised of one place, look at this site (https://www.cupid.com/en/lesbian/) for online lesbian dating. Now she communicates there with several girls, she likes it so much, she says it turns her on.