I wanna know what he said to her...

[markw]

...just before she did this (http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/07/13/severed-penis.html) so I can be damn sure to never, ever say it!

[GMichael]

He said, "You're not bad, but your sister is way better at this."

[bobsticks]

---Honey, you're going to have to drive the Hyundai for another couple of years...I bought the Wilson Audio Maxx 3's!!

---and our daughter's cheerleading coach said they sound great during our sleepover the other night.

---With some blonde highlights you'd look just like Ann Coulter.

---Sweetie, it turns out that investing our retirement package in NewsCorp. wasn't such a great idea.

---No, those pants don't make you look fat...if you're a snuffleupagus.

---I love the new hairstyle! You look just like a Philipino kickboxer in drag!

[JohnMichael]

This story is also quite popular on a gender research site I frequent. "All of me, why not take all of me". No penis but with testicles will need prostate stim to orgasm.

[ForeverAutumn]

"Honey, are you absolutely sure that the doctor said it was okay to come off your meds?"

[bfalls]

Of course I fixed the garbage disposal! Why didn't you just try it instead of asking me such a stupid question?