got A NIELSEN VEIWING DIARY!!

[pixelthis]

Hen hen hen hen.
And four bucks for a six pack!!
HEY talky, got any shows you love?
BE sure to put in a good word for em! sure..
Ah yes the POWER...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!!!!:
Be aafraid my little pretties...very afraid.
NOW what channel is MATLOCK ON...???:1:

[atomicAdam]

seriously - have you been drinking?

[JohnMichael]

I think that is drink with a little smoke.

[pixelthis]

YOU'LL see when "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE"
is number one!
NOW those chicks on QVC will finally get what they deserve!
CUBIC zirconium hour no. 1!
PROBABLY do what I did last time, write "WEATHER CHANNEL
at the top and draw an arrow down the page.:1:

[ForeverAutumn]

Is it too late for you to get LOST back? :)

[JohnMichael]

Is it too late for you to get LOST back? :)



Lost to be pre-empted by Dukes of Hazard.

[ForeverAutumn]

You might as well just start sticking bamboo slivers in my fingernails. :(

[GMichael]

Isn't the first rule of becoming a "Nielson Family" , DON'T TELL ANYONE?!

[Ajani]

Isn't the first rule of becoming a "Nielson Family" , DON'T TELL ANYONE?!

I thought that was the first rule of fight club... :idea:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I think that is drink with a little smoke.

And don't forget the medications......

[bobsticks]

It's becoming much clearer as to why I have 3500 channels and very little I want to watch.

[pixelthis]

Isn't the first rule of becoming a "Nielson Family" , DON'T TELL ANYONE?!

OOPS!
Really tho, we keep getting these things. I GUESS we are a
"typical" family, two eighty year old white folks living in
a black neighborhood, with their 54y old caretaker son
watching his ten grand HT while waiting to die from diabetes.
ONE FAMILY IN A MILLION.
I have never cared for this process, twelve or so people choosing
the ratings.But what are you gonna do? AND CAN I keep the
four bucks?
AND THE DUKES remake, with TAYLOR SWIFT...
coming right up.:1:

[pixelthis]

BTW, anybody know where I can find a shopping cart big
enough to hold a 42" panel?:1:

[GMichael]

OOPS!
Really tho, we keep getting these things. I GUESS we are a
"typical" family, two eighty year old white folks living in
a black neighborhood, with their 54y old caretaker son
watching his ten grand HT while waiting to die from diabetes.
ONE FAMILY IN A MILLION.
I have never cared for this process, twelve or so people choosing
the ratings.But what are you gonna do? AND CAN I keep the
four bucks?
AND THE DUKES remake, with TAYLOR SWIFT...
coming right up.:1:

We were asked to join their familly about 15 years ago. At the time, we were using one of those descrambler boxes, so I didn't want anyone to know what we were watching & when. You should have seen the look on that woman's face when I told her that I wasn't interested. You'd have thought that I just made history as the first person to ever turn them down.

[pixelthis]

We were asked to join their familly about 15 years ago. At the time, we were using one of those descrambler boxes, so I didn't want anyone to know what we were watching & when. You should have seen the look on that woman's face when I told her that I wasn't interested. You'd have thought that I just made history as the first person to ever turn them down.

yeah, and they become more irrelevant every day.
A LOT OF PEEPS WOULD JUST write "texting" and mail it in.:1: