The 9 Ways Guys Pee

[jrhymeammo]

http://i.imgur.com/LvQLm.jpg

[TheHills44060]

Number 7 is totally me in the morning. Zombie piss.

[dakatabg]

Number 2 - The Don't Hit The Water

[ForeverAutumn]

Ewwwwwwww!

[JohnMichael]

Since I clean the bathroom myself I prefer to sit. Urinating in public places I try to aim carefully because I spent 4 years managing housekeeping staff at a hospital. I know what all that urine that does not make it into the bowl does for odors and the surrounding surfaces.

Oh and with spring cleaning around the corner it will be time to do it again.