Words you never thought you'd see together

[Finch Platte]

We just got a brochure in our store- this company is selling... wait for it...





Remote controlled candles. (http://www.enjoylighting.com/)
So real, you'll try to blow it out. :out:

[noddin0ff]

Actually...my in laws had their whole house set up with remote controlled Xmas candles in all the windows. They thought they were the best things evah. Up until the battery on the remote started going out and only turned off/on a subset of the candles...

Still not quite as romantic as match to flame.

[kexodusc]

We just got a brochure in our store- this company is selling... wait for it...





Remote controlled candles. (http://www.enjoylighting.com/) :out:
Geez, those suckers are sold everywhere! And they need 4 AA batteries?

[Finch Platte]

And they need 4 AA batteries?

Aw, just take 'em out of the dildo.

[atomicAdam]

Aw, just take 'em out of the dildo.

Dildo = manual - vibrator = batteries.

And 4 AA batteries doesn't sound all that exciting.

[kexodusc]

Should have titled this thread "Directions you never thought a thread would go".

[Swish]

...this.

[ForeverAutumn]

LMAO! I love you guys! You crack me up. :lol: