So hot.. I'm melting....

[Worf101]

Its so hot.....
(wait for it)

How hot is it?

So hot that I'm sweatin' like Gary Coleman at an NBA tryout.

So hot that I hallucinated and thought I saw a post yesterday from Peruvian Skies (wha? Wait!!! Holleee chite).

So hot I'm sweatin' like Obama at a Klan Rally.

Everyone please, feel free to chime in!!!!

Worf

[GMichael]

Time for some pool time. Anyone fancy a dip?

[basite]

so hot that I hallucinated and thought I saw a post yesterday from Peruvian Skies (wha? Wait!!! Holleee chite).


you're not hallucinating...


or you are, and I am too.


*checks again*; nope, we're not hallucinating :yikes:


it's 35°C here now...
and humid :(

[basite]

Time for some pool time. Anyone fancy a dip?


I thought you were never going to ask that...

sure :)

[GMichael]

CANON BALL...!!!

[ForeverAutumn]

It's too hot here even for swimming. That would require me to be outside. I'm not going outside. Well, I guess I'll have to walk from my car to my house, but other than those 20 or so feet that I have to walk...I'm not going outside.

[Auricauricle]

My drink! Thanks, GM!!

[Worf101]

No "Grabassery" in the pool!

Worf

[Rich-n-Texas]

Welcome to my world! :yesnod:

[ForeverAutumn]

Welcome to my world! :yesnod:


:yikes:

[GMichael]

My drink! Thanks, GM!!
It's an open bar. What's the beef? OK OK, I'll get one for you. Iced tea right?:ihih:

[GMichael]

No "Grabassery" in the pool!

Worf
Sorry. Thought you were JM.:blush2:

[Auricauricle]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fhd2UZ0pRYs/SPveLFPaT4I/AAAAAAAAAQI/fzniXtx1ZqY/s400/grab+ass.jpg

Rrrrriiiigggghhhht......After you, Murgatroid....

[Rich-n-Texas]

FA's making fun of me again GM. Tell her to stop it!! :cryin:

[ForeverAutumn]

FA's making fun of me again GM. Tell her to stop it!! :cryin:

No, no, Rich. I'm not making fun of you at all (okay, maybe just a little wee bit). I just can't imagine having this kind of heat as often as you do. It's brutal out there! It's currently 33C with the humidity factor taking it up to 42C. That's 108F!!!

We're not used to temps this high here.

[GMichael]

FA's making fun of me again GM. Tell her to stop it!! :cryin:

She's firting with you ya wuss. Stop crying and make your move.:out:

I got your back dude. Do it!

[GMichael]

No, no, Rich. I'm not making fun of you at all (okay, maybe just a little wee bit). I just can't imagine having this kind of heat as often as you do. It's brutal out there! It's currently 33C with the humidity factor taking it up to 42C. That's 108F!!!

We're not used to temps this high here.

I bet you don't find as many swimming pools up there as in Texas either. Maybe you should go visit Rich to cool off.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

My heart goes out to you guys big time. We had a one day heat wave here where the temperature got to 95 degrees....I stayed in the hometheater that entire day with my dogs.

Today it is 68 degrees and the sun is just coming out from behind the fog. Did I just rub salt into your wounds?

[thekid]

It is so hot (no joke!) the weatherman down here said a "cold front" will be moving in that will lower temperatures to the mid 80's by the end of the week. Break out the Parkas!!!!

[JohnMichael]

Sorry. Thought you were JM.:blush2:



If you grab my ass you need to finish the task.:ciappa:

[JohnMichael]

It is so hot I am sweating like a gay man at a church revival.

[Auricauricle]

:yikes: It's so hot, I'm sweating like a straight man at a gay church revival.....

[JohnMichael]

:yikes: It's so hot, I'm sweating like a straight man at a gay church revival.....


No need, just a no thanks, not interested will suffice.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

It is so hot I am sweating like a gay man at a church revival.

Chile, here is a fan, some ice and a hankie cool your jets!
Wait.....gay men don't sweat, they get moist on the forehead for cryin out loud.

[JohnMichael]

Chile, here is a fan, some ice and a hankie cool your jets!
Wait.....gay men don't sweat, they get moist on the forehead for cryin out loud.





Actually we glisten.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

If you grab my ass you need to finish the task.:ciappa:

Oh no you dent!

[ForeverAutumn]

Actually we glisten.

Isn't Glisten one of Santa's reindeers?

[Auricauricle]

Yeah....Notice how he and Rudy's been all a-glow lately?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Yeah....Notice how he and Rudy's been all a-glow lately?

Auri, that is just nasty( note to self: get a visual memory wipe of this or the grossness will just stick in my head).

[Rich-n-Texas]

She's firting with you ya wuss...
:sosp:
I'm a dumbass. (There, I said it again)

On-topic:

My summer started in mid-May, with daytime highs reaching into the low 90's. The saving grace there was that the overnight lows were still in the low 70's, but by the beginning of June, they were into the low 80's. June was bone dry, and high temps were getting into the upper 90's. The "official" temperature reading for the metroplex is measured at D/FW airport; it only indicated a few days reaching 100+ degrees, but many outlying areas did reach 100 on occasion, my area included. Overnight lows in June were into the upper 80's. Now, on really hot days, the temp at 10 o'clock at night can be as high as 95+ degrees, which makes life for my poor 15 y/o air-conditioner brutal. This month, so far, we're seeing an inordinate amount of rain, and humidity levels are way up. I've never been to Houston but that area is notorious for high humidity along with very high temps, and I'm sure people who are up here from down there are feeling right at home.

This is my world. :eek6:

[GMichael]

If you grab my ass you need to finish the task.:ciappa:

I...:blush2:

Uh.....:eek6:

Now I really am sweating...... like a straight man with his hand cought in the cookie jar.

I don't think I'm up for the task. Couldn't we just be friends?:smilewinkgrin:

[GMichael]

:sosp:
I'm a dumbass. (There, I said it again)
No you're not. The fact that Pixy keeps saying that you are is just proof that you aren't.
But shouldn't you offer FA a drink?


On-topic:

My summer started in mid-May, with daytime highs reaching into the low 90's. The saving grace there was that the overnight lows were still in the low 70's, but by the beginning of June, they were into the low 80's. June was bone dry, and high temps were getting into the upper 90's. The "official" temperature reading for the metroplex is measured at D/FW airport; it only indicated a few days reaching 100+ degrees, but many outlying areas did reach 100 on occasion, my area included. Overnight lows in June were into the upper 80's. Now, on really hot days, the temp at 10 o'clock at night can be as high as 95+ degrees, which makes life for my poor 15 y/o air-conditioner brutal. This month, so far, we're seeing an inordinate amount of rain, and humidity levels are way up. I've never been to Houston but that area is notorious for high humidity along with very high temps, and I'm sure people who are up here from down there are feeling right at home.

This is my world. :eek6:

Yeah, but it's a dry heat.:ciappa:

[JohnMichael]

I...:blush2:

Uh.....:eek6:

Now I really am sweating...... like a straight man with his hand cought in the cookie jar.

I don't think I'm up for the task. Couldn't we just be friends?:smilewinkgrin:





I am not sure if I like being compared to a cookie jar. Friendship is fine by me since I am partial to bartenders.

[ForeverAutumn]

Other than walking from my front door to my car and back again, so that I can get to work, I haven't been outside since Sunday :(. In addition to the heat and humidity, the air quality here has been terrible. When the air gets this hot and stagnant the smog just hovers and it's brutal on my asthma.

My husband went out for a walk at about 8:00 last night. It was still 32C (90F) before the humidity is factored in. I am so thankful that we replaced our air conditioner in January. I'm not sure that the old one would have survived this.

I'm looking out my office window right now. I look out over a lot of trees and I don't see any leaves rustling. There is no breeze. Just smoggy, stagnant, hot air...Not unlike a few people here!

I keed! :D

[GMichael]

I am not sure if I like being compared to a cookie jar. Friendship is fine by me since I am partial to bartenders.
That wasn't my hand.
How is this group? Something for everyone.

[Worf101]

My heart goes out to you guys big time. We had a one day heat wave here where the temperature got to 95 degrees....I stayed in the hometheater that entire day with my dogs.

Today it is 68 degrees and the sun is just coming out from behind the fog. Did I just rub salt into your wounds?
Bastiche!!!!!

Does that answer your question???

Worf (sharpening his Bhatlef in the summer heat)

[Worf101]

Other than walking from my front door to my car and back again, so that I can get to work, I haven't been outside since Sunday :(. In addition to the heat and humidity, the air quality here has been terrible. When the air gets this hot and stagnant the smog just hovers and it's brutal on my asthma.

My husband went out for a walk at about 8:00 last night. It was still 32C (90F) before the humidity is factored in. I am so thankful that we replaced our air conditioner in January. I'm not sure that the old one would have survived this.

I'm looking out my office window right now. I look out over a lot of trees and I don't see any leaves rustling. There is no breeze. Just smoggy, stagnant, hot air...Not unlike a few people here!

I keed! :D
Well, she said she wasn't a goin' out and she ain't been out. Hmm guess she says what she means. C'mon puddin' lets you and me go for a run in the nice bright sun!!!

Worf

[Worf101]

Isn't it funny... In the norhteast you go from this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/Worf101/My%20Pics/snowyhouse.jpg

To the revoltin situation we're in now. Gasp, ah'm dyin!

Worf

[ForeverAutumn]

Isn't it funny... In the norhteast you go from this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/Worf101/My%20Pics/snowyhouse.jpg

To the revoltin situation we're in now. Gasp, ah'm dyin!

Worf

And we like to complain about both ! :lol:

Is that your house Worf? It's very pretty.

[GMichael]

Isn't it funny... In the norhteast you go from this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/Worf101/My%20Pics/snowyhouse.jpg

To the revoltin situation we're in now. Gasp, ah'm dyin!

Worf

Thanks Worf. I can almost feel the cold air blowing in from my screen.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Isn't it funny... In the norhteast you go from this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/Worf101/My%20Pics/snowyhouse.jpg

To the revoltin situation we're in now. Gasp, ah'm dyin!

Worf

Meeeemories, totally out of mind and out of sight. I remember the snow, but it was a while ago. The only time I see snow like that is when I go to the family vacation home in Wrightwood.

Ahhhh a beautiful sunny 71 degrees today. I love the Bay Area. I better enjoy it, because next week, it is off to Orlando for a grueling two weeks of heat and humidity.

[GMichael]

Meeeemories, totally out of mind and out of sight. I remember the snow, but it was a while ago. The only time I see snow like that is when I go to the family vacation home in Wrightwood.

Ahhhh a beautiful sunny 71 degrees today. I love the Bay Area. I better enjoy it, because next week, it is off to Orlando for a grueling two weeks of heat and humidity.You can laugh now, but wait till it's quake season my friend.:devil:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

You can laugh now, but wait till it's quake season my friend.:devil:

We don't have quake seasons silly, they are not a seasonal occurence. I have been through 4 earthquakes(I have earthquake safety kits everywhere), and not a single scratch, no property damage, and no out of pocket expenses.

[JohnMichael]

That wasn't my hand.
How is this group? Something for everyone.



Dibs on the one with the cherry.:p

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Dibs on the one with the cherry.:p

Why did I know you'd go for that one! Leave them chicken tenders alone JM..LOLOLOL

[Auricauricle]

Figures you'd like the bar, JM....Any excuse to grab a Heinie.... :biggrin5:

[GMichael]

We don't have quake seasons silly, they are not a seasonal occurence. I have been through 4 earthquakes(I have earthquake safety kits everywhere), and not a single scratch, no property damage, and no out of pocket expenses.
It was just an expression. Geezz...

[GMichael]

Dibs on the one with the cherry.:p
He's yours. I happen to know that he's single and on the prowl.:ihih:

[Worf101]

And we like to complain about both ! :lol:

Is that your house Worf? It's very pretty.
That's my domicile. The first, and thus far, only home I've ever owned. Nice, relatively quiet academic neighborhood bordering on the campus of Renneselaer (sp) Polytechnic Institute. No back yard to speak of, but I sit on my front porch, smoke my cigars, watch the kids walk to and from school, wave to my neighbors.. I'm happy.

Worf

[GMichael]

That's my domicile. The first, and thus far, only home I've ever owned. Nice, relatively quiet academic neighborhood bordering on the campus of Renneselaer (sp) Polytechnic Institute. No back yard to speak of, but I sit on my front porch, smoke my cigars, watch the kids walk to and from school, wave to my neighbors.. I'm happy.

Worf
It's a nice looking place. Seems like it would have plenty-o-room inside.

[ForeverAutumn]

That's my domicile. The first, and thus far, only home I've ever owned. Nice, relatively quiet academic neighborhood bordering on the campus of Renneselaer (sp) Polytechnic Institute. No back yard to speak of, but I sit on my front porch, smoke my cigars, watch the kids walk to and from school, wave to my neighbors.. I'm happy.

Worf

It looks lovely. I love a house with lots of windows like yours. We don't get homes with that much character in my neck of the woods. Everything is boxy and one of a few builders designs. Even the old houses build in the 20s and 30s are all from the same cookie cutter.

I think that sitting on your front porch is more of an American thing than Canadian. You rarely see people here using their front porch. We always sit in the back. Unless, in cases like yours, there isn't much of a back to sit in. I like the idea of sitting in the front and getting to know your neighbours. But people just don't do it here. We lived in our last house for 12 years and I only ever got to know three neighbours. Two of them were the ones next door on either side. We've been in our new house two years now and I've met four of our neighbours. That's all. It's not that people aren't friendly, we just rarely see each other because no one comes out front to play.

[Auricauricle]

Porch Sittin' is a bit of a tradition down hereabouts. It's a genial way to spend the afternoon and evening with friends and family or to just sit by one's lonesome with a good book or whatever. Many such porches are quite communally accoutered, with chairs (wicker), a table (and if one is really into entertaining) a mini wet-bar. An uncle of mine had such a set-up, the wet bar being an old bank-teller's station.

Worf, I agree with FA. Yours is a nice, nice place. The friendly vibe there really shows. Thanks for the pic!

[ForeverAutumn]

Lmao!

[Worf101]

When the leaves start to turn and there's a crisp nip in the air. Everyone... (chit including Pix I guess) is invited come on down or up, sit on the porch and rest a spell. Later we'll walk a block or two and watch em play football at the stadium. Don't git no better. I'll provide da chow, bring your libation of choice. In that it's outside Smokey can light up. I'll have cigars and chaw for the more genteel of you LOL.

Worf

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

It was just an expression. Geezz...

I know it was an expression. Jeeeeeze!!!! (walks away thinking "doesn't anyone around here have a sense of humor"?)

[Auricauricle]

http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijos/volume_11_number_2_4/type_iii_supracondylar_fractures_of_the_humerus_in _children_straight_arm_treatment_1/humerus-fig2.jpg

What's so...funny? Why so...serious?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

When the leaves start to turn and there's a crisp nip in the air. Everyone... (chit including Pix I guess) is invited come on down or up, sit on the porch and rest a spell. Later we'll walk a block or two and watch em play football at the stadium. Don't git no better. I'll provide da chow, bring your libation of choice. In that it's outside Smokey can light up. I'll have cigars and chaw for the more genteel of you LOL.

Worf

I am sooooooo there..

[GMichael]

I know it was an expression. Jeeeeeze!!!! (walks away thinking "doesn't anyone around here have a sense of humor"?)
Don't make me get out of this pool mister!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Don't make me get out of this pool mister!

Okay, I have officially melted....and with no heat. Cuteness gets me everytime. :yesnod:

[JohnMichael]

When the leaves start to turn and there's a crisp nip in the air. Everyone... (chit including Pix I guess) is invited come on down or up, sit on the porch and rest a spell. Later we'll walk a block or two and watch em play football at the stadium. Don't git no better. I'll provide da chow, bring your libation of choice. In that it's outside Smokey can light up. I'll have cigars and chaw for the more genteel of you LOL.

Worf



Meeting you and other members would be much fun. You have a beautiful home and from a picture posted a while ago a beautiful family. Worf you are a lucky man.

[kexodusc]

That's my domicile. The first, and thus far, only home I've ever owned. Nice, relatively quiet academic neighborhood bordering on the campus of Renneselaer (sp) Polytechnic Institute. No back yard to speak of, but I sit on my front porch, smoke my cigars, watch the kids walk to and from school, wave to my neighbors.. I'm happy.

Worf
Nice place Worf. I didn't realize you live near RPI. (Go Red Hawks!)

Seeing that pic reminds me of things to come, and that I shouldn't complain about the heat. But then again, I have a snowmobile and no jet ski, so bring it on!!!

[GMichael]

Its so hot.....
(wait for it)

How hot is it?

So hot that I'm sweatin' like Gary Coleman at an NBA tryout.

So hot that I hallucinated and thought I saw a post yesterday from Peruvian Skies (wha? Wait!!! Holleee chite).

So hot I'm sweatin' like Obama at a Klan Rally.

Everyone please, feel free to chime in!!!!

Worf

You did, you diiiiiiiiiiid see a PS-cat.

[luvtolisten]

Its so hot.....
(wait for it)

How hot is it?

So hot that I'm sweatin' like Gary Coleman at an NBA tryout.

So hot that I hallucinated and thought I saw a post yesterday from Peruvian Skies (wha? Wait!!! Holleee chite).

So hot I'm sweatin' like Obama at a Klan Rally.

Everyone please, feel free to chime in!!!!

Worf

It was so hot...
The squirrels had to use potholders to handle their nuts!

[Worf101]

It was so hot...
The squirrels had to use potholders to handle their nuts!
You bastiche.... I am run through with laughter!!!!

Oh and FA, that corn thingy is making it's way throughout my building, they're lovin' it!

Worf

[Smokey]

It is so hot and humid that...
Cold shower now have a good meaning :D

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

It is so hot and humid that...
Cold shower now have a good meaning :D

62 degrees and overcast here. Summers in the Bay area confuse me:crazy: September and October are a different story though. Indian summers can be very hot here.

[ForeverAutumn]

Currently 29C here with a humidex of 40C. We're supposed to get a nice cold front in tomorrow afternoon to get us back down to a comfortable mid-20s. :)

[Worf101]

Can't nobody say we didn't have a REAL summer this year. I feel like a gigantic sweaty armpit all the time. This sucks!!!!! Naw actually no sense complaining bout the weather can't do anything bout it anywho.

Worf

[ForeverAutumn]

I'm spending next week in a little cottage without any air conditioning. I'm sure hoping for a break in the humidity or sleep is going to be very, very difficult.

I guess I could just take an afternoon siesta on the beach if I need to.

In fact, I'll probably do that anyway :D Please don't rain!!!

[ForeverAutumn]

I feel like a gigantic sweaty armpit all the time.
Worf

Your wife is very lucky woman.

:lol:

[Worf101]

Your wife is very lucky woman.

:lol:
Fie upon thee woman!!!!

Worf

[Mingus]

Tomorrow night will in the high 60s in NYC.

[dean_martin]

Can't nobody say we didn't have a REAL summer this year. I feel like a gigantic sweaty armpit all the time. This sucks!!!!! Naw actually no sense complaining bout the weather can't do anything bout it anywho.

Worf

except for the gigantic sweaty armpit part, reminds of a quote perhaps erroneously attributed to Mark Twain, "A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but nothing is ever done about it." There are many variations floating around.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

OMG, it going to be hot as hell in the bay area. After leaving a hot sweaty humid climate, I am going home to a hot climate again. It is going to be an unbearable 77 degrees tommorrow which makes it time to fire up the air conditioner. :smilewinkgrin:

We truly have not had a summer this year. It has been a very cold June, July, and beginning of August so far. It should warm up this weekend.

[bobsticks]

OMG, it going to be hot as hell in the bay area. After leaving a hot sweaty humid climate, I am going home to a hot climate again. It is going to be an unbearable 77 degrees tommorrow which makes it time to fire up the air conditioner. :smilewinkgrin:

We truly have not had a summer this year. It has been a very cold June, July, and beginning of August so far. It should warm up this weekend.

:dita:...double middle fingers in the air for you sir...and absolutely no soup!! Here in the waterless, windless Midwest we've had 27 days in a row of 97+ heat index weather...unacceptable...it makes playing the role of landed gentry completely unrewarding...

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

:dita:...double middle fingers in the air for you sir...and absolutely no soup!! Here in the waterless, windless Midwest we've had 27 days in a row of 97+ heat index weather...unacceptable...it makes playing the role of landed gentry completely unrewarding...

:lol::lol::lol::lol: I'm melting, melting,melting......LOLOL

[Worf101]

:dita:...double middle fingers in the air for you sir...and absolutely no soup!! Here in the waterless, windless Midwest we've had 27 days in a row of 97+ heat index weather...unacceptable...it makes playing the role of landed gentry completely unrewarding...
"Never met none of dis here "landed gentry" yer talkin' bout before.... (spits a chaw of bacca juice on the ground), What part of "Murica they hail from?"

LOL. Never thought I'd see that phrase worked into a thread here. Well played sir.

Worf

[bobsticks]

Thank you...clearly I have an active imagination.