Fact of the day.

[Smokey]

Do not pet a blind's man dog.

[JohnMichael]

Do not pet a blind's man dog.




Every Sunday when I transport a blind man and his service dog to church I pet the dog. The dog was more accepting of my affection than the man it seems.:aureola:

[Hyfi]

Do not pet a blind's man dog.

That is not a fact, it is a statement.

[noddin0ff]

That is not a fact, it is a statement.

That statement is a fact

[Hyfi]

That statement is a fact

In fact, it is a factual statement.

[Smokey]

The dog was more accepting of my affection than the man it seems.:aureola:

You spoiled the Dog :hand:

I don't know if it is a statement or factual statement, but those that work close with blind discourage peting as not confuse dog's loyalty to his blind master.

[JohnMichael]

You spoiled the Dog :hand:

I don't know if it is a statement or factual statement, but those that work close with blind discourage peting as not confuse dog's loyalty to his blind master.



The gentleman encourages children to pet the dog. Now last Sunday when I picked coins off of the sidewalk I almost spoiled the dog.

[bobsticks]

Mickey Mouse can't count past eight.

[Hyfi]

Mickey Mouse can't count past eight.

Now that's a fact!

[GMichael]

Mickey Mouse can't count past eight.
He can count to 9 if he keeps his hands in his pockets.

[bobsticks]

He can count to 9 if he keeps his hands in his pockets.


You just evil and nasty, bay-bay...
7029

[GMichael]

That's a little on the dark side..

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Mickey Mouse can't count past eight.

Yes he can, I heard him do it. :yesnod:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

You just evil and nasty, bay-bay...
7029

Al Jolson, is that you?

[GMichael]

Yes he can, I heard him do it. :yesnod:
Did he get past 9?:frown2:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Did he get past 9?:frown2:

Yes he did, I heard him myself....:prrr:

[bobsticks]

Yes he can, I heard him do it. :yesnod:


Red pants on or off?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Red pants on or off?

He was standing in front of Minny, so I have to say.........pants off:ihih:

[GMichael]

Is that a fact?

[bobsticks]

Or an allegation depending on the venue...

[GMichael]

Or foreplay.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Wait... what?

Oh, this thread is silly.

[GMichael]

Now we really do have a fact!

[E-Stat]

He can count to 9 if he keeps his hands in his pockets.
Which reminds me of Snow White's lament about the Seven Dwarfs. :)

rw

[GMichael]

Which reminds me of Snow White's lament about the Seven Dwarfs. :)

rw

What's round & red and has seven little dents?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Which reminds me of Snow White's lament about the Seven Dwarfs. :)

rw

Now she was a real hussie that Snow White. Tryin to play all innocent as pure driven snow..

[bobsticks]

Now she was a real hussie that Snow White. Tryin to play all innocent as pure driven snow..

Ssssshhhh....see what ya did...Rich had to leave for some speacial "alone time"...yer killin' the boards dammit...:frown2:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Now she was a real hussie that Snow White. Tryin to play all innocent as pure driven snow..
"That's Hot"

[Rich-n-Texas]

What's round & red and has seven little dents?
I dunno, what's round and red and has seven little dents?

[E-Stat]

Now she was a real hussie that Snow White. Tryin to play all innocent as pure driven snow..
She wanted all seven inches at one time. :)

rw

[Smokey]

She wanted all seven inches at one time. :)


You sir are a sick puppy :devil:

[bobsticks]

What's the difference between dwarf porn and midget porn?

The white beards...:(

[Smokey]

What's the difference between dwarf porn and midget porn?

The white beards...:(

If that is a fact, we don't want to know about it :shocked:

[GMichael]

I dunno, what's round and red and has seven little dents?

Snow White's cherry.