Worse Chinese Knockoffs EVER!!!!

[Worf101]

This was just too effin' funny to let go!

http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?ncid=webmail

Sorry, just had to post it.

Worf

[kexodusc]

HOLY $@#%..I'm cryin..coffee all over myself...whoooo boy...Robert Cop, Titanic Bot and Transformable Thomas - damn, where were these toys when I was a kid!

Great start to my day, Worf, thanks!

[ForeverAutumn]

Nightmare Feddy is for ages 4 and up.

Sure, because that wouldn't give a four-year-old nightmares at all.

[GMichael]

It's the translation software that they are using. Here are a few actual emails I have received from overseas. The funny part is that I know exactly what they are saying.

We thank for your cooperation that does not change all the time.
Such the information is useful for our action very much.
here are the detail of this time shipping.
We performed all the shipment of the first of P/O which we taught you by email
You please say to me early if you cannot pass customs.
I coordinate them with a maker and reply it.
Please confirm the recept of the message because I am not sure on a well work of my e-mail.
We are waiting the weekend with "the open mouths" :) (this one I keep wondering about)
I hope that you live more warmly...

[Worf101]

It's the translation software that they are using. Here are a few actual emails I have received from overseas. The funny part is that I know exactly what they are saying.

We thank for your cooperation that does not change all the time.
Such the information is useful for our action very much.
here are the detail of this time shipping.
We performed all the shipment of the first of P/O which we taught you by email
You please say to me early if you cannot pass customs.
I coordinate them with a maker and reply it.
Please confirm the recept of the message because I am not sure on a well work of my e-mail.
We are waiting the weekend with "the open mouths" :) (this one I keep wondering about)
I hope that you live more warmly...
You're a far more patient and better man than I. This stuff is hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Hey Kex, glad you enjoyed my little submission and you FA gotta love how you're always lookin' out for da kids!!!

Worf

[Rich-n-Texas]

It's the translation software that they are using. Here are a few actual emails I have received from overseas. The funny part is that I know exactly what they are saying.

We thank for your cooperation that does not change all the time.
Such the information is useful for our action very much.
here are the detail of this time shipping.
We performed all the shipment of the first of P/O which we taught you by email
You please say to me early if you cannot pass customs.
I coordinate them with a maker and reply it.
Please confirm the recept of the message because I am not sure on a well work of my e-mail.
We are waiting the weekend with "the open mouths" :) (this one I keep wondering about)
I hope that you live more warmly...
You sure that wasn't a spam mail from Nigeria GM?

[GMichael]

You sure that wasn't a spam mail from Nigeria GM?
Those are all one liners from suppliers I do business with. Not all one email.

I have received many of the Nigerian scams though. I love how they start off with, "Dear sir or madam," Then they say, “We have done extensive research on you and have found that you are an honorable person.” Well, if you’ve done so much freaking research on me, shouldn’t you know if I’m a sir or a madam?
DELETE!

[Hyfi]

The Donkey Kong game fell into this category also. They were just talking about it on the radio this morning.

[3LB]

very good Worf!

You have to wonder what the male counterparts to Malignant Girl and Blandness Girl are called.

new from Indifference Toys: Blandness Girl and Boring Boy w/ Apathy Dog

What kind of accessories come with Malignant Girl?

[Hyfi]

What kind of accessories come with Malignant Girl?

Sores that fall off or fester.

[GMichael]

Please don't say, "fall off."

[ForeverAutumn]

new from Indifference Toys: Blandness Girl and Boring Boy w/ Apathy Dog

That's hilarious!! :lol:

[audio amateur]

It's the translation software that they are using. Here are a few actual emails I have received from overseas. The funny part is that I know exactly what they are saying.

We thank for your cooperation that does not change all the time.
Such the information is useful for our action very much.
here are the detail of this time shipping.
We performed all the shipment of the first of P/O which we taught you by email
You please say to me early if you cannot pass customs.
I coordinate them with a maker and reply it.
Please confirm the recept of the message because I am not sure on a well work of my e-mail.
We are waiting the weekend with "the open mouths" :) (this one I keep wondering about)
I hope that you live more warmly...
Awesome GM, just awesome...

[bobsticks]

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1998580_1998579,00.html?xid=aol-direct