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Worf101
02-21-2010, 03:17 PM
Finally. FINALLY Science has come up with something I'd sell my son to have (well at least when his mums not looking!)!!!!! A death ray that zaps mossies and ONLY mousquitios!!!!! I don't care how much it costs! I want it. AND if they can make one that kills Deer, Horse and Blackflies I'm in!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWWgQ1GG1mI&feature=related

However with Blackflies the thing'd be going off like a gatling gun all day for months. With Deer and Horseflies the thing'd have to have the stopping power of an elephant gun! On another not, if it can kill and Adirondack Deer or Moose fly on the wing, it could probably put a hole in you too! Ah what's a little "collateral damage" between friends!!!! SCIENCE!!!!!

Worf

ForeverAutumn
02-22-2010, 10:03 AM
Oooh, look at the pretty purple colour as those skeeters get fried. Functional and pretty too!

That little video needs to be set to some nice spacey music though. Something 2001ish as those little fried mosquitoes float through space.

GMichael
02-22-2010, 10:59 AM
How about a spacey version of taps?

Sir Terrence the Terrible
02-22-2010, 11:40 AM
This is just cruelty to aminals and it is not right. I don't care if they pass malaria and other diseases, these helpless little creatures need a humain death, not this laser beam killer!

Humans can be so cruel:devil:

GMichael
02-22-2010, 11:53 AM
This is just cruelty to aminals and it is not right. I don't care if they pass malaria and other diseases, these helpless little creatures need a humain death, not this laser beam killer!

Humans can be so cruel:devil:

You mean like one of those bug zappers that pump enough electricity through their little bodies to make them explode?

Sir Terrence the Terrible
02-22-2010, 12:11 PM
You mean like one of those bug zappers that pump enough electricity through their little bodies to make them explode?

Yeah!!! Oh, did I show too much enthusiasm?

ForeverAutumn
02-22-2010, 12:31 PM
This is just cruelty to aminals and it is not right. I don't care if they pass malaria and other diseases, these helpless little creatures need a humain death, not this laser beam killer!

Humans can be so cruel:devil:


SPLAT!!!

GMichael
02-22-2010, 12:35 PM
Yeah!!! Oh, did I show too much enthusiasm?

Nah. That was just about right.

GMichael
02-22-2010, 12:36 PM
What's the last thing to go through the head of a fly as it hits a windshield?

Sir Terrence the Terrible
02-22-2010, 12:41 PM
What's the last thing to go through the head of a fly as it hits a windshield?

A flashback of its entire life?

Luvin Da Blues
02-22-2010, 12:41 PM
What's the last thing to go through the head of a fly as it hits a windshield?

His butt.

Rich-n-Texas
02-22-2010, 12:49 PM
There are some really weird people on this website. :nonod:

GMichael
02-22-2010, 01:14 PM
His butt.

Ding ding ding....

We have a winner :ciappa:

Luvin Da Blues
02-22-2010, 01:49 PM
As Mark Knopler wrote 'Sometimes you're the windshield, Sometimes you're the bug".

audio amateur
02-22-2010, 02:05 PM
There are some really weird people on this website. :nonod:
I fully agree :D

audio amateur
02-22-2010, 02:06 PM
As Mark Knopler wrote 'Sometimes you're the windshield, Sometimes you're the bug".
Either way, you get hit?

GMichael
02-22-2010, 02:24 PM
Either way, you get hit?

I was a biker for many decades and have been hit with a lot of bugs. I'd rather be the windshield.

audio amateur
02-22-2010, 03:14 PM
I'd rather be the windshield.
I think in most situations this would be the case:)
However, I've been hit by big bugs on my bike (not motorbike) in the past and sometimes it hurt! Keeping my mouth shut helps :D

bobsticks
02-23-2010, 07:11 AM
I thought the answer to Autumn's prayers would be that the Canadian Olympic team would win a hockey game...alas, twas not to be...mayhap better luck with Boberto...

GMichael
02-23-2010, 08:15 AM
I think in most situations this would be the case:)
However, I've been hit by big bugs on my bike (not motorbike) in the past and sometimes it hurt! Keeping my mouth shut helps :D

How can you spot a happy biker?
S/he's the one with bugs in her/his teeth.

ForeverAutumn
02-23-2010, 08:20 AM
I thought the answer to Autumn's prayers would be that the Canadian Olympic team would win a hockey game...alas, twas not to be...mayhap better luck with Boberto...

They've won two hockey games actually. :prrr:

Worf101
02-23-2010, 11:30 AM
Seems to be on sale now!!!!

Wow!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Sign me up!!!

Worf

JoeE SP9
02-23-2010, 12:15 PM
I want one of the whole house protection models.:D

ForeverAutumn
02-23-2010, 01:43 PM
I was wondering whether I could use it to zap my cat when he scratches the furniture but after seeing what it did to the neighbour's cat...I think not. :(

Sir Terrence the Terrible
02-23-2010, 07:47 PM
I am going to report all of you to aminal cruelty association. I am also going to report this company to the anti star wars mosquito organization who will promptly march on Washington to get this product banned.

You humans are inhuman carbon units that must be prosecuted for your enjoyment of this video. Mosquito's have feelings!

GMichael
02-24-2010, 06:47 AM
"I see a thousand points of light.."

ForeverAutumn
02-24-2010, 07:28 AM
Mosquito's have feelings!

I know! That's what makes killing them so much fun! :D

Worf101
02-24-2010, 08:27 AM
I thought the answer to Autumn's prayers would be that the Canadian Olympic team would win a hockey game...alas, twas not to be...mayhap better luck with Boberto...
That sir, was a cheap shot!!! Funny, but a cheap shot nonetheless ... go stand in the corner....

Worf

Worf101
02-24-2010, 08:30 AM
I am going to report all of you to aminal cruelty association. I am also going to report this company to the anti star wars mosquito organization who will promptly march on Washington to get this product banned.

You humans are inhuman carbon units that must be prosecuted for your enjoyment of this video. Mosquito's have feelings!
Bite my Bhatleff you bleedin' heart Federation Puke! Blood! Gore! Ravage and Ruin. The great Mousquito Hunt of 2010 shall be recorded in story and song and retold around the campfires of the chosen till the end of time!

:cornut:

Worf

GMichael
02-24-2010, 08:48 AM
Bite my Bhatleff you bleedin' heart Federation Puke! Blood! Gore! Ravage and Ruin. The great Mousquito Hunt of 2010 shall be recorded in story and song and retold around the campfires of the chosen till the end of time!

:cornut:

Worf

Isn't that in 2 years, 9 months and 29 days?

Sir Terrence the Terrible
02-24-2010, 05:27 PM
"I see a thousand points of light.."

You betta hope one of dem points don't take yo eye out!

GMichael
02-25-2010, 08:31 AM
You betta hope one of dem points don't take yo eye out!

I wear shades.:1:

Sir Terrence the Terrible
02-25-2010, 10:21 AM
I wear shades.:1:

Well alright then GMACool :3: