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Worf101
12-18-2009, 08:32 AM
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband..

Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!' The woman was feeling so guilty, she broke down and sobbed.




(Wair for it.....)



The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.


Da "Ducking from heavy objects" Worfster

ForeverAutumn
12-18-2009, 09:04 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the best joke ever posted here. Loved it!

JohnMichael
12-18-2009, 10:10 AM
I also loved the joke. At least when they are dead and buried they can not lie to you about where they were last night.

ForeverAutumn
12-18-2009, 10:53 AM
I also loved the joke. At least when they are dead and buried they can not lie to you about where they were last night.

Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that. But then I won't have to lie to him about how much I spent. :smilewinkgrin:

dean_martin
12-18-2009, 01:40 PM
I have too much life insurance.

GMichael
12-18-2009, 02:13 PM
I have too much life insurance.
A sudden epiphany?

dean_martin
12-18-2009, 02:32 PM
A sudden epiphany?
Exactly. The proverbial lightbulb.

ForeverAutumn
12-18-2009, 06:24 PM
I have too much life insurance.

Why do you think I became a life insurance agent before I got married. :devil:

02audionoob
12-18-2009, 11:35 PM
I also loved the joke. At least when they are dead and buried they can not lie to you about where they were last night.

JM...Your funniest comments often sound a little autobiographical. :)

JohnMichael
12-19-2009, 07:29 AM
JM...Your funniest comments often sound a little autobiographical. :)



Very perceptive of you.

dean_martin
12-20-2009, 09:32 AM
Why do you think I became a life insurance agent before I got married. :devil:
We (men) are so naive.

nightflier
12-21-2009, 11:54 AM
Very perceptive of you.

Should we worry?

GMichael
12-21-2009, 12:17 PM
Should we worry?
Why? Did you lie to him about where you were last night?

nightflier
12-21-2009, 12:22 PM
Funny. No. But when I see "dead and burried" and "autobiographical" in the same post, I wonder.

GMichael
12-21-2009, 01:05 PM
Funny.
My goal was achieved.


No. But when I see "dead and burried" and "autobiographical" in the same post, I wonder.
JM's goal was achieved.

JohnMichael
12-21-2009, 02:00 PM
Should we worry?




Just turning tragedy into comedy.