Mixology for Mad Scientists

[Auricauricle]

Last night, I overdid it a bit...Well, alot. As an amateur bartender and purveyor of Aqua Vita, I concocted a lethal potion that I called the Surrealistic Pillow. Because you are such pals and would never attempt to whip up this stuff unsupervised, I'll share the recipe...

On ice add:
Two fingers vodka
Two fingers Everclear
One splash of rum
One splash of Pernod
One splash of Kaluha
Two fingers Tonic water
Two fingers pomegranite juice
A few squirts of lime juice
Top off with pineapple sherbert and sprinkle it with nutmeg.*

*The surrealistic pillow--nutmeg is a hallucinogen, you know...

So now's your turn, Oh Best Beloved. Any weird concoctions or magic potions invented by you? Or you just a bunch of pussycats?

[Luvin Da Blues]

On a paper add:
1/2 finger sativa
1/2 finger indica
One splash of white powder of your choice (optional)
One splash of hashish, ground or flaked(season to taste)
Roll till packed. Do Not Over Roll
Keep on hand:
One splash of Kool Aid
One bag of Doritos
A few JuJubes
Top off with a nice nap (later)

"Or you just a bunch of pussycats?"

Yep, don't drink

[JohnMichael]

Sounds like I quit drinking in time.

[Auricauricle]

I don't drink either...I sip alot and not infrequently, perhaps I occassionally imbibe. But drinking. Naw. I grew up to a semi-respectable adult.

[Luvin Da Blues]

I don't drink either...I sip alot and not infrequently, perhaps I occassionally imbibe. But drinking. Naw. I grew up to a semi-respectable adult.

Ya sure that's not a respectable semi-adult?

[Auricauricle]

Ha. Ha, ha. Tickle me. Please.