Joke for F.A.

[Worf101]

Love Canadian Style

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Mounties.

"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted. The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first. "The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her." Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"

The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

Sorry Bud, a co-worker sent me this and I couldn't resist.

Da "you can brain me now" Worfster

[kexodusc]

Ha ha ha ha...good one.

I'm an hour from the Bay of Fundy - ain't nothing like Atlantic Lobster...funny, my recent trip to the Hancock in Chicago that's what I was served for about 4x what I pay here :)

[atomicAdam]

that was worth a good giggle. thanks

[Auricauricle]

Good 'un, Sir!

A Klingon and a Romulan are playing golf. At one of the greens, the pair notice a funeral procession, whereupon the Klingon doffs his cap and bows his head respectfully.

The Romulan is touched by the Klingon's gesture and after awhile he says, "That was quite a mannish display, old chap."

"Yeah. We were married for 35 years."

[dean_martin]

my sources tell me FA is on vacation somewhere in the vast Canadian wilderness, but I'm sure she'll get a chuckle upon her return to civilization (assuming there is such a ....uh, nevermind).

[Worf101]

my sources tell me FA is on vacation somewhere in the vast Canadian wilderness, but I'm sure she'll get a chuckle upon her return to civilization (assuming there is such a ....uh, nevermind).
Go ahead... start kickin' dirt... I KNOW I'm in the dog house... I can make room for one more...

Da Worfster

[Worf101]

Good 'un, Sir!

A Klingon and a Romulan are playing golf. At one of the greens, the pair notice a funeral procession, whereupon the Klingon doffs his cap and bows his head respectfully.

The Romulan is touched by the Klingon's gesture and after awhile he says, "That was quite a mannish display, old chap."

"Yeah. We were married for 35 years."
That's a good repost. Bravo.... Ahma stealin' this one as well.

Da Worfster

[dean_martin]

Go ahead... start kickin' dirt... I KNOW I'm in the dog house... I can make room for one more...

Da Worfster

my water dish is always packed and ready.

[GMichael]

What's all this talk about FA and dogs? Are you guys trying to get on her bad side?

[Auricauricle]

You got room in that pen, Dean-O? I'll bring da Puppy Chow...

[dean_martin]

You got room in that pen, Dean-O? I'll bring da Puppy Chow...

yes sir, dude. us strays gotta stick together.

[ForeverAutumn]

Well, I'm back to civilization. At least, I thought I was until I got back to this site. :p

Mmmmmmmm. Snow crab. I'd be throwing her back in too!!!

Thanks for the giggle Worf!