It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way.

[ForeverAutumn]

It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

[GMichael]

WKRP in Cincy. I loved that show.

As God as my witness. I thought turkeys could fly.

Music has no color!

[Auricauricle]

Bailey or Jennifer, gentlemen?

[ForeverAutumn]

Well, I'm no gentleman, but Bailey was hot. I used to want to be her.

[Auricauricle]

:cryin: You...you mean...you're not??

[ForeverAutumn]

:cryin: You...you mean...you're not??

I know it's disappointing, but its true...I am not a gentleman.

[markw]

Well, I'm no gentleman, but Bailey was hot. I used to want to be her.And, aside from those two words, I could say exactly the same thing.

For those deprived who have never had the pleasure to have seen this, http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1499909/5115198

[bobsticks]

Jennifer for the win...

...and Herb Tarlek for President...

[JohnMichael]

Jennifer for the win...






In my young and somewhat confused days I was not sure if I wanted to do her or be her. Now as I age I find myself more of a Les Nessman sans scooter and bowtie.

[Luvin Da Blues]

Now as I age I find myself more of a Les Nessman sans scooter and bowtie.

Ya, but I betcha you have real walls in your office?

[Auricauricle]

They was prolly "gone with the winders".... (Geeze, am a really dating myself, here?).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-gdaHkbmM

[topspeed]

One of the funniest sitcom episodes EVER!!! Ranks right up there with "What does a yellow light mean?"

As for your query: Bailey, but I certainly wouldn't be disappointed if I wound up with Jennifer. This is kind of like choosing between Ginger and MaryAnn whereas the latter almost always wins the poll.

[02audionoob]

In the Jennifer vs. Bailey or Ginger vs. Mary Ann polls I have sometimes suspected guys might not be entirely honest. Maybe we don't want to admit to being a sucker for a bosomy bombshell.

[bobsticks]

In the Jennifer vs. Bailey or Ginger vs. Mary Ann polls I have sometimes suspected guys might not be entirely honest. Maybe we don't want to admit to being a sucker for a bosomy bombshell.

I have no problem admitting being that shallow...in fact, I revel in it...it's the Lestat in me...

[GMichael]

OK OK, I'm shallow. I'll take both please.

[Auricauricle]

I'm rather callous, actually. I have 'em to prove it!