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ForeverAutumn
04-02-2009, 07:59 AM
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Rich-n-Texas
04-02-2009, 08:02 AM
Funny girl. A very funny girl...

Feanor
04-02-2009, 09:30 AM
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

This list contains some misinformation. :shocked:

GMichael
04-02-2009, 09:40 AM
This list contains some misinformation. :shocked:

I don't want to know....:yikes:

JSE
04-02-2009, 11:52 AM
This list contains some misinformation. :shocked:


Nah, looks about right to me. :3:

thekid
04-02-2009, 12:04 PM
So now when people accuse me of being "All thumbs" I can just lean back-look down and reply "D*#n right!!!

Auricauricle
04-02-2009, 12:26 PM
I know a few cowgirls who'd disagree, FA!

GMichael
04-02-2009, 12:34 PM
Nice wood!

JSE
04-02-2009, 12:40 PM
...............:thumbsup:

Auricauricle
04-02-2009, 12:55 PM
I shoulda know better than to post this...Stupid, stupid, stupid....

;)

GMichael
04-02-2009, 01:17 PM
...............:thumbsup:
Hey tripod. How's it hangin"?

Auricauricle
04-02-2009, 01:28 PM
...Going now!

GMichael
04-02-2009, 01:41 PM
...Going now!
Just make sure that you clean it up when you're done.:thumbsup:

Auricauricle
04-02-2009, 02:26 PM
(He's testing me...)

Rich-n-Texas
04-02-2009, 02:31 PM
Hey tripod. How's it hangin"?
Nice. Over-inflate his already over-inflated ego. :frown2:

Auricauricle
04-02-2009, 03:11 PM
Reminds me of what one leg said to the other....

"Looks like shorty's growin' a beard!"

GMichael
04-03-2009, 05:14 AM
Nice. Over-inflate his already over-inflated ego. :frown2:

Over-inflated? Heh heh...

Rich-n-Texas
04-03-2009, 05:56 AM
"ego" is code for *blowup doll*. :ihih:

Rich-n-Texas
04-03-2009, 05:58 AM
Reminds me of what one leg said to the other....

"Looks like shorty's growin' a beard!"
:nonod:

Wanna see me make wonna dem four greenies dissappear?

JSE
04-03-2009, 06:11 AM
"ego" is code for *blowup doll*. :ihih:

You miss her don't you?

JSE
04-03-2009, 06:16 AM
Hey tripod. How's it hangin"?


We had a lot of heavy wind her yesterday so it was more of a "twirling". The skirt does not provide a lot of protection to say the least.

Rich-n-Texas
04-03-2009, 07:34 AM
Miss her don't you?
Naa... Too worn out.

JSE
04-03-2009, 07:40 AM
Naa... Too worn out.


She was in pretty bad shape.

GMichael
04-03-2009, 07:50 AM
How many times did she get patched up? Have you tried Fix-a-flat?

Rich-n-Texas
04-03-2009, 07:58 AM
That sh!t smells NASTY!

GMichael
04-03-2009, 08:03 AM
That sh!t smells NASTY!

You might have put it in the wrong...ah.... opening?:eek6:

JSE
04-03-2009, 08:08 AM
How many times did she get patched up? Have you tried Fix-a-flat?


She was way beyond Fix-A-Flat. Poor girl.


Man, FA is gonna be mad when she see this thread! :incazzato:

GMichael
04-03-2009, 08:11 AM
She was way beyond Fix-A-Flat. Poor girl.


Man, FA is gonna be mad when she see this thread! :incazzato:

Nah.... I'm thinking that she'll laugh. Maybe be a little grossed out, but not mad.

JSE
04-03-2009, 08:14 AM
Nah.... I'm thinking that she'll laugh. Maybe be a little grossed out, but not mad.


I say we blame Rich just in case. :yesnod:

ForeverAutumn
04-03-2009, 08:20 AM
She was way beyond Fix-A-Flat. Poor girl.


Man, FA is gonna be mad when she see this thread! :incazzato:

What makes you think that I haven't been following it all along?

Like I said before. I just throw the banana in the cage and watch the fun.

:biggrin5:

GMichael
04-03-2009, 08:22 AM
I say we blame Rich just in case. :yesnod:

Gotcha..

Hey FA. JSE and I had nothing to do with it. Rich is 100% to blame. I think he's a little :out: .

GMichael
04-03-2009, 08:24 AM
What makes you think that I haven't been following it all along?

Like I said before. I just throw the banana in the cage and watch the fun.

:biggrin5:

Banana? You got bananas?:22:

JSE
04-03-2009, 08:25 AM
What makes you think that I haven't been following it all along?

Like I said before. I just throw the banana in the cage and watch the fun.

:biggrin5:


You better have just called us "Crazy Monkeys" and not "Banana Chasers"!

Rich-n-Texas
04-03-2009, 10:01 AM
I knew she was watching and I knew she was probably laughing her boobee's off too! :yikes:

GMichael
04-03-2009, 10:10 AM
I knew she was watching and I knew she was probably laughing her boobee's off too! :yikes:

On no! She has a flat too?

JSE
04-03-2009, 10:18 AM
On no! She has a flat too?


No Rich, You can't fix her flat! :hand:

Rich-n-Texas
04-03-2009, 11:28 AM
Little do THEY know. :ihih:

bobsticks
04-07-2009, 07:08 AM
...from a different perspective. I found out the other night, much to my chagrin, that no matter how nice a lil' body is, if she's wearing your Grandma's perfume it's a no-go.

How's that for a banana in the cage...or a lack thereof?

Groundbeef
04-07-2009, 07:13 AM
...from a different perspective. I found out the other night, much to my chagrin, that no matter how nice a lil' body is, if she's wearing your Grandma's perfume it's a no-go.
How's that for a banana in the cage...or a lack thereof?

Sounds like you need to stop trolling at the retirement home for dates Sticks.

bobsticks
04-07-2009, 07:28 AM
Sounds like you need to stop trolling at the retirement home for dates Sticks.

Lol, there's a degree if irony in this...

GMichael
04-07-2009, 07:30 AM
...from a different perspective. I found out the other night, much to my chagrin, that no matter how nice a lil' body is, if she's wearing your Grandma's perfume it's a no-go.

How's that for a banana in the cage...or a lack thereof?

You should probably pass on most women who have the same last name as you as well.

bobsticks
04-07-2009, 07:44 AM
You should probably pass on most women who have the same last name as you as well.

Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?

Groundbeef
04-07-2009, 07:52 AM
Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?


OMG....You used your time shifting witchiness to go back in time, and abducted some poor woman and brought her back to now. She is only wearing perfume that was in style in the 40's.

GMichael
04-07-2009, 08:03 AM
Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?
Time to buy her something from this century. A lovely gift. ;)

bobsticks
04-07-2009, 08:34 AM
Time to buy her something from this century. A lovely gift. ;)


Yeah, but if I roll with it I can get 'er all G'd up on absinthe and laudanum and that, my friends, is a par-tay...

ForeverAutumn
04-07-2009, 09:15 AM
Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?

Consider yourself lucky. My grandma always smelled like moth balls and tomatoes.

GMichael
04-07-2009, 09:36 AM
Consider yourself lucky. My grandma always smelled like moth balls and tomatoes.
Mine always had garlic around her neck to keep away colds. When she saw us, she'd always grab us by the back of the head and shove our faces into her wrinkled, smelly cleavage.

(and you wonder why I'm so screwed up?)

Auricauricle
04-07-2009, 02:41 PM
Anybody want my wings? I just ain't so hungry anymore!

bobsticks
04-10-2009, 04:46 PM
Consider yourself lucky. My grandma always smelled like moth balls and tomatoes.


...might've been a draw. Seriously, this was pretty bad...

GMichael
04-11-2009, 05:30 AM
...might've been a draw. Seriously, this was pretty bad...
Question is; Did you finish the deed?

Groundbeef
04-11-2009, 12:24 PM
Question is; Did you finish the deed?

Tsk Tsk GM. Bobby doesn't kiss and tell with senior citizens.

RoadRunner6
04-12-2009, 05:01 PM
Interesting thread here, FA.

When I was in Caulifornia I met Ron Jeremy at a dinner party. My cousin is a real estate broker in Beverly Hills. I noticed right away when I shook hands with Ron that my thumbs were bigger than his. He looked like your typical street pizza vendor to me.

RR6 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: