Snarl and Snap!

[Auricauricle]

There's a lot bein' written on these pages that often digresses, I think, from the main gist of the threads that is so dipped in pissenvinegar, that I thought I'd start a little place where such like can be posted. As we wend the westward trail, off into the sands of time, circlin' the wagons once again, we oughta...

O-kay...So the new avatar's got me "in character" again. I thought this would be a good place for folks who are interested in spittin' and feudin' to post their stuff.

In the meantime, the rest of you cowpokes can tell me: Should I go with The Stranger (the white-hatted fella you see now) or Mr. Lebowski. I've gone through quite a few avatars sice joinin' the party, and think these guys speak t'me, special-like....

[Groundbeef]

Ok. I'll bite.

You stupid f*ck. We already have a "steel cage" area. Or are you too f*cking stupid to have seen it?


All in good fun. Nothing personal.

[Luvin Da Blues]

:dita: :ciappa:

Juz what we need, another stupid thread to show how disfunctional we all are here. :crazy:


ya knows I'm J/K

LDB

[Sugar Beats]

Uh, Hi Auri...

I'm choosing not to comment on anything but the new avatar... I hope you keep him.
It's Sam Elliot isn't it?
I've always liked him, what can I say, I've always had a thing for older guys! Clint, Sam, Ed... I don't know why, but I think they are all sexy! So you have my vote for the new avatar. That's my piece, I'm outta here!!!

[Auricauricle]

Buncha sidewindin', side-saddlehoppin', sourpusses....

Try gettin' a good thing goin', an' folks git antsy...Sheesh!

[Sugar Beats]

Buncha sidewindin', side-saddlehoppin', sourpusses....

Try gettin' a good thing goin', an' folks git antsy...Sheesh!


Hey I hope I'm not inclued in the present company! Jeez! I was only trying to help!

[Auricauricle]

Course not, ma'am! I was jus' referrin' to them boys who jus' like t' slap 'n' tickle each other too much, if you know what I mean!

[Groundbeef]

Course not, ma'am! I was jus' referrin' to them boys who jus' like t' slap 'n' tickle each other too much, if you know what I mean!

Boy you got a purdy mouth...

[JSE]

Hey, I had another idea for a cool thread! :p

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=30090

[Rich-n-Texas]

Bring back The Dude you DUMBASS!!!

[GMichael]

Hey, I had another idea for a cool thread! :p

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=30090

I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.

[Feanor]

...
In the meantime, the rest of you cowpokes can tell me: Should I go with The Stranger (the white-hatted fella you see now) or Mr. Lebowski. I've gone through quite a few avatars sice joinin' the party, and think these guys speak t'me, special-like....

I've reverted to one on my other some-time avatars. As for your avatar, frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying whatsit. :D

[Auricauricle]

Oh, Rhett! Don't talk to me so!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh, Rhett! Don't talk to me so!
Who the F**K you talkin' to dumbass???

[Auricauricle]

You look at the mirror lately, Studly?

[ForeverAutumn]

Such hostility in this thread. I don't like it when my boys fight. :nonod:

[JSE]

I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.
I think I'm stuck in a feedback loop.


Yep, Rich has currently got 724 seperate windows pulled up right now trying to figure it out. :ciappa:

[Auricauricle]

Knew Rich hadda problem gettin' it up, but....

[Rich-n-Texas]

WOT???

:incazzato:

[Auricauricle]

Oh, yeah, punk....Bring it on! I'm ready....Uh, huh....Come on....

[GMichael]

(GM steps into room, mud is flying in every direction, FA is sitting in the corner shaking her head, Rich has A. by the throat while A is punching Rich in the side)
Hey guys. What's up? Was there a testosterone spill?

[GMichael]

Yep, Rich has currently got 724 seperate windows pulled up right now trying to figure it out. :ciappa:

Just as long as someone is working on it.
I was getting dizzy.

Dizzy
Dizzy
Dizzy
Dizzy
Dizzy
Dizzy
Dizzy

[Rich-n-Texas]

Such hostility in this thread. I don't like it when my boys fight. :nonod:
Whatchya say bit... :eek6:

I'm NOT going to say that. :nonod:

[Rich-n-Texas]

You look at the mirror lately, Studly?
I STILL don't know who you're talking to you pixelthis!!! :rolleyes:

[JSE]

Whatchya say bit... :eek6:

I'm NOT going to say that. :nonod:


Uh Oh? :shocked:

[ForeverAutumn]

Whatchya say bit... :eek6:

I'm NOT going to say that. :nonod:

You don't want to start with me or I'm going to ask Sugar to change her avatar.

:devil:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Uh Oh? :shocked:
Cartman's called you a biotch before. I saw it. :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

Sufferin' sassafrass, son! Couldja jus' simmer down fer wunst?

[GMichael]

What's wrong with you people today? Did someone spike the Cornflakes?

[Auricauricle]

Well, somebody put a bug in somebody's sleeping bag!

[Sugar Beats]

You don't want to start with me or I'm going to ask Sugar to change her avatar.

:devil:


What the bleep is going on here! Jeez! I think Beefy started it, but no matter, let's finish it. TRUCE!

Time out's all around & by the way if FA asked me to change my avatar, I would... Cause we women stick together.

So straighten the hell up!!! :smile5:

[Sugar Beats]

Well, somebody put a bug in somebody's sleeping bag!


That's no excuse!

You started this whole thing didn't you? (so are you keeping the avatar? I hope so! He's so cute!)

[Sugar Beats]

What's wrong with you people today? Did someone spike the Cornflakes?


Maybe Richie knocked over his "Shiner." ?

Or one of his demon cats died or something...

Who knows?

[Auricauricle]

I just post here....

I'm goin' out fer a beer....Richie, Skirtman? Y'all comin' or stayin'?

[JSE]

Cartman's called you a biotch before. I saw it. :yesnod:


That's why I said "Uh Oh".

[JSE]

I just post here....


Hey, you started it! Now live with it Beaaaaatch! You can't open the door to a "smack-down" and then bail. :p

[JSE]

Someone say Beer? :yesnod:

[GMichael]

Yes, beer.

And hot wings!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Beer?!?!?!

Hot Wings?!?!?!

I'm all in! :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

Ain't nobody bailin', Bwana, um Skirtman....Just loadin' up on a few cold one's b'fore I smack you wit' mah oak Ugly Stick. :D

[ForeverAutumn]

What the bleep is going on here! Jeez! I think Beefy started it, but no matter, let's finish it. TRUCE!

Time out's all around & by the way if FA asked me to change my avatar, I would... Cause we women stick together.

So straighten the hell up!!! :smile5:

Thanks sweetie. I got your back too. ;)

Now how about we let the boys have their beer and hot wings and you and I relax over a nice bottle of wine and some cheese.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Thanks sweetie. I got your back too. ;)
:yikes:

You guys go ahead, I'll catch up. :bubye:


Now how about we let the boys have their beer and hot wings and you and I relax over a nice bottle of wine and some cheese.
Girls, I got the cheese and crackers over here.

:ihih:

[Sugar Beats]

Thanks sweetie. I got your back too. ;)

Now how about we let the boys have their beer and hot wings and you and I relax over a nice bottle of wine and some cheese.


Sounds good to me Fa, I'm in.

[Auricauricle]

Come on, JoSE, GaMete: Now that Richie's gone off with the ladies, there's more beer 'n chicken fer us guys....Who wants the Atomic and who wants the teriaki?

[GMichael]

Brilliant!

[Rich-n-Texas]

I don't think the wings come in "Brilliant" GM.

[GMichael]

I don't think the wings come in "Brilliant" GM.

That's the beer. Shouldn't you be off playing with the other girls?

[Rich-n-Texas]

"other girls"? Whaddaya mean by that? :mad5:

[GMichael]

You know. FA and SB.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh. I thought you meant I was wonna the girls. Nevermind.

Nevertheless, that party is over now. Anybody save me any wings? I like 'em hot hot hot!!!

[GMichael]

Oh. I thought you meant I was wonna the girls. Nevermind.

Nevertheless, that party is over now. Anybody save me any wings? I like 'em hot hot hot!!!

That was fast.

[ForeverAutumn]

That was fast.

Shhhhhh. We told Rich that we were tired and were going home. Then we went out dancing! :thumbsup:

But don't tell Rich. We don't want to hurt his feelings.

[Rich-n-Texas]

See? This is what women do to me ALL THE TIME! :cryin:

[GMichael]

Poor Rich.

Don't let them hurt your feelings. They only do that to make you want them more. It's a game. It means that they want you. Act like you don't mind and they'll come back.

[Auricauricle]

Yeah. What he said. And get some gum, buddy....Yer breath smells like haggis....

You ought a be proud, Richie. You ruined the girls fer other men!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Yeah. What he said. And get some gum, buddy....Yer breath smells like haggis....
Speak frickin' english you boob! We don't need another Sticky Bobby around here okay? :incazzato:

You ought a be proud, Richie. You ruined the girls fer other men!
What "other men"? No men around here ('cept me that is). :rolleyes:

[Auricauricle]

Well, the new hat and 'stache has got me in character....I apologise if mah, er my, ways offend thee. Geeze, Rich, I just offered some chicken and beer as a peace offering and you're already scratchin'. What now, Brown Dirt Cowboy?

[Sugar Beats]

Well, the new hat and 'stache has got me in character....I apologise if mah, er my, ways offend thee. Geeze, Rich, I just offered some chicken and beer as a peace offering and you're already scratchin'. What now, Brown Dirt Cowboy?


Hey Auri, I like the new hat & the 'stache & all the character you can dish out! Too cute!

Sorry I'm getting back to you guys kinda late in the game... I had to sleep in. FA & I were out soooo late last night... dancing the night away. What about you? Where where you guys?

[GMichael]

Hey Auri, I like the new hat & the 'stache & all the character you can dish out! Too cute!

Sorry I'm getting back to you guys kinda late in the game... I had to sleep in. FA & I were out soooo late last night... dancing the night away. What about you? Where where you guys?

We could tell you, but then you wouldn't respect us anymore. How long did Rich hold up on the dance floor?

[Auricauricle]

....Umm...Mah head....Anybody got any aspirin?....Oooh, boy....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Put The Dude back up and I'll give ya some ass-pirin'!

[Sugar Beats]

Put The Dude back up and I'll give ya some ass-pirin'!


What's wrong with the dude he has now?

[Rich-n-Texas]

He's not the real The Dude. :nono:

[Auricauricle]

Where's that can o' Whupass I had around here....?

[GMichael]

Look! If you're gonna kill me, then go ahead and kill me. If not, shut the h.ll up. I'm on vacation.

[Auricauricle]

Aw, come on....I was just funnin' you guys....You don't hafta get so ornery like that!

[Sugar Beats]

Aw, come on....I was just funnin' you guys....You don't hafta get so ornery like that!


Com'on Auri! What do you expect from a bunch of old farts! Heehee!

[GMichael]

Com'on Auri! What do you expect from a bunch of old farts! Heehee!

Dust?

[Sugar Beats]

Dust?


Dust? Who? What? When? Where?

[Auricauricle]

GOOD ONE, GM!

Said it before, Sugar: "Old farts never die, they just fade away..."*

*Gee. That could be mah epitaph!

[GMichael]

You're so old that you fart dust.

[Auricauricle]

Yeah....? Well, the last time I checked that dust it was from the dried up bones of yer great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great....

Waitaminnit...

[Rich-n-Texas]

I am uncomfortable with the current subject matter in this thread. Please keep your flatulence to yourself. There are ladies present.

[Auricauricle]

Sorry, Miss! (Blaaaaaaaaaaaaat!)

[Rich-n-Texas]

Sorry, Miss! (Blaaaaaaaaaaaaat!)
How's it go? :smilewinkgrin: