Off Topic -- My living Will [Archive]

MasterCylinder

03-02-2009, 06:45 AM

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Hot Sex
Chocolate
Margarita
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Any Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day.

kexodusc

03-02-2009, 06:58 AM

Cool...can I have all your stuff?

GMichael

03-02-2009, 07:01 AM

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

Auricauricle

03-02-2009, 08:08 AM

....Hmmm, not one mention of music....Now, if he was a true audiophile...

bobsticks

03-04-2009, 09:23 AM

I wouldn't worry 'bout it. It's rumored that the new proposals for socialized health care include provisions for government officials to act as liason for invasive and life-supporting procedures...cost v. utility and all that.

By next year we'll all have crystals in our palms a la Logan's Run...see ya on the carousel.

Finch Platte

03-04-2009, 03:37 PM

By next year we'll all have crystals in our palms a la Logan's Run...see ya on the carousel.

And Soylent Green is people!

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/Charlton-Heston-2.j-webpg.jpg

Auricauricle

03-04-2009, 04:18 PM

Sittin' in a chamber with Animal Planet on the tube and Ludwig on the overhead...Not a bad way to go, I reckon.

Sugar Beats

03-04-2009, 04:21 PM

....Hmmm, not one mention of music....Now, if he was a true audiophile...

I know! No mention? Strange?

And only sex twice (hot sex only once!) & Chocolate 5 x's!

I thought I was the only one w/ the major chocolate craving round' here...

What about hot sex w/ some chocolate on the side? Or maybe...well somewhere else...!!! Sorry, Food was mentioned quite a bit I noticed.
The only question remaining would be what to play in the backround? Some might mention Sade... I'd have to think on it some more before I came up w/ a more definitive answer.

Auricauricle

03-04-2009, 04:23 PM

Yer...flirtin' with me...!

Sugar Beats

03-04-2009, 04:31 PM

Yer...flirtin' with me...!

Can I help it? Flirtation is part of my nature....

Auricauricle

03-04-2009, 04:42 PM

Thank goshamighty I ain't a frog.

Sugar Beats

03-04-2009, 04:46 PM

Thank goshamighty I ain't a frog.

Why? Didn't you know that if I kissed you, you'd turn into a handsome prince?
I don't know why that seems to happen?... it just does. Gift or curse? Not sure...

What do you think?

Auricauricle

03-04-2009, 04:57 PM

If...

But then there'd be no reason to go on, would there...? Mebbe I oughta just sit here, warts and all, and just hop around a bit....Say, got any flies on you?

Mebbe I'll croak, now.

MasterCylinder

03-05-2009, 05:30 AM

I know! No mention? Strange?

And only sex twice (hot sex only once!) & Chocolate 5 x's!

I thought I was the only one w/ the major chocolate craving round' here...

What about hot sex w/ some chocolate on the side? Or maybe...well somewhere else...!!! Sorry, Food was mentioned quite a bit I noticed.
The only question remaining would be what to play in the backround? Some might mention Sade... I'd have to think on it some more before I came up w/ a more definitive answer.

I assumed this was created by a female since chocolate is mentioned 5 times.
I also know that hot sex makes its own music................raunchy music.

GMichael

03-05-2009, 06:38 AM

Now this is getting to be my kind of thread. Anyone got pics to share?

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 06:59 AM

I assumed this was created by a female since chocolate is mentioned 5 times.
I also know that hot sex makes its own music................raunchy music.

Oh! MC, I thought this was your list! That makes more sense...

I guess that depends on what your definition of "raunchy music" is!

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 07:01 AM

Now this is getting to be my kind of thread. Anyone got pics to share?

GM, why must pictures always be involved?! I thought I sent you enough to last you awhile anyway!!!! Jeez! You are so demanding!

MasterCylinder

03-05-2009, 07:08 AM

Oh! MC, I thought this was your list! That makes more sense...

I guess that depends on what your definition of "raunchy music" is!

It's one of those "I know it when I hear it" type of deals...........so I'd really have to show you what I mean, SB.

GMichael

03-05-2009, 07:46 AM

GM, why must pictures always be involved?! I thought I sent you enough to last you awhile anyway!!!! Jeez! You are so demanding!
I didn't mean it as a demand. Just a request. What can I say? I like to watch for awhile first.
So? Do you have any new pics?:smilewinkgrin:

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 11:54 AM

I didn't mean it as a demand. Just a request. What can I say? I like to watch for awhile first.
So? Do you have any new pics?:smilewinkgrin:

Ummm. Yep. I've got some but who says I'm going to share?

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 11:57 AM

It's one of those "I know it when I hear it" type of deals...........so I'd really have to show you what I mean, SB.

Whoa! Hey... Does anyone else have anything to say? Or is it just me?

Quite a brazen remark, if I do say so myself!

Why Mr. MC... You may prove to be flirtatious enough to hang w/ me... we'll see.

GMichael

03-05-2009, 11:59 AM

I think you should give him a shot to prove himself.

GMichael

03-05-2009, 12:02 PM

Ummm. Yep. I've got some but who says I'm going to share?
I don't recall anyone saying that you would share anything. :ihih: But hey, how is a guy gonna find out what you're willing to share if he doesn't ask.:thumbsup:

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 12:11 PM

I don't recall anyone saying that you would share anything. :ihih: But hey, how is a guy gonna find out what you're willing to share if he doesn't ask.:thumbsup:

Good point, or point well taken. Whatever...

Hey, GM, you know I've "shared" with you in the past... opps! Maybe I shouldn't have said that!

What will people think!

GMichael

03-05-2009, 12:39 PM

Good point, or point well taken. Whatever...
Hmmpff..

Hey, GM, you know I've "shared" with you in the past... opps! Maybe I shouldn't have said that!
Yes, you sure have. And shared and shared and shared. Wasn't sure if you were ever gonna stop sharin.

What will people think!
Hopefully something really dirty.

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 02:27 PM

Yes, you sure have. And shared and shared and shared. Wasn't sure if you were ever gonna stop sharin.

And just how should I "take" that sir?! Well I guess your days are numbered!!!

Hopefully something really dirty.

Isn't that what they always think...

MasterCylinder

03-05-2009, 02:41 PM

Quite a brazen remark, if I do say so myself!

Why Mr. MC... You may prove to be flirtatious enough to hang w/ me... we'll see.

It's that avatar of yours.............in addition, I have been known to be an animal in every room of the house ! (Within the context of music, of course.)

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 02:48 PM

It's that avatar of yours.............

I know, I know, just blame it on my avatar... It's all Sugar's fault. It always is. She's so bad. I don't know what else to say? I'm not trying to make excuses for her... she is her own woman! I can't control her. I don't even try...:crazy:

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 02:50 PM

I have been known to be an animal in every room of the house ! (Within the context of music, of course.)

Why Mr. MC! Of course we all you knew you were referring to the context of music! What other context is there?!!!:smilewinkgrin:

MasterCylinder

03-05-2009, 02:53 PM

Why Mr. MC! What other context is there?!!!:smilewinkgrin:

I like this chick.

GMichael

03-05-2009, 03:01 PM

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 03:02 PM

I like this chick.

What's not to like? Sugar is sweet....on almost everything...

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 03:05 PM

What number do I get? Maybe one that has a square rout of 8.... something.

Don't do "math" ... ask MC, he's the mathmetician round' these parts.

You'll have to further explain yourself Mr. GM if expect any more of a response from me. I am a "visual" person.

Auricauricle

03-05-2009, 03:33 PM

Mebbe you ought look at variables of 69...

Sugar Beats

03-05-2009, 03:40 PM

Mebbe you ought look at variables of 69...

Auri! I already thought of that! (didn't everyone?) Jeez! Can't a girl be a little bit discreet round' here?

I was trying to get GM to say something to that affect! I didn't want to be the one, so thanks. I guess you took care of it for me!

Auricauricle

03-05-2009, 04:45 PM

Well, if you were discreet, Sugar, you wouldnt've admitted to it, now wouldn't you, you shameless newt!

(Ribbet...!)

GMichael

03-06-2009, 06:12 AM

Thanks for taking care of Sugar for me A. But I think she wanted pics.

Sugar Beats

03-06-2009, 06:17 AM

Thanks for taking care of Sugar for me A. But I think she wanted pics.

GM! Don't be silly! We all know you're the one around here w/ a fondness for pics!

MasterCylinder

03-06-2009, 06:19 AM

Sugar is sweet....on almost everything...

A bit sticky in some applications !

Since this site is supposed to discuss music, I'll do that and remain in context by asking this question :

Ever hear ROCK CANDY from a band called MONTROSE ?

Hot, sweet & sticky.

GMichael

03-06-2009, 06:49 AM

Pour some sugar on me.

Auricauricle

03-06-2009, 10:00 AM

Geeze, I'm not getting used to these cold showers one flippin' bit!

Sugar Beats

03-06-2009, 10:15 AM

Geeze, I'm not getting used to these cold showers one flippin' bit!

Sorry Auri! But look @ the bright side... I'm sure your saving money not using as much "hot" water!

So really I'm providing a much needed service around these parts & fulfilling my part of good~deed~doer! (I can't wait to read what GM has to say about that!)

GMichael

03-06-2009, 10:23 AM

Sorry Auri! But look @ the bright side... I'm sure your saving money not using as much "hot" water!

So really I'm providing a much needed service around these parts & fulfilling my part of good~deed~doer! (I can't wait to read what GM has to say about that!)

Why would I comment on you picking on Rich?

Sugar Beats

03-06-2009, 10:39 AM

Why would I comment on you picking on Rich?

I'm sorry, I don't see the correlation. How is that picking on Rich?

GMichael

03-06-2009, 10:44 AM

So really I'm providing a much needed service around these parts

I'm sure that Rich thanks you for the services he so richly needed.

Better?