Top 5 things you should never say to a woman...

[Sugar Beats]

I know, I know. I can hear you guys moaning & a' groaning already.

A "woman" thing!

Well in my defense, I am one & Valentines Day is quickly approaching & GM I can hear you LYAORAOTF already! So can it!

And conversely, I would like to know, what are the

TOP 5 THINGS EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO HEAR?

There are a few "key phrases" that one could say that simply melt our hearts...
I'm wondering if y'all know what they are?

So fellas, put your thinking caps on, I'm sure this will get good! :smilewinkgrin: Can't wait to hear what you guys come up with!

[GMichael]

You are the best (insert wrong name).

[JSE]

Oh, hell no! Not gonna touch this one with a ten foot poll.
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Whoops, I think I just gave an answer? :confused5:

[GMichael]

Your cooking isn't bad per say.

[GMichael]

Honey, we needed to upgrade our stereo system. so that's why I pawned your ring.

[GMichael]

No dear. Those pants do not make your a$$ look fat. It's all that fat that does it.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I already said it: You kiss me so deeply your lips touch my soul.

I mean, that just HAS to be one. :yesnod:

[GMichael]

You aren't bad, but so-n-so is better. (or you could sub so-n-so with "your sister")

[GMichael]

I already said it: You kiss me so deeply your lips touch my soul.

I mean, that just HAS to be one. :yesnod:

I thought we were working on, "Top 5 things you should never say to a woman... "

[Rich-n-Texas]

And conversely, I would like to know, what are the

TOP 5 THINGS EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO HEAR?

There are a few "key phrases" that one could say that simply melt our hearts...
I'm wondering if y'all know what they are?

So fellas, put your thinking caps on, I'm sure this will get good! :smilewinkgrin: Can't wait to hear what you guys come up with!
Whatever the case, surely that line would melt a girls heart. It melted FA's heart let me tell ya boy!

[Sugar Beats]

Whatever the case, surely that line would melt a girls heart. It melted FA's heart let me tell ya boy!


Richie! Are you tyring to "melt" another girl's heart? :nonod:

[Sugar Beats]

No dear. Those pants do not make your a$$ look fat. It's all that fat that does it.


Jeez GM! You know all of dem! Don't ya! & I'm not so sure that's a good thing... smile

[GMichael]

Geez,... Why is this one so much bigger than the other one?

[Sugar Beats]

Geez,... Why is this one so much bigger than the other one?


I don't want to know...

[Sugar Beats]

Hey when I return from lunch I hope to see many, many posts!

[GMichael]

I do love you. I'm just not IN love wih you.

[kexodusc]

How about "we" get a gym membership?

You should shave that.

She's just a friend.

Maybe you should take a bath.

I liked it when you used to do....

[GMichael]

From a website I found.


1) "What did you do to your hair?"
2) "They both look the same to me."
3) "Relax." or "Don't get so worked up,"
4) "I've got it all under control."
5) "You're not one of those feminists, are you?"
6) "When are you due?"
7) "You're being emotional."
8) "You're acting just like your mother/my mother/my ex-girlfriend."
9) "You complete me."
10) "Do you really think you should be eating that?"

[Ajani]

My ex-girlfriend used to....

[GMichael]

Equal time from the same site. What not to say to a man.

1) ”That looks cute.”
2) ”We need to talk.”
3) ”It’s just a game.”
4) ”Nothing’s wrong.”
5) ”I sound like my mom.”
6) ”I just want to be friends.”
7) ”Size doesn’t matter.”
8) ”What are you wearing?”
9) ”Do you think she’s pretty?”
10) ”Which outfit do you like better?”

[GMichael]

The full explinations from this site: http://krislinatin.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-womanman/



Here are 10 things most women don’t want to hear:
1) “What did you do to your hair?”
Unless we’ve cut our own hair—this is not common—someone else did something to our hair. It wasn’t us. And most likely we’ve gone to a lot of trouble and expense for it. “I like your new haircut” is infinitely better, and shows you’re paying attention. It’s also far superior to the generic “You look different,” which tells us you’re as clueless as ever.
2) “They both look the same to me.”
We understand you care a lot less than we do about the outfits or the registry dishware we’re asking you to compare. But they can’t possibly look exactly the same, can they? Give us something. Anything. Mentally roll the dice and pick one, so we don’t worry about your vision—or worse, that you don’t care.

3) “Relax.”
A kissing cousin to “Don’t get so worked up,” this generally creates the exact opposite effect you’re shooting for. When you say “Relax,” what we hear is that you think that we’re being irrational over nothing, and this makes us do anything but relax.

4) “I’ve got it all under control.”
Ha! Famous last words. Refrain from using them if you don’t want us to take fiendish delight in your getting lost because you won’t stop for directions (if we’re late, there will be fiendish fuming), or because you’re missing a piece to your flat-screen television because you said you didn’t need to read the assembly instructions.

5) “You’re not one of those feminists, are you?”
Yikes. Chivalry may be nearly dead, but saying this will drive the last spear through its heart. Feminist or not, a woman is likely to be offended by the question. Just be yourself. Be kind, open the door, offer to pay, and go from there. We can choose to accept or share in your generosity.

6) “When are you due?”
Take one second to imagine a woman turning to you and responding, “I’m not pregnant,” or “I had the baby six months ago,” and you’ll understand why you should eradicate this question from your vocabulary. In one nanosecond, innocent—even considerate—curiosity can turn to deadly, if unintentional, offense. And there’s just no way to recover from this one.

7) “You’re being emotional.”
In the heat of the moment this may be true. But unless you want your partner to become more emotional or get angry, you’re better off keeping this observation and its off-limits follow-up question—”Is it that time of month?”—to yourself.

8 “You’re acting just like your mother/my mother/my ex-girlfriend.”
All three are problematic. An ex should be mentioned sparingly, and never in comparison. Why would we want to remind you of a person you broke up with? And come to mention it, why are you thinking about her? You see the slippery slope. Conjuring an image of our mother or your mother can be equally grating. We want you to treat us as individuals and not as mere products of your (or our) upbringing.
9) “You complete me.”
We’ve seen “Jerry Maguire” and most other romantic comedies far more often than you, and while we may (or may not) like cheesy movie lines, they usually fail in real life. We understand that the possibility of romance makes inexplicable things come out of a man’s—and sometimes a woman’s—mouth, but keep the compliments real and honest and sincere and say you love someone when you mean it.
10) “Do you really think you should be eating that?”
Yes. She should be eating it. Even if she told you she’s given it up.
Jessica Murphy is a freelance writer based in Seattle.
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And men don’t want to hear this:
1) ”That looks cute.”
For the most part, men hate cute. We don’t want to hear about it, we don’t want to see it, and we sure as hell don’t want to be it. If we come down stairs after getting dressed and you tell us we look cute, there’s a 100 percent chance we’re changing. We’re supposed to be your protector, your rock, and cute does not fit into that picture.
2) ”We need to talk.”
These four words shut off a man’s brain faster than long division. When men hear you say that they immediately go into flight mode. And anything they can do to get out of this conversation—and better yet, your apartment—they will. There are plenty of other ways to approach a delicate conversation, and getting us in a place where we feel comfortable is a good start.

3) ”It’s just a game.”
Actually, it’s not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our mood as just about anything else. Is it fair? No. Is it right? No. Is it immature? Maybe. But it’s life. Sometimes we just care too much. We understand that it doesn’t make sense, but you should be happy that we’re that passionate about something. Telling us that “it’s just a game” is like us telling you that Oprah’s just a talk show host.

4) ”Nothing’s wrong.”
Please don’t tell us nothing’s wrong. The look on your face could make the toughest guy on the planet weep like a third-grade girl and your arms are crossed so tight you might explode. We’re not mind readers; tell us what’s going on. And don’t make us guess because—believe me—you won’t like what we come up with.

5) ”I sound like my mom.”
The mere fact that you might turn into your mom someday scares the hell out of us. Don’t say it, even in jest—it’s not funny. We actually believe (and pray) that the saying “every woman ends up looking like their mother” is an old wives’ tale. If we didn’t, no one would ever get married.

6) ”I just want to be friends.”
No you don’t. You just want us to stop calling you. This is a lot like pulling off a band-aid. Do it quick—don’t prolong the agony. Most of us take “I just want to be friends” as “There’s still a chance,” so if there isn’t just make it a clean break and move on. Everyone will be much better because of it.
7) ”Size doesn’t matter.”
Don’t lie to us. We know it does, and we’re doing our best to make up for it in other ways. It’s best just to not say anything at all.

8) ”What are you wearing?”
We’re wearing whatever’s clean or whatever you tell us to. We don’t plan out our wardrobe days in advance, but we do actually try and look presentable. It may not work a lot of the time, but we do give it a shot. Giving us direction is completely encouraged though, so go ahead and suggest … nicely.
9) ”Do you think she’s pretty?”
Of course we do, our standards are much lower than yours. But just because we check her out doesn’t mean we think any less of you. We try to be as discreet as possible, but for the most part, we can’t help it. It’s in our DNA. When an attractive woman walks by, it’s best to just pretend nothing happened.
10) ”Which outfit do you like better?”
I’m going to be honest here—90 percent of the guys out there are not going to tell you which outfit they like better: They’re going to try to pick the one you like better and not get into a holy war when the babysitter is due any minute. To us, you always look good. Getting a couple cocktails and spending as much time as we can without the kids is our ultimate goal for a rare night out.

[Luvin Da Blues]

Hon, can you bail me out of jail?

[ForeverAutumn]

Richie! Are you tyring to "melt" another girl's heart? :nonod:

I was here first. Seems to me like you're the other woman. :nono:

[ForeverAutumn]

Honey, we needed to upgrade our stereo system. so that's why I pawned your ring.

Hang on, do you mean that to be a good or bad thing to say. Because in my house, that could be okay...it would depend on the system. :thumbsup:

[ForeverAutumn]

You should shave that.

LMAO! My computer is now wearing my after lunch coffee.

Thanks.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I was here first. Seems to me like you're the other woman. :nono:
Dem broads is fightin' over me!

:ihih:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Richie! Are you tyring to "melt" another girl's heart? :nonod:
Well, if at first you don't succeed...

(I wuv it when she calls me Richie. :sigh:

[GMichael]

Hang on, do you mean that to be a good or bad thing to say. Because in my house, that could be okay...it would depend on the system. :thumbsup:
And this is just one of the many shining examples of why you mean so much to all of us.

[Sugar Beats]

How about "we" get a gym membership?

You should shave that.

She's just a friend.

Maybe you should take a bath.

I liked it when you used to do....


Kex, great list. I give you 3 lumps of Sugar

[Sugar Beats]

I was here first. Seems to me like you're the other woman. :nono:


I concede...:yikes:

Don't want to step on anyone's toes, ya know?

[GMichael]

Let's not fight. Time for a group hug.

Which leads me to something else that may not go over well when asked.

Honey, how to you feel about threesomes?

[ForeverAutumn]

I concede...:yikes:

Don't want to step on anyone's toes, ya know?

I'm okay with sharing. ;)

[ForeverAutumn]

Which leads me to something else that may not go over well when asked.

Honey, how to you feel about threesomes?

To which my response would be...SURE! Did you have a specific man in mind, or would you like me to pick someone? :biggrin5:

[Auricauricle]

5. "Of course your not fat; you're just chubbie. Chubbies cute...." (It's downhill from there)
4. "I remember when Debbie would do that..."
3. "Oh, Momma, Momma!"
2. "Oh, Daddy, Daddy!"
1. "Oh, Debbie!" (Not her name)

Others:
"It's just a little cold."
"It's not contagious."
"It's a birthmark. Honest!"
"It's a little scab. I fell. I was naked at the time. That's why it's there..."
"God is great, God is good, let us thank..."
"God, you should do porno!"
"You remind me of my sister."
"Ned, Jane. Jane, Ned."
"Where's the remote?"
"What the sand hill is THAT?!"

[kexodusc]

Kex, great list. I give you 3 lumps of Sugar
Sweet....:biggrin5:

[GMichael]

To which my response would be...SURE! Did you have a specific man in mind, or would you like me to pick someone? :biggrin5:
How about Rich?

[Rich-n-Texas]

To which my response would be...SURE! Did you have a specific man in mind, or would you like me to pick someone? :biggrin5:
Ummmm... Hello!

What am I? Chopped lover... err... LIVER???

[GMichael]

Ummmm... Hello!

What am I? Chopped lover... err... LIVER???
I've got you covered good buddy.

[Sugar Beats]

Ummmm... Hello!

What am I? Chopped lover... err... LIVER???


I'm glad you didn't say "sloppy seconds"

[Auricauricle]

Um....Bye...

[GMichael]

Oh, how about tag teams?

[Ajani]

Can someone please explain to me why GM and Rich would rather play tag team on FA, than just let one have FA and the other take Sugar B?...

[JSE]

Top 5 things you should never say to a woman...

The money's on the dresser?

[GMichael]

Can someone please explain to me why GM and Rich would rather play tag team on FA, than just let one have FA and the other take Sugar B?...
This way we all get to sample each other. Variety is the spice of life my friend.:yikes: :blush2:

[GMichael]

Top 5 things you should never say to a woman...

The money's on the dresser?

Don't touch any of the credit cards in my drawer.

[Sugar Beats]

GM, would you like to tell me something that a woman would WANT to hear?!

[Sugar Beats]

Top 5 things you should never say to a woman...

The money's on the dresser?


Ouch!

[Sugar Beats]

Variety is the spice of life my friend.:yikes: :blush2:


That's what I keep trying to tell my husband but for some reason he doesn't agree...sourpuss :prrr:

[GMichael]

Honey, we just hit the lotto. Let's quit our jobs and travel the world. This is Gearmo. He'll be your personal body gaurd. Just tell him what you want and he'll take care of everything.

[GMichael]

Oh, and this is Gearmo.

[Sugar Beats]

Honey, we just hit the lotto. Let's quit our jobs and travel the world. This is Gearmo. He'll be your personal body gaurd. Just tell him what you want and he'll take care of everything.


LOL! Is that it? Is that all you got?! What does Gearmo look like? :yesnod:

[Sugar Beats]

Can someone please explain to me why GM and Rich would rather play tag team on FA, than just let one have FA and the other take Sugar B?...


BTW, who said I was "up" for the taking?


Maybe I'd want Gearmo to take me somewhere? Did that ever cross your mind?

[GMichael]

Gearmo is just to start off. You can hire anyone you like. How does Paris sound for a place to start?

[GMichael]

GM, would you like to tell me something that a woman would WANT to hear?!
Or we could go with the classic.

Honey, you were right. I'm such a jerk and should listen to you more.

[GMichael]

It was all my fault.
I'm sorry.

[Sugar Beats]

Gearmo is just to start off. You can hire anyone you like. How does Paris sound for a place to start?


Paris sounds pretty good, although I must admit I have never been.

What about somewhere warm w/ sun & sand and very little clothing is the required attire?

[Sugar Beats]

Or we could go with the classic.

Honey, you were right. I'm such a jerk and should listen to you more.


I thought the "classic" response was

You're Right, I Love You!

[GMichael]

Anything you like is fine with me. Where would you like to go first, or second, or third?

[ForeverAutumn]

How does Paris sound for a place to start?

She's not my type. :prrr:

[GMichael]

Gearmo's twin brother is going to meet us there.

[Sugar Beats]

Anything you like is fine with me. Where would you like to go first, or second, or third?


Wouldn't you like to know the places I'd like to go! Hmmmm...:ihih:

[GMichael]

She's not my type. :prrr:
How about Gearmo or his brother then?

[Sugar Beats]

She's not my type. :prrr:


Mine niether...

I'm more into the "Foxy" type...

[GMichael]

Wouldn't you like to know the places I'd like to go! Hmmmm...:ihih:

Absolutely dear. I'm very interested in everything you have to say. You are so smart.

[GMichael]

Rich? Are you taking notes?

[Sugar Beats]

:devil: :devil:
Absolutely dear. I'm very interested in everything you have to say. You are so smart.


Who said anything about "talking". There might be tongues involved, (take a good look at the pic to your left) but I don't know if you'd hear much beyond... :blush2: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Sugar Beats]

Rich? Are you taking notes?


Rich always misses the fun!!! He seems to have a knack for that. Poor dear.

[Sugar Beats]

Is it getting warm in here? Or is it just me???

[GMichael]

Rich always misses the fun!!! He seems to have a knack for that. Poor dear.
Rich is on his way home. And it's Friday. He may have to stop off for some more beer.

[GMichael]

:devil: :devil:


Who said anything about "talking". There might be tongues involved, (take a good look at the pic to your left) but I don't know if you'd hear much beyond... :blush2: :devil: :devil: :devil:

:prrr: ........

[GMichael]

Is it getting warm in here? Or is it just me???

Warm? Try HOT!

[Sugar Beats]

Many Thanks GM! He's pretty close to my ideal...& I was just craving some chocolate...& it's especially good when it's all warm & melted...

How did you know?!!

I'll blow a kiss your way to show my appreciation...

[GMichael]

I just know. I always know.

[Auricauricle]

Oh, hit the showers, everyone!!

[Sugar Beats]

I was going to say something "wicked" (in a good way) but thought better of it.

LOL!

Would do you think GM? Should I stop?!

[GMichael]

You should never stop until you get to the ..... ........

[JSE]

Man is Rich gonna be ticked! :lol:

[Sugar Beats]

You should never stop until you get to the ..... ........


To the what? I'm curious, what were you going to say GM?!
To the tippy top? To the height of all... Oh shoot!!
I just knocked over my drink!
Now I've got a mess to clean up... uh, excuse me for just one moment.

[GMichael]

Man is Rich gonna be ticked! :lol:
So true. Poor Rich.
I'll save him seconds.

[Auricauricle]

Erm, I just dropped my...that penny....Couldja pick it up while yer there, SB?

[GMichael]

To the what? To the tippy top? To the height of all... Oh, shoot I just knocked over my drink!
Now I've got a mess to clean up... uh, excuse me for just one moment.

:arf: Hey! I've got a great view from here.:eek6: Drop something else!

[Sugar Beats]

:arf: Hey! I've got a great view from here.:eek6: Drop something else!


Oh! MY!
Excuse me!
I didn't mean to bump your chin while I was getting back up!

LOL!

Did you get hurt, I mean is your mouth alright? Cause' you can close it now.

And your eyes, are they okay as well? Cause' they can stop bulging out of your head.

[GMichael]

I hink I bih muh knung...

[Ajani]

This way we all get to sample each other. Variety is the spice of life my friend.:yikes: :blush2:

You want to sample Rich? No wonder he's staying away from this thread....

[Rich-n-Texas]

You can say THAT again bub! :eek6:

[Auricauricle]

I just post here...

[GMichael]

You want to sample Rich? No wonder he's staying away from this thread....

Don't knock what you haven't tried.
:ciappa:

[Ajani]

Don't knock what you haven't tried.
:ciappa:

:shocked: :yikes: :shocked:

I was going to make a comment about dressing Rich up like his fellow 'Texan' (Bush) and screwing him like how Bush screwed America... but then I thought... ummm.. let's not...

[GMichael]

:shocked: :yikes: :shocked:

I was going to make a comment about dressing Rich up like his fellow 'Texan' (Bush) and screwing him like how Bush screwed America... but then I thought... ummm.. let's not...

With a cigar?

[Auricauricle]

Sure, if you're the one wid the gumption to light it!

[GMichael]

Which end?

[Auricauricle]

The bu....The h....Aw, I quit!

[GMichael]

Flame on.

[Auricauricle]

Your funeral.

[GMichael]

I'm dying?

[Ajani]

You didn't know?

[GMichael]

Oh no!:cryin:

What is it Doc? You can tell me. Give it to me straight.:o

Will Pix be at my services to play Taps? :1:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Not only is he my fellow Texan, but dam near my neighbor too!

Irregardless, what the heck's any of this got to do with women?

[Sugar Beats]

Not only is he my fellow Texan, but dam near my neighbor too!

Irregardless, what the heck's any of this got to do with women?

That's what I want to know? Sure seems like you fellas know how to derail a perfectly good thread. Heehee

[Rich-n-Texas]

Yeah you guys. :rolleyes:

[ForeverAutumn]

Not only is he my fellow Texan, but dam near my neighbor too!

Irregardless, what the heck's any of this got to do with women?

Irregardless is not a word. How many times must I tell you that? :incazzato:

[Sugar Beats]

Irregardless is not a word. How many times must I tell you that? :incazzato:

FA, I get the feeling (at times) that Rich needs to be told the same thing over & over & over again...:shocked:

[Rich-n-Texas]

FA, I get the feeling (at times) that Rich needs to be told the same thing over & over & over again...:shocked:
FA knows that. :ihih:

Nevertheless, my mom used to say it so I can too!

[ForeverAutumn]

FA knows that. :ihih:

Nevertheless, my mom used to say it so I can too!

NO-ONE should ever say it.

[GMichael]

Do it again Rich.
Do it again now!

[Sugar Beats]

Do it again Rich.
Do it again now!


GM is right Richie! Strike while the iron is hot!

[GMichael]

Go ahead Richie. Hit it again.

[Rich-n-Texas]

All y'all need to SHUT UP!!! :incazzato:

[Rich-n-Texas]

NO-ONE should ever say it.
Yer cat's ugly. :prrr:

[Sugar Beats]

Yer cat's ugly. :prrr:


Well Richie, I must say I'm surprised @ you! That wasn't necessary now was it?

[GMichael]

Maybe Richie has his little visitor.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Well Richie, I must say I'm surprised @ you! That wasn't necessary now was it?
She started it! :mad5:

[Ajani]

Maybe Richie has his little visitor.

Don't you mean: her little visit.... urrrr... these threads are just so confusing....

[Sugar Beats]

Don't you mean: her little visit.... urrrr... these threads are just so confusing....


I know they can be sometimes. I'll fill you in. GM told Richie to refer to a ladies' time of the month as "her little visitor!" Cute huh? Right?

Wrong...that's why I gave Richie some good advise re: GM.

[ForeverAutumn]

Yer cat's ugly. :prrr:

My cat could chew up your cats and spit them out for fertilizer.

[GMichael]

I know they can be sometimes. I'll fill you in. GM told Richie to refer to a ladies' time of the month as "her little visitor!" Cute huh? Right?

Wrong...that's why I gave Richie some good advise re: GM.

Did you want him to go back to saying that you are on the r.g? :devil:

[ForeverAutumn]

All y'all need to SHUT UP!!! :incazzato:

I think that someone had a coffee this afternoon. :hand:

And you missed the hyphen in NO-ONE. I even capitalized it to help you out. It was a joke, son. A joke.

[GMichael]

My cat could chew up your cats and spit them out for fertilizer.

I think that you have a very cute kitty.

[Auricauricle]

We're headin' for a fur-flyin'-free-for-all, boys 'n' girls....

[Sugar Beats]

Did you want him to go back to saying that you are on the r.g? :devil:


At least I'd know what he's talkin' about vs. your little "code."

[Sugar Beats]

Auricauricle, why do you keep changing your pic/avatar? It's so confusing to see a different one all the time...

[Auricauricle]

Somebody's seen my RUG???

[GMichael]

HAHA just quoting my lil' wifey. That's how she likes it.

[GMichael]

Somebody's seen my RUG???

I wouldn't call that a rug as much as a shag carpet.:smilewinkgrin:

[Auricauricle]

Ba-DOOOOM! ;) Nice one, GM!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Hey! Look who's back! :thumbsup:

[Auricauricle]

Just when ya thought it was safe t' get out....

[GMichael]

Hey! Look who's back! :thumbsup:
Please don't stare into my eyes like that. It make me feel very uncomfortable.

[Ajani]

Please don't stare into my eyes like that. It make me feel very uncomfortable.

Wait a tic... weren't you the one who wanted to dress him up as Bush and Sample him?

[GMichael]

Wait a tic... weren't you the one who wanted to dress him up with a bush and Sample him?

Fixed that for ya.

[Auricauricle]

(Withdraws and quietly shuts the door.)

[Sugar Beats]

GM what happened to the rose? It was so much more easy on the eyes (no pun intended). Besides it represented your feminine side well. It reminded me of oh, so many happy & pleasurable things... Hmmm.

What will you do now? (I'm batting my eyelashes @ you and givin' you my best devilish grin....)

[Rich-n-Texas]

Please don't stare into my eyes like that. It make me feel very uncomfortable.
How 'bout I poke 'em with my finger?

[Rich-n-Texas]

(Withdraws and quietly shuts the door.)
Don't Let the door Hit ya where the Good Lord Split ya! :biggrin5:

[Auricauricle]

(Peeking in) Better not ask 'im "What rose", SB....He might show you....and ask you for you fer growth enhancer, too....(Steps back out in a hurry)

[Rich-n-Texas]

GM what happened to the rose? It was so much more easy on the eyes (no pun intended). Besides it represented your feminine side well...
(he he snicker snicker)

[Sugar Beats]

(Peeking in) Better not ask 'im "What rose", SB....He might show you....and ask you for you fer growth enhancer, too....(Steps back out in a hurry)


Good point ~ well taken.

[GMichael]

How 'bout I poke 'em with my finger?

How about if I lick mine?:1:

[Auricauricle]

(RUNS like Hell) Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-om!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugar Beats]

How about if I lick mine?:1:


Wow! Is he gonna be a keeper? Or are you just teasing me?

That's so not fair. You know how I find melted chocolate so delectable....

And I'm already biased where he's concerned. I told you, he's exactly my type.
So stop "toying" with me! You... You heartless....

I guess I won't say it... so not fair... as I stomp my feet!

[Auricauricle]

Screeeech! (Heels smoking) Wait one dadburn minute....

[Ajani]

(Withdraws and quietly shuts the door.)

Don't lock it!!! Let me out!!! Let me out!!! Don't leave me alone with these freaks!!!!

[Sugar Beats]

Please don't stare into my eyes like that. It make me feel very uncomfortable.


I could stare into those eyes all day....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Don't lock it!!! Let me out!!! Let me out!!! Don't leave me alone with these freaks!!!!
"I'm not a crook"... err... I'm not a freak!

(I did not have... sexual relations with that woman...) :nono:

[Sugar Beats]

Don't lock it!!! Let me out!!! Let me out!!! Don't leave me alone with these freaks!!!!


Aahh, Com' on Ajani. Isn't "freaks" a little harsh? It's okay. We're just having some fun. Don't you like metled chocolate?

[Auricauricle]

To the door, AJ! To the door! Follow the light! Follow the LIGHT! Move!

[Sugar Beats]

And what seems to be the problem here? You don't acutally think that AJ will be converted over to the dark side, do you?

[Ajani]

(I did not have... sexual relations with that woman...) :nono:

Of course you didn't...

You had them with GM instead.... and that's why I'm running, cuz I don't want any part of your or GM's sexual relations...

[Auricauricle]

Get back, you FIENDS! AJ! Turn away! Turn AWAY from the DARK!! To the Light!!

[Ajani]

I'm not sure which I should be more afraid of now... the group orgy or the creatures of the night...

AR just gets stranger by the day... first it was a prison, then a swinger's club... and now a hangout for the undead...

I think I should go home now and turn off the computer (and maybe never turn it on again)

[Sugar Beats]

I'm not sure which I should be more afraid of now... the group orgy or the creatures of the night...

AR just gets stranger by the day... first it was a prison, then a swinger's club... and now a hangout for the undead...

I think I should go home now and turn off the computer (and maybe never turn it on again)


Poor Ajani! He's so confused!!!

[Auricauricle]

You killed him! Augh! You killed him!! (Holds up a cross in one hand, garlic cloves in the other) Get back, you hound!!

[GMichael]

And what seems to be the problem here? You don't acutally think that AJ will be converted over to the dark side, do you?
Do you mean the dark chocolate side?

[Sugar Beats]

Do you mean the dark chocolate side?


Of course GM! What other side is there?

Who doesn't like Dark Chocolate? Oh, well, I guess I'll correct myslef, it is afterall an acquired taste.

[Sugar Beats]

I knew it was too good to last! Thanks for the few fleeting moments!

(this is regarding the old "avatar" in case you were wondering!)

[GMichael]

I knew it was too good to last! Thanks for the few fleeting moments!

(this is regarding the old "avatar" in case you were wondering!)

Which old avatar?

[Sugar Beats]

Which one do you think? Mr. Finger lickin' good.

[Sugar Beats]

You killed him! Augh! You killed him!! (Holds up a cross in one hand, garlic cloves in the other) Get back, you hound!!


Who's he talkin' to?

[Ajani]

Of course GM! What other side is there?

Who doesn't like Dark Chocolate? Oh, well, I guess I'll correct myslef, it is afterall an acquired taste.

Oh we're talking about chocolate... cool.. I can stop hiding under the table then...

Though I really don't like Dark Chocolate (Milk Choc is awesome though)...

[Ajani]

Who's he talkin' to?

I'm pretty sure he was talking to you and the other Vampires...

[Sugar Beats]

Oh we're talking about chocolate... cool.. I can stop hiding under the table then...

Though I really don't like Dark Chocolate (Milk Choc is awesome though)...


I told you, it's an acquired taste...

[Sugar Beats]

I'm pretty sure he was talking to you and the other Vampires...


Not little ole' me? Couldn't be.


Jeez Ajani, first you call us "freaks" then Vampires... What's next?

Didn't your mother tell you its not nice to call names.

[nightflier]

http://forums.audioreview.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5090&stc=1&d=1233955056

So that was supposed to be chocolate....

I almost had a really disturbing SVI memory dislodged from my subconscious....

[GMichael]

WHITE GLOVE!

[Ajani]

WHITE GLOVE!

I thought it was a chocolate glove? Unless that wasn't really choco... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

[GMichael]

Now you're catching on.

[Worf101]

In the crush of work I missed this one.. The following entry's are my own...

Things you never EVER ask a woman.

1. "Is that your real hair?" - My ex-brother in law asked this of a woman I knew who suffered from allopecia (sp) what an eeediot.

2. "When are you due?" - Intantaneous death when you ask a woman who's merely FAT when she's going to give birth to that can o' lard she's carrying around her waist.

3. "No, what's your real age?" - Believe it or not some guys are this brain dead.

4. "Don't you have something that fits a little looser?" - Nothing like trying to talk a woman out of looking like a sausage.

5. "Do you really want desert?" - After she's eaten enough food for a whole company of Airborne Rangers does she REALLY need strawberry shortcake? Of course she does you cretin.

6. "Do you smell something?" - Figure this one out for yourself.

7. "How do you (insert question) with nails that long?" - They're touchy bout dem claws sometimes.

Just some things you should never ever ask a woman, under any circumstances at any time.

Da Worfster

[Ajani]

Since Worf got the topic back on track, let me add one:

How much?

[JohnMichael]

1. Yes I know we get along well and like the same movies but I am not bisexual, sorry.

2. Would you like help redecorating your apartment?

3. You have a crush on the new guy at work. What is his name? Oh sit down I have some bad news.

4. That outfit would have been cute on you 20 years ago when it was age appropriate.

5. You need to get a pool boy and if it works out get a pool.

[GMichael]

1. Yes I know we get along well and like the same movies but I am not bisexual, sorry.

2. Would you like help redecorating your apartment?

3. You have a crush on the new guy at work. What is his name? Oh sit down I have some bad news.

4. That outfit would have been cute on you 20 years ago when it was age appropriate.

5. You need to get a pool boy and if it works out get a pool.

3 & 4 are great. You sure know how to crush a girl.

[Sugar Beats]

Hey JS, this one's for you, re: the other thread..

F@!! Y!!


Even when you're kidding!!!!

[GMichael]

Maybe. But I love it when a woman says F@!! me.

[Sugar Beats]

Maybe. But I love it when a woman says F@!! me.


And GM, how often do you hear that? Once every 10 yrs. or so? :ihih:

I mean what are we talkin' here?

[GMichael]

No more than a couple times a day. At least, up till wifey got knocked up.
Maybe you've mixed me up with Rich?

[JSE]

Hey JS, this one's for you, re: the other thread..

F@!! Y!!


Even when you're kidding!!!!


She's got some spunk! I like it. :cornut: