The power of words...

[Sugar Beats]

"Writing," Abraham Lincoln once said, "is the great invention of the world."

I personally am intrigued by vocabulary and the use of it. Think about it. What you say, the way you say it, can greatly impact another. Sometimes in a positive way, sometimes hurtful.

Plus some words are just darn fun to say (or write)!

Like, "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" that's a fun one to say, and yes, I saw Mary Poppins the other day. Happens sometimes when you have kids around.

What "words" do y'all find fun to say? Let's see what kind of vocab's you got going on out there?

Hopefully you all get some in before 'sticks' get's on board with this, he's such a word whore/junkie.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Irregardless

However

Nevertheless

Nonethless

Moreover
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Tits! Tits is a fun word!
:biggrin5:

[This Guy]

I have the most fun saying most of the "swear" and "racist" words. If people didn't make such a big deal about them it would take all the fun away. **** **** **** ***** Nig Spic Kike, etc. Ah that was super fun

[nightflier]

Pithy.

[Sugar Beats]

Pithy.

I like that, reminds me of some other "p" words, like:

Pliable

Pulsate

Perpetuate

Pervade

Perspiration

Perplexity

Or how about....

Ingurgitate

Facilitate

Titilation

Rapture

Arousing

Erect

Sensual

Ectasay


Heehee, those are all fun words too~ don't ya think?

[ForeverAutumn]

I love words! I work in marketing so I'm always looking for new words to say the same old crap.

A few words that came up this week that I liked, one real one not real...

I was watching UFC on Saturday night and the fighters get points for grappling. I commented at the time that the word grappling does not get used enough.

On Friday night we watched the movie Running With Scissors (highly recommended if you like strange, off-the-wall stuff). There was a crazy psychiatrist in the movie who had a room where he went just to masterbate. He called the room his Masterbatorium.

Two words that drive me crazy when they are used, because they are not real words, are Irregardless (Rich!) and Orientated.

[nightflier]

SB, I think Tex may need some time to recover from your list, especially now that you changed your avatar.

[Auricauricle]

Funny that you should mention this. Just this morning, inspired by the previous call to describe our "strange" ways, I mused upon this very thing. Mebbe I am way too far into mah head, but it struck me as pert near profound that the words that we use are not only indicative of our vocabulary (or lack thereof), but of much more. Without getting much into it, I think the words we use are as important and consequential as the clothes we wear, the food we eat and the air we breathe. Hermeneutics is the stuff that considers all of this, seeing words as symbolic depictions of what is and encriptions of meaning.

Okay, I've rambled again....

Words to like:

Amphigorey
Borborygmi
Catarrh
Digestif
Ecch
Frisbee
Guppy...

[bobsticks]

I was watching UFC on Saturday night and the fighters get points for grappling. I commented at the time that the word grappling does not get used enough.
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sniff...choke...oh GM, oh Rich...fuggedabowdit...y'all's got some competition now.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Funny that you should mention this. Just this morning, inspired by the previous call to describe our "strange" ways, I mused upon this very thing. Mebbe I am way too far into mah head, but it struck me as pert near profound that the words that we use are not only indicative of our vocabulary (or lack thereof), but of much more. Without getting much into it, I think the words we use are as important and consequential as the clothes we wear, the food we eat and the air we breathe. Hermeneutics is the stuff that considers all of this, seeing words as symbolic depictions of what is and encriptions of meaning.

Okay, I've rambled again....

Words to like:

Amphigorey
Borborygmi
Catarrh
Digestif
Ecch
Frisbee
Guppy...
He said "pert". (snicker snicker)

I have a frisbee that's probably 20 years old. It's my favorite toy, so what does that say about me psych_nurse?

[Luvin Da Blues]

Funny that you should mention this. Just this morning, inspired by the previous call to describe our "strange" ways, I mused upon this very thing. Mebbe I am way too far into mah head, but it struck me as pert near profound that the words that we use are not only indicative of our vocabulary (or lack thereof), but of much more. Without getting much into it, I think the words we use are as important and consequential as the clothes we wear, the food we eat and the air we breathe. Hermeneutics is the stuff that considers all of this, seeing words as symbolic depictions of what is and encriptions of meaning.

Uhhh????:biggrin5:

[Rich-n-Texas]

SB, I think Tex may need some time to recover from your list, especially now that you changed your avatar.
The situation is truly becoming desparate. There's no doubt about it. :frown2:

[Rich-n-Texas]

sniff...choke...oh GM, oh Rich...fuggedabowdit...y'all's got some competition now.
Here sticks, take my hanky.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Uhhh????:biggrin5:
He's a psychiatric nurse in training LDB, what do you expect? :eek6:

[Auricauricle]

I have a frisbee that's probably 20 years old. It's my favorite toy, so what does that say about me psych_nurse?

Depends. Can you catch it in your teeth?

Bring a beer and sit a spell....

Sorry, Luvin'....I tried t' play nice.

[bobsticks]

Dude, I'm not takin' that rag...who knows where it's been or what's on it...yech.

Nor will I touch your trick knee or pull your finger.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Just tryin' ta help... Sheesh!

[Auricauricle]

Okay, I am...this is...um...Anybody gotta beer?

[bobsticks]

Just tryin' ta help... Sheesh!

Sorry, oh wealthy one. I lived in frat house in college. You learn to avoid "snot" rags.

[Luvin Da Blues]

Sorry, Luvin'....I tried t' play nice.

I'z ony nows tings dat hav 12 bars ana harp. :1:

[ForeverAutumn]

I have a frisbee that's probably 20 years old. It's my favorite toy, so what does that say about me psych_nurse?

It says that it's time to buy a new Frisbee.

[ForeverAutumn]

sniff...choke...oh GM, oh Rich...fuggedabowdit...y'all's got some competition now.

Wanna grapple? :ihih:

[bobsticks]

Wanna grapple? :ihih:

< turns red, fans face > Oh good Lord, oh sweet baby Jesus, lil' ol' me? Oh mah goodness...

[Auricauricle]

(Falls on floor) Thunk.

[Rich-n-Texas]

It says that it's time to buy a new Frisbee.
Can't do that. I'm emotionally attached to it. It represents fun times from my past. I hope I never lose it.

Should I be saying this in the other thread?

[Auricauricle]

You...must...let...go....

Is it a Whammo?

[GMichael]

Can't do that. I'm emotionally attached to it. It represents fun times from my past. I hope I never lose it.

Should I be saying this in the other thread?

Does it have little dust particles in-between the cracks? I have a 25 year old one as well.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Yes it's whammo... "Flat flip flies straight, curved flip flies curved"

No sparkles, it's solid white, 165 grams.

[GMichael]

Mine is black. It doesn't get used anymore though. I miss those days.
I used to have another 165er that I had cut a hole in the top and drilled little holes to match the buzbee rivets I had. It ended up being very heavy, but worked great!

[Groundbeef]

Rich might get more action from the ladies at the park if he would stop catching his frisbee with his mouth.

It's the little details that the ladies notice Rich.

[Rich-n-Texas]

There're a couple of guys here at work who are into Disc Golf. They wanted me to go a few times, and I told them not until I practice up with my frisbee. Had a heck of a time finding it, but finally did. Never did get any practice in with it though 'cause I had no one to play... wait... I had no one to throw it to. Nevertheless, it's back in my car, where it belongs, ready at a moment's notice.

Sounds like some worthwhile mods there GM. :thumbsup:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Rich might get more action from the ladies at the park if he would stop catching his frisbee with his mouth.

It's the little details that the ladies notice Rich.
When I finally get a dog (the 4 legged kind OKAY? :mad5: ) I'm gonna teach it to catch the frisbee. Chicks like that even more I think. :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

It's the little details that the ladies notice Rich.

LOL! Yeah, and lifting up yer leg when ya pee...! :)

[Luvin Da Blues]

LOL! Yeah, and lifting up yer leg when ya pee...! :)

...not to mention the toilet seat.

[Rich-n-Texas]

LOL! Yeah, and lifting up yer leg when ya pee...! :)
I, at this time, don't have a come-back for that one. :idea:

[GMichael]

Which leg would that be?

[Auricauricle]

What, are you the guy they call "Tripod"?

[GMichael]

Well, I'm not really all that tall.

[Auricauricle]

How 'bout "Ilene"?

[GMichael]

Sometimes.

[Auricauricle]

Braggart.

[Sugar Beats]

There're a couple of guys here at work who are into Disc Golf. They wanted me to go a few times

Hey Richie, just a word of advice hon, maybe pass on the Disc Golf.

The whole getting a dog, a real dog, like a larger variety (ie. Golden, Lab, Shepard, etc.) might be nice for frisbee in the park. (And I love dogs, grew up w/ them and miss having one, btw) Just don't go & participate in the Disc Golt thing, please! I beg you!

[ForeverAutumn]

What's wrong with Disc Golf? When I was much younger we used to go and watch the boys play Frisbee Golf in the park. There were some hotties there! Running around, all tanned and sweaty, with their shirts off. Good memories!

[bobsticks]

What's wrong with Disc Golf? When I was much younger we used to go and watch the boys play Frisbee Golf in the park. There were some hotties there! Running around, all tanned and sweaty, with their shirts off. Good memories!


We are talking about Rich doing it though. Right?

[GMichael]

What's wrong with Disc Golf? When I was much younger we used to go and watch the boys play Frisbee Golf in the park. There were some hotties there! Running around, all tanned and sweaty, with their shirts off. Good memories!
I tried to dig up some pics for you that would help bring back those memories for you. When I Googled "hot pics of guys playing Disc golf" it just said that I must be kidding.

[bobsticks]

I tried to dig up some pics for you that would help bring back those memories for you. When I Googled "hot pics of guys playing Disc golf" it just said that I must be kidding.

I just got jpegs of a pitbull licking cheerleaders...what was I supposed to be Googling again?

[GMichael]

I just got jpegs of a pitbull licking cheerleaders...what was I supposed to be Googling again?

Pics of disc golfers.:arf:

[Groundbeef]

Pics of disc golfers.:arf:

Just be glad that Rich isn't into hand ball. Not sure what kinda pix you get when you google that. Pretty sure I'm not looking.

[ForeverAutumn]

Just be glad that Rich isn't into hand ball. Not sure what kinda pix you get when you google that. Pretty sure I'm not looking.

I'm not going to try that one on my office computer. No sirree.

[GMichael]

True story. A girl in our Sales team wanted to buy something on-line from Dick's Sporting Goods. So she put in www(dot)dicks(dot)com. Talk about POP-UPs! She couldn't delete all the sites that were coming up on her screen fast enough. Her face turned every color of the rainbow.

[kexodusc]

Favorite words...hmmm...

Didactic
Melacatoon
Goom

oh, and "indeed"...WTF?
Want to seem like an anal retentive a$$hole? Start using that word in every 5th paragraph.

[bobsticks]

Want to seem like an anal retentive a$$hole? Start using that word in every 5th paragraph.

Indeed...

[kexodusc]

Indeed...
Bah-dum-bum :7:

[GMichael]

I never thought of Teal'c as an anal retentive a$$hole. Spock maybe, but not Teal'c.

[Auricauricle]

"Anal retentive asphole"??

Isn't there supin' strange wid dis supression?

[Sugar Beats]

Perhaps...

[bobsticks]

Perhaps...

Indeed...

[Rich-n-Texas]

Indeed...
Huh? :confused:

[bobsticks]

Huh? :confused:

Precisely...

[Sugar Beats]

Explicitly...

or

Scrupulously...

[kexodusc]

Explicitly...

or

Scrupulously...
I prefer explicit to scrupulous...
:ihih:

[Sugar Beats]

I prefer explicit to scrupulous...
:ihih:

Good choice.

[Rich-n-Texas]

(thumbs furiously though Websters New World dictionary)

:incazzato:

[bobsticks]

While you're looking, check "sesquipedalian".

[Rich-n-Texas]

1 : having many syllables : long (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/long) <sesquipedalian terms>

2 : given to or characterized by the use of long words

Yup, that's you sticks :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

Pedantic onanist.

[Luvin Da Blues]

flocculation

[Auricauricle]

Somethin' naughty with sheep?

[Luvin Da Blues]

Somethin' naughty with sheep?


Hahaha. I was hoping Rich would look it up.

Flocculation is a process where a solute comes out of solution in the form of floc or flakes.

[Luvin Da Blues]

..onanist.

Had to look that one up, learn sumptin new everyday. :lol:

[Auricauricle]

Ah. How 'bout...pococurante?

Have you met my friend, Onan the Librarian?

[Luvin Da Blues]

Ah. How 'bout...pococurante?

Have you met my friend, Onan the Librarian?

Oh! Whatever.

Edit: Hey, not fair, you can't edit posts when someone is replying.

[Auricauricle]

Sorry!
Baby.

[bobsticks]

Yup, that's you sticks :yesnod:

Not me...the mang

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[nightflier]

Focher, I mean... Auric is a nurse?

More fun, or at least interesting, words that can make even a nurse sound smart:

colposinquanonia
viraginity
pyknic
digamy
estrapade
pogonotomy
callipygean
apodyopsis
farctate

[Rich-n-Texas]

Focher, I mean... Auric is a nurse?

More fun, or at least interesting, words that can make even a nurse sound smart:

colposinquanonia
viraginity
pyknic
digamy
estrapade
pogonotomy
callipygean
apodyopsis
farctate
Are you calling me a viragin flyboy??? :mad5:

Wait a minute. Something doesn't sound right there. :frown2:

[bobsticks]

They say you can get it back.

[nightflier]

Tex, I would consider it much more ironic and comical if you did suffer from a severe case of viraginity, then if you were actually a virgin.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Tex, I would consider it much more ironic and comical if you did suffer from a severe case of viraginity, then if you were actually a virgin.
Sounds like I now need to plug that word into Webster's New World dictionary. :sosp:
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Viraginity: A Viagra induced erection that lasts longer than four hours.

:yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

[Rich-n-Texas]

They say you can get it back.
I'm on the ten year plan, so... not yet. :nono:

[GMichael]

Sounds like I now need to plug that word into Webster's New World dictionary. :sosp:
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Viraginity: A Viagra induced erection that lasts longer than four hours.

:yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

What do they call it if no Viagra was used?:cornut:

[Luvin Da Blues]

What do they call it if no Viagra was used?:cornut:

A teenager?

[Rich-n-Texas]

My teen years, I remember them well. :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

"More fun, or at least interesting, words that can make even a nurse sound smart"

Even a nurse? Sir, I beg you mind your tongue!

[Luvin Da Blues]

beta vulgaris

[Worf101]

A couple of faves...

"Squallor" - I love this word. I had a hippie girlfriend once who's kids I described as "joyfully living in squallor", she was appalled.

"Hypberbolicsylabicsesquedlamistic" - Don't ask me ask Issac Hayes what the hell it means.

Da Worfster

[Sugar Beats]

adolescence

[Luvin Da Blues]

adolescence

Is that a comment on our behavior here? :prrr:

[Auricauricle]

The airline for the savvy Irishman: Cunning Lingus

[Sugar Beats]

Is that a comment on our behavior here? :prrr:


Perhaps...

Potentially...

Prevailing...


:smilewinkgrin:

[Auricauricle]

Positively, protractedly, prostratingly, posthumously, poof.

[Luvin Da Blues]

Procreate

[GMichael]

bestoos

[Rich-n-Texas]

Procreate
Don't frickin' look at me when you say that bonehead!!! :incazzato:

[Auricauricle]

The police show up when the smoke has cleared: "Cop, you LATE".

[GMichael]

Don't frickin' look at me when you say that bonehead!!! :incazzato:

He's a Mimbari?

[Auricauricle]

Mimbari? Er....Okay....

[Rich-n-Texas]

STOP THIS...

Nonsense!

[nightflier]

The airline for the savvy Irishman: Cunning Lingus

...so probably not Gaelic?

[Luvin Da Blues]

Don't frickin' look at me when you say that bonehead!!! :incazzato:

Doncha worry there my friend, you are the last one I would be lookin' at.

But don't fret, I'm sure there's somebody that could take care of your 4 hour+ problem.

[Auricauricle]

...so probably not Gaelic?

Nae, not completely....Why? I was just jus' makin' an observation. I'm a mutt, BTW.

[nightflier]

Try saying the word Gaelic outloud a few times....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Try saying the word Gaelic outloud a few times....
Do I get a free goldfish if I do?

:rolleyes:




:biggrin5:

[Ajani]

Copremesis

[thekid]

Some random thoughts....

Some of my favorite words-

Supercilious it describes you if you know its meaning.........
onomatopoeia there has not been a lot of buzz lately about this word but I like it anyway.......

A quick story about words......

Two aspiring poets were discussing poetry with Robert Frost (it may have been e.e. cummings) and he asked them why they wanted to be poets. The first one said "I love words" the second one said "I have something to say". Frost (or cummings) turned to the first one and said "You will be the poet".

Lastly and totally unrelated to the topic........

Disc golf was mentioned awhile back and I am proud to say the disc golf course on campus is where I misspent alot of my youth. I still have a lot of my old discs and bring them out at least once a year to play in the Va State Frisbee Tournament.

A great sport and a great way to spend some time outside with friends........All AR disc golfers are cordially invited to come on down to F-Burg Va April 18-20th and joins us at Pratt Park to catch some rays and throw some ZZZZZZZZZZ's

[bobsticks]

Supercilious it describes you if you know its meaning.........

Hey, I represent that.


onomatopoeia there has not been a lot of buzz lately about this word but I like it anyway.......

Dude!!, I love that word...not so much in a passive, etymological way but in that very active, "slam","crash","buzz" kinda way.

[Auricauricle]

nightflier: You got me! Oof!

AJ: As a rejoiner: coprolalia, coprogogue...

How 'bout: Tintinnabulation?

[nightflier]

Maybe it might be good if from this point on, we include definitions. Auric, I had to look each one up, and then my browser crashed (that's what I get for doing this on my Windows computer at work - I should have been working....).

[Ajani]

Maybe it might be good if from this point on, we include definitions. Auric, I had to look each one up, and then my browser crashed (that's what I get for doing this on my Windows computer at work - I should have been working....).

As you wish:

Copremesis - the vomiting of fecal matter.

[Auricauricle]

Man! I made a computer crash! Think I oughta buy a cape? Rent a phone booth? Get some x-ray glasses....

[nightflier]

Ajani, I didn't need to read that one twice. Actually, I think it was on that word that my computer crashed....

Anyhow, SB asked for fun words, and I can't see how that... oh, I don't even want to go there.

[thekid]

Hey, I represent that.



Dude!!, I love that word...not so much in a passive, etymological way but in that very active, "slam","crash","buzz" kinda way.


Sticks

If you really like the word onomatopoeia check out the Todd Rungren song titled "onomatopoeia". I think it is on the "Hermit of Mink Hollow" album

[Rich-n-Texas]

HEY! Put down the keyboards and go watch the Grammy's. It's your duty! :incazzato:

[ForeverAutumn]

As you wish:

Copremesis - the vomiting of fecal matter.

I just HAVE to ask. How does one get to the point of vomiting fecal matter? I mean, does it happen often enough to justify that it needs it's own word? Is this a legitimate medical condition or just a fetish? :shocked:

[GMichael]

I just HAVE to ask. How does one get to the point of vomiting fecal matter? I mean, does it happen often enough to justify that it needs it's own word? Is this a legitimate medical condition or just a fetish? :shocked:
Imagine the breath this person would have.

Would you like a tic tac? No really. Take the whole package. Stand over there. I'll throw it to you.:shocked:

[Ajani]

I just HAVE to ask. How does one get to the point of vomiting fecal matter? I mean, does it happen often enough to justify that it needs it's own word? Is this a legitimate medical condition or just a fetish? :shocked:

Definitely not a fetish... It's a really messed up medical condition... Just consider how embarrassed some people feel over a nose bleed... now imagine coughing up...ummm... yeah... :shocked:

[Auricauricle]

Oh, AJ, you did not need to go there! Coffee anyone?

[Rich-n-Texas]

I think I'm ready to pour the rest of my coffee down the drain. Thanks Auri. :incazzato:

[ForeverAutumn]

Imagine the breath this person would have.

Would you like a tic tac? No really. Take the whole package. Stand over there. I'll throw it to you.:shocked:

Speaking of coffee, there's a good amount of it now spewed on my monitor. LMAO!

[Auricauricle]

No problemo, Rich. How 'bout a Baby Ruth bar, instead?

[Rich-n-Texas]

No thanks. I'm watching my figure. :nonod:

[Auricauricle]

It's wafer thin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

[ForeverAutumn]

It's wafer thin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

Classic. We were actually mocking that scene after dinner with some friends on Saturday night. :lol:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Had to stop the video. Couldn't stomach any more of it. :vomit:

[Ajani]

Had to stop the video. Couldn't stomach any more of it. :vomit:

Ummm??? why does your vomit look like... :shocked: :yikes: :shocked:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Words

Someone and someone
were down by the pond
Looking for something
to plant in the lawn.
Out in the fields they
were turning the soil
I'm sitting here hoping
this water will boil
When I look through the windows
and out on the road
They're bringing me presents
and saying hello.
Singing words, words
between the lines of age.
Words, words
between the lines of age.
If I was a junkman
selling you cars,
Washing your windows
and shining your stars,
Thinking your mind
was my own in a dream
What would you wonder
and how would it seem?
Living in castles
a bit at a time
The King started laughing
and talking in rhyme.
Singing words, words
between the lines of age.
Words, words
between the lines of age.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ummm??? why does your vomit look like... :shocked: :yikes: :shocked:
Cause I let Cartman talk me into drinking Shiner over the weekend. Looks like monkey piss don't it?

[Ajani]

Cause I let Cartman talk me into drinking Shiner over the weekend. Looks like monkey piss don't it?

If monkey pee looks like brown sausages, then I suppose so... :ciappa:

[Sugar Beats]

What the hell are you guys talkin' about?!!

Talk about getting off topic.

Jeez & gross to boot!

I have a word for you....

Disgusting

[Ajani]

We're discussing poetry... what did you think we were talking about?

[Sugar Beats]

Gee Ajani, I don't know. But I got some new words for ya!

Nausea, aversion, dislike, repugnance, abhorrence, distasteful, revolting...

How bout' those...

[GMichael]

Vogon poetry?

[Rich-n-Texas]

:eek6:

I think her "little friend" hasn't left town yet. :sosp:

[GMichael]

Very good Rich. You do listen. Just not to women.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I already caught hell for it GM... I think I'm in the dog house right now.

:cryin:

[Sugar Beats]

I already caught hell for it GM... I think I'm in the dog house right now.

:cryin:


Hey Richie, just realize that GM is not the authority on all things "women!" That would do you good to remember as well....:D

[Rich-n-Texas]

So THAT's why I'm in the condition I'm in. :incazzato: <== GM!

[GMichael]

Hey Richie, just realize that GM is not the authority on all things "women!" That would do you good to remember as well....:D

There is no such thing as an "authority on all things women." What works on one doesn't work on the next. But listening helps. Even when what they say is total crap, you still better remember what she said.

[Auricauricle]

Here ya go, Rich....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE

[GMichael]

So THAT's why I'm in the condition I'm in. :incazzato: <== GM!
Yeah, I'm responsible for all those years before you met me.:rolleyes5:

[Auricauricle]

Glad to pick up the slack afterwards, Maestro!

[Sugar Beats]

There is no such thing as an "authority on all things women." What works on one doesn't work on the next. But listening helps. Even when what they say is total crap, you still better remember what she said.



"Say, sorry hon, what was that, that I just said? Could you remind me?"

[Rich-n-Texas]

You have pretty text. :o

[GMichael]

"Say, sorry hon, what was that, that I just said? Could you remind me?"

You said, sorry.:lol:

[Sugar Beats]

You said, sorry.:lol:


Very Cute GM! Smartass!

[nightflier]

Some more funny words (I actually looked these up for ya'll):

Meatus - a natural body opening or canal
Hirsute - hairy or fuzzy
Turophile - someone who really fancies cheese
Prestigiator - a juggler
Ort - a morsel left after a meal
Boogle - name given to a group or pack of weasels
Masticate - to chew well
Cankle - the lack of articulation between some individual's calves and ankles

And here's one that's not even a word, but it's still funny:

Assmosis - process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss

[Auricauricle]

"Assmosis"....Classic.

Opthorectitis: A sh.....y outlook on life.

[GMichael]

hyperbola
Rumpelstiltskin
necromancing

[Auricauricle]

Necromancing....Is that what you ghouls call it these days?

[nightflier]

Here's some more fun words from the infamous Lecher's Dictionary:

vicarphilia - sexual attraction for people who lead exciting lives
osculate - to kiss
uxoriosis - submissiveness to one's wife
tababido - smokers libido
heterovalent - sexually potent
erotomonomania - a man's belief that women are sexually attracted to him

[Luvin Da Blues]

Here's some more fun words from the infamous Lecher's Dictionary:
uxoriosis - submissiveness to one's wife


Not recommended,
















unless her husband is outta town...

[Auricauricle]

uluate: to howl
ejaculate: to exclaim
flatus: gas in the intestines
flump: to fall in a heap
coprolite: fossilized sh**t

[Sugar Beats]

Here's some more fun words from the infamous Lecher's Dictionary:

vicarphilia - sexual attraction for people who lead exciting lives
osculate - to kiss
uxoriosis - submissiveness to one's wife
tababido - smokers libido
heterovalent - sexually potent
erotomonomania - a man's belief that women are sexually attracted to him


Hey Flier,
Are these legit? Very interesting list. Thanks for contributing!

[Rich-n-Texas]

GOOFY (not you SB)

Yeah, I like that word. Thanks sticks.

[bobsticks]

GOOFY (not you SB)

Yeah, I like that word. Thanks sticks.

Simple but effective, my friend.

Simplicity oft reduces the torpor-inducing verbosity of my missives...

[Rich-n-Texas]

Simple but effective, my friend.

Simplicity oft reduces the torpor-inducing verbosity of my missives...
Isn't that whole sentence an oxymoron? :crazy:

[nightflier]

Hey Flier,
Are these legit? Very interesting list. Thanks for contributing!

Well they're all out of the Lecher's Dictionary, but I don't know if they are actually real words. Tababido sounds a little fishy, although I do know that there is a recognized psychological condition that some people have where they get turned on by smoke from cigarettes and cigars, although that is related to a significant past experience and a bunch of Freudian mumbo jumbo, that we should probably leave out of this discussion.

P.S. My original list was a little longer, but it became a bit too prurient for these parts, and I pared it down somewhat to remain polite. Suffice it to say that the Lecher's Dictionary is perhaps the final authority on sexual terminology.

[nightflier]

Another fun word, that's not really a word: oximoronic. Used in a sentence: "Sticks' comment was doubly oxomoronic".

[Rich-n-Texas]

But I did use the word oxymoron in the sentence right, right?

Don't want anyone to think I'm a moron, ya know.

[nightflier]

Tex, I'm pretty certain that most people here know you're not a moron. At least I know you aren't...

...even though you live down the street from you-know-who and that's the kind of dumb-stink that spreads like an overdunged prairie fire in late September.

[Auricauricle]

Well they're all out of the Lecher's Dictionary, but I don't know if they are actually real words. Tababido sounds a little fishy, although I do know that there is a recognized psychological condition that some people have where they get turned on by smoke from cigarettes and cigars, although that is related to a significant past experience and a bunch of Freudian mumbo jumbo, that we should probably leave out of this discussion

...Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, y'know...Yeah...let's leave this bidness to another thread!

[nightflier]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, y'know...

Auric, I get the feeling you don't mind lighting a doobie whilst sitting on top of a powder keg...

[Auricauricle]

Well, it is a blast....

Er (excuse me), as an upstanding citizen and a model member of the medical community (ahem), I do not advocate such behavior (cough!).

[Rich-n-Texas]

THE DUDE!!!

Who said doobie? Don't tell GM. He always bogarts...

[Auricauricle]

nf: You remin' me of the kinda guy aroun' these parts who usta put bobcats in suitcases and set 'em by the side o' the road, just t' see what'd happen....

Rich: Don' worry....there's enough fer everybody....Got any do-nuts, BTW?

[GMichael]

I'll bring the beer, dips, & chips!

LET'S PARTY!!!!

[Luvin Da Blues]

I'll bring the beer, dips, & chips!

LET'S PARTY!!!!

Doritos I hope? :yesnod:

[GMichael]

Yep. The hot ones too.

[Luvin Da Blues]

I do like pickled hot peppers with Doritos. :cornut:

[GMichael]

And cheese. Don't forget the cheese.
And beer.

[nightflier]

Bobcats in suitcases. Good one.

[Ajani]

And cheese. Don't forget the cheese.
And beer.

Sounds like someone's gonna need a bottle of Pepto Bismol after that party...

[GMichael]

If not, then it wasn't really much of a party now was it?

[Auricauricle]

Kinda reminds me of a friend who invited me to a sit-down-and-psyche-out contest fer eatin' halopenos...He put a bowlful between us and a pitcher of beer beside the bowl. We tried to eat as many as possible without flinchin' or sweatin'. The beer was the drink for the loser who caved. I won't tell you who won or lost, but we both howled to the moon the next mornin' when those chilis exited from the opposite end....

[Luvin Da Blues]

Kinda reminds me of a friend who invited me to a sit-down-and-psyche-out contest fer eatin' halopenos...He put a bowlful between us and a pitcher of beer beside the bowl. We tried to eat as many as possible without flinchin' or sweatin'. The beer was the drink for the loser who caved. I won't tell you who won or lost, but we both howled to the moon the next mornin' when those chilis exited from the opposite end....

You need to try some REAL peppers like habeneros(AKA Scotch Bonnets).

[GMichael]

Kinda reminds me of a friend who invited me to a sit-down-and-psyche-out contest fer eatin' halopenos...He put a bowlful between us and a pitcher of beer beside the bowl. We tried to eat as many as possible without flinchin' or sweatin'. The beer was the drink for the loser who caved. I won't tell you who won or lost, but we both howled to the moon the next mornin' when those chilis exited from the opposite end....

(Mike enters contest, bites one pepper, anounces that he lost, drinks beer) :3:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Some time ago I made salsa with Habeneros. I used 5 for about a quart of salsa, and let me tell you, with the first taste test from some people I gave it to, all faces immediately turned red. Literally. It was just hilarious. One of these days I'll have to try again. A co-worker grows them so I get them really fresh.

LDB, the Habeneros I get are orange but the Scotch Bonnets I've seen in the past are red and I think some are green. Different shape too. I know one thing, those bonnets are VERY hot! :yikes:

[Ajani]

Some time ago I made salsa with Habeneros. I used 5 for about a quart of salsa, and let me tell you, with the first taste test from some people I gave it to, all faces immediately turned red. Literally. It was just hilarious. One of these days I'll have to try again. A co-worker grows them so I get them really fresh.

LDB, the Habeneros I get are orange but the Scotch Bonnets I've seen in the past are red and I think some are green. Different shape too. I know one thing, those bonnets are VERY hot! :yikes:

From Wiki:


The Scotch bonnet is often compared to the habanero since they are two varieties of the same species but have different pod types. Both the Scotch bonnet and the habanero have the characteristic thin, waxy flesh. They have a similar heat level and flavor. Although both varieties average around the same level of heat, the actual degree of "heat" varies greatly with genetics, growing methods, climate, and plant stress.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero

I'm used to Scotch Bonnet.. it's very popular in Jamaica... But up until this discussion I never knew it was related to Habanero...

[Luvin Da Blues]

Some time ago I made salsa with Habeneros. I used 5 for about a quart of salsa, and let me tell you, with the first taste test from some people I gave it to, all faces immediately turned red. Literally. It was just hilarious. One of these days I'll have to try again. A co-worker grows them so I get them really fresh.

LDB, the Habeneros I get are orange but the Scotch Bonnets I've seen in the past are red and I think some are green. Different shape too. I know one thing, those bonnets are VERY hot! :yikes:

I knew you were a "Hot Head" and would be by soon Rich. The color & temp. is dependent on when there are picked and how ripe they are when served. I grew a batch a couple years back. Problem here in Canada is that vendors don't know Diddly 'bout peppers and, I think, guess at the type most times.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I love hot, spicy foods L. I had an order of 15 Buffalo wings for lunch a couple of hours ago at a place called Pluckers. I ordered them "wet" with extra "buffalo hot" sause on the side. Too bad my boss was with me else I'd been puttin' down some frosted mugs 'o BEER! :yesnod:

I can get habeneros year-round down here.

[Auricauricle]

My grandad was a "hothead", and I developed a pretty misguided sense of my ability to handle a chili pepper. Another friend (I do have 'em, y'know) invited me to a bash where she turned me onto her Firehouse Five-Alarm Chili...I'm still feelin' that one, whew!

[nightflier]

Kinda reminds me of a friend who invited me to a sit-down-and-psyche-out contest fer eatin' halopenos...He put a bowlful between us and a pitcher of beer beside the bowl. We tried to eat as many as possible without flinchin' or sweatin'. The beer was the drink for the loser who caved. I won't tell you who won or lost, but we both howled to the moon the next mornin' when those chilis exited from the opposite end....

...whatever goes in hot is going to come out hot. And no amount of alcohol is going to ease the pain in the morning.

As for the habaneros, try rubbing your eye after cutting up a pair. Made that mistake only once.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Uhhh... flyboy, try taking a piss (pardon my french) after cutting up jus one! :yikes:

[nightflier]

Uhhh... flyboy, try taking a piss (pardon my french) after cutting up jus one! :yikes:

I wouldn't chance to even hold my _______ after handling a jabanero.

[Sugar Beats]

I wouldn't chance to even hold my _______ after handling a jabanero.


Ah, Guys? What the heck did you do to my thread?!

[ForeverAutumn]

Ah, Guys? What the heck did you do to my thread?!

Trust me Sugar...I speak from experience...the faster you get used to this behavour, the better off you'll be. It's best to just go with the flow.





...Even if the flow is making Rich's eyes water. LOL!

[GMichael]

Trust me Sugar...I speak from experience...the faster you get used to this behavour, the better off you'll be. It's best to just go with the flow.





...Even if the flow is making Rich's eyes water. LOL!

You make us sound like a bunch of juvenile....
Well, we aren't as ..........
Uhm....
Skip it!

[Auricauricle]

Huh! She said, "Go with the flow"! Huh huh....

[nightflier]

Sorry SB, what was this thread about again?

[Sugar Beats]

Ah, shucks! Forget it! (as I stomp off)....

Leave it go a bunch of "guys" to turn a thread about "the power of words" into a discussion of, well, I don't care to repeat all that's been said (as of late).

Thanks FA for the advice. Taken.

[nightflier]

OK, so back to Habaneros?

[Luvin Da Blues]

...whatever goes in hot is going to come out hot. And no amount of alcohol is going to ease the pain in the morning.

As for the habaneros, try rubbing your eye after cutting up a pair. Made that mistake only once.


Made that mistake with a girlfriend once........................and only once..................................and it wasn't her eyes.:yikes:

[Luvin Da Blues]

BTW, I have a few good recipes for homemade Hot Sauce if anyone is interested.

[GMichael]

Made that mistake with a girlfriend once........................and only once..................................and it wasn't her eyes.:yikes:

You mean, "HOT girlfriend" then, or maybe, "ex-girlfriend"?:eek6:

[GMichael]

BTW, I have a few good recipes for homemade Hot Sauce if anyone is interested.

What's that fishy taste?

[Auricauricle]

I mean, really!

[Luvin Da Blues]

What's that fishy taste?


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