Finch Platte
12-19-2008, 10:07 AM
Yes.
One.
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Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad
Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la
Crush your balls with a sleigh
Jingle bells in your face
(Chorus)
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Focking sh!t up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
escape from this very merry medley is futile
Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what I hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum
Maybe two.
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Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
And I wanted me a new guitar
with EMGs and a whammy bar
I don't know why thats so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass because
(Chorus)
Santa's a b@stard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an @sshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
with a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
but Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year
a new liver and a truck of beer
I've been so nice and real patient too
but Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
(Chorus)
Santa brought a lot of socks
You're welcome.
fp
One.
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Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad
Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la
Crush your balls with a sleigh
Jingle bells in your face
(Chorus)
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Focking sh!t up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
escape from this very merry medley is futile
Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what I hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum
Maybe two.
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Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
And I wanted me a new guitar
with EMGs and a whammy bar
I don't know why thats so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass because
(Chorus)
Santa's a b@stard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an @sshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
with a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
but Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year
a new liver and a truck of beer
I've been so nice and real patient too
but Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
(Chorus)
Santa brought a lot of socks
You're welcome.
fp