It ain't the meat, it's the motion

[Davey]

Yeah, sure. So I was just thinking that it's been a real long time since we had one of those popular penis threads....like how many schlong songs can <i>you</i> think of? I'll get it started with a couple obvious choices.....

King Missile - Detachable Penis
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling

And then there's that cool Little Feat ditty on Time Loves a Hero called Rocket In My Pocket....
<i>Don't understand that girl, I can't explain
She got one foot on the platform, the other on the train
I got a rocket in my pocket, yeah I said rocket
Finger in the socket
</i>

Or how bout that Monster song on Fred Schneider's solo album. Shoulda been done on a B-52's album.
<i>There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance...</i>

This post is even beneath my low standards :)

[paper warrior]

That song is so gay.

[Mr MidFi]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

How about "Pink Thing" by XTC?

[jasn]

Woke up with Wood by ZZTop

When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard

[Slosh]

my baby fits me like a flesh-tuxedo
I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo

name that tune :rolleyes:

[-Jar-]

for the punkers, esp. those that own the LET THEM EAT JELLYBEANS comp..

"Slave to my D!ck" by the Subhumans (Cananda)

[tentoze]

This post is even beneath my low standards :)
...and descending rapidly...........but I'll toss these on before it sinks out of reach: two classics from that Prince of Love Ballads, Mojo Nixon- Louisiana Liplock, and Tie My Pecker To My Leg.

:D

[Snowbunny]

My Ding-a-ling! My Ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!Was that really sung by Chuck Berry?

And how about, I Wish I Was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

[Dusty Chalk]

Name that tune - "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap

Another one:

"Sportin' a Woody" by ...Dangerous Toys? Never heard of 'em, other than that song...

And no, "I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Weiner" is about being a hot dog.

[paper warrior]

[QUOTE=Mr MidFi]Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Exactly but wasn't it on the Alan Havey Show on the old Comedy Channel that Fred Schneider explained that " There's a Monster In My Pants" dealt with repressed childhood memories of the Warner Brothers cartoon characters on his boxer shorts?

[Davey]

And what about that Aerosmith song....
<i>My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch....</i>

Or how about <b>Peter</b> Gabriel. You know, that Sledgehammer song. What was <i>that</i> all about?
<i>I want to be your sledgehammer
why don't you call my name
oh let me be your sledgehammer
this will be my testimony
show me round your fruitcage
'cos I will be your honey bee
open up your fruitcage
where the fruit is as sweet as can be</i>

[Dusty Chalk]

Yeah, I always thought "Sledgehammer" was about sex. More:

you could have a steam train
if you'd just lay down your tracks
you could have an aeroplane flying
if you bring your blue sky back
...
you could have a big dipper
going up and down, all around the bends
you could have a bumper car, bumping
this amusement never ends

[hifitommy]

has that very song-it aint the meat its the motion.