Mirror Mirror

[ForeverAutumn]

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Then Brad Pitt walked up and said with a smile 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the sexiest man alive'.

Then Angelina lifted her sad, beautiful face and said…



'Who the hell is ForeverAutumn?'



(didn't see that coming did you? :))

[Rich-n-Texas]

No but now I know. :kissme:

[bobsticks]

I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf

[L.J.]

'Who the hell is ForeverAutumn?'




:shocked:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Where did we lose you L.J.? :confused:

[L.J.]

I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf

Don't stop there....I got the beat going in my head.

La di da di, we likes to party........:3:

[Auricauricle]

The Mad Queen gazed into the eyes of her hyaline friend
And said, “Who is most fair, for whom will the stars descend?”
The glass-eyed muse pondered a moment and did reply
“Surely it is you,” he intoned with a shrug and a sigh.
And as the woman went forth, bedecked in her gaudy, old jewels and clothes
She noted not the weevil that found purchase on the tip of her nose.
And as she was greeted with smiles and curtsies and bows
She knew naught of the insect dozing between her eyebrows!

[GMichael]

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Then Brad Pitt walked up and said with a smile 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the sexiest man alive'.

Then Angelina lifted her sad, beautiful face and said…



'Who the hell is ForeverAutumn?'



(didn't see that coming did you? :))

See? I told you!
Why don't women ever believe what I tell them?

[Rich-n-Texas]

I believed you GM.

Hope that helped.

[ForeverAutumn]

See? I told you!
Why don't women ever believe what I tell them?

I believed you GM.

Hope that helped.

Does that make you a woman? :shocked:

[Auricauricle]

God, all these good men gettin' all supportive and consoling....SNAP OUT OF IT!!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Does that make you a woman? :shocked:

No but now I know. :kissme:
Well? :ihih:

[GMichael]

God, all these good men gettin' all supportive and consoling....SNAP OUT OF IT!!

If you had ever seen her you'd understand.

[Auricauricle]

Ummmmmmmmm... There, there, it'll be all right. Can I make you some tea? Ummmmm....

[Rich-n-Texas]

:yikes:

FA is one hot tamale!

[ForeverAutumn]

:yikes:

FA is one hot tamale!

Would one of you neanderthals please help Rich get laid already?!

[ForeverAutumn]

If you had ever seen her you'd understand.

She'd be cute with another 10 pounds on her. That girl is way too skinny.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Would of you neanderthals please help Rich get laid already?!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, you heard her you freakin' neanderthals! :rolleyes:

[GMichael]

She'd be cute with another 10 pounds on her. That girl is way too skinny.

It's an older picture.

[GMichael]

Would of you neanderthals please help Rich get laid already?!
We don't have the required equipment.

[Rich-n-Texas]

It's an older picture.
When she was 17?

Did you know women don't reach their sexual prime until their mid-30's?

I'm just sayin'

[GMichael]

Here she is now.

[Auricauricle]

Speak for your own tool box, GM! (Damn, where'd my socket wrench set get to?!)

[Rich-n-Texas]

GM's on a roll!!! Keep 'em comin' bud! :thumbsup:

[GMichael]

GM's on a roll!!! Keep 'em comin' bud! :thumbsup:

Without her makeup.

[Auricauricle]

Nice lips! Gotta do something with the hair, though....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Yeah. Thanks a lot GM. :incazzato:

[L.J.]

She'd be cute with another 10 pounds on her. That girl is way too skinny.

That's what I've been saying. GM likes them skinny girls :ciappa:

[GMichael]

That's what I've been saying. GM likes them skinny girls :ciappa:

I like all girls. But if you look for pictures on the net, skinny is what there is.

[Rich-n-Texas]

What search terms do you use GM?

[GMichael]

Today I used:

"hot readheads"
"heavy redheads"
"old redheads"

In that order.

For the pictures of Kim on Worf's thread, I just used her name.

[Auricauricle]

That's why I have so much trouble finding cave chicks!! (Be right there, Honeybun! Oh, crap.)

[bobsticks]

Okay, I was down contestant Number One...and contestant Number Two needs to know...but what's up Steve Howe in a red wig?

[bobsticks]

Don't stop there....I got the beat going in my head.

La di da di, we likes to party........:3:

I'm thinkin' it's a strong bet that you and I are the only two on this board that roll like that. I considered posting that in the "Hey Yo" thread...then reconsidered....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Rock on brother!

[Auricauricle]

Awright, everybody! Take a walk, go outside, put the bong down and get some fresh air! There's the door. Don't let it hit you where the dog shoulda bit you!