To all ye "Sniveling Starfleet" Pukes!!!

[Worf101]

In recent days I've taken a fair amount of abuse, insults, and badnage at the hands of several here because I, Da Worfster, son of the House of Bass, has had the termerity to show a "softer side" of my character. In response to these delusional insults I must explain a few things.

1. Much as I love to do it, one cain't "kick arse" all day every day. "Pimp slappin" you punks is hard on da knuckles and rough on the shoe leather and recent budget cuts in the Fleet have made glove and shoe replacements few and far between.

2. Fun as it is Crushing Cardassians, Vulching Vulcans, Raping Romulans and Stompin' Starfleet is hard work. Even I get tired. And as F.A. so beautifully pointed out, we all need to "put the glass down" so we can pick up our pillaging, plundering and pulverizing with renewed vigor.!!

3. I'ts Springtime on Quonos and therefore our thoughts turn to those of (dare I say it) Love... I've thus far found only one female on this planet worthy of a warrior such as I. This woman who governs the wilderness of Alaska shows "promise". She's broad of hip, slays beasts and devours the flesh raw, fishes, fights and paints her face blood red!!!! Truly a worthy mate!!!!!

4. To facilitate the "mating" nature does a flip flop of our emotions for one week a year. Much like the Vulcans who, once every four or five years, "grow a pair" and fight and fornicate (see "Amok Time") we Klingons slow down, get weepy, spout poetry and watch "Titanic" for a week.

5. This period is almost over. On Tuesday (we have Monday of for St. Kayless Day) my period of melancholy will be over. On that day, G'man, Tex, Smokey, JSE and others who shall remain nameless (for now) shall face the full fury and wrath of the Klingon Empire. Battle shall be joined, Blood will be spilled, heads taken and the blood wine will flow....

So let it be written in the book of Kayless..... so let it be done!!!!!

Da "Where DID I Put that Bhatleff?" Worfster

[kexodusc]

The price of moonshine really has tracked the DOW the last few months, hasn't it? :ciappa:

[Worf101]

The price of moonshine really has tracked the DOW the last few months, hasn't it? :ciappa:
ADD HIS NAME TO "THE LIST OF WOE"!!!!!

Da "I have a little list" Worfster

[ForeverAutumn]

And as F.A. so beautifully pointed out, we all need to "put the glass down" so we can pick up our pillaging, plundering and pulverizing with renewed vigor.!!

Um, ...that wasn't really what I meant. :nonod:

[Rich-n-Texas]

:Yawn:

Bring it!!!

[JSE]

:Yawn:

Bring it!!!

Oh lordy....................:19: :out:


I got dibs on the Firebird! :D

[Feanor]

...

3. I'ts Springtime on Quonos and therefore our thoughts turn to those of (dare I say it) Love... I've thus far found only one female on this planet worthy of a warrior such as I. This woman who governs the wilderness of Alaska shows "promise". She's broad of hip, slays beasts and devours the flesh raw, fishes, fights and paints her face blood red!!!! Truly a worthy mate!!!!!

...

Do the needful things. Contrive the demise of her husband; contrive the demise of your wife (if you got one(?)), and get her the hell out of the Presidential race. :cornut:

[bobsticks]

Do the needful things. Contrive the demise of her husband; contrive the demise of your wife (if you got one(?)), and get her the hell out of the Presidential race. :cornut:

Well, Feanor already covered my most immediate concern but...why were you felching Vulcans?

[Auricauricle]

Har!!! Avast ye heathenish Klingon scourge....For I have me secret weapon!! Har!! And ye shall know fear!! Arrrgh!!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ooooooooohhh!!! A right cross to the chin!:crazy:

[Smokey]

Oh lordy....................:19: :out:



Apparently Tex don't remember Worf's signature from Pulp Fiction..

http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/rain/1308_animado.gif

[RoadRunner6]

Hai, Ryokai !

LL6

(Star Trek: The Next Generation carried forward the Klingon militaristic traits but modeled a Klingon warrior code based loosely on Bushido, a feudal-military Japanese code of behavior valuing honor above life. Bushidō (武士道) meaning "Way of the Warrior", is a Japanese code of conduct and a way of the samurai life.)

[Rich-n-Texas]

That warrior kinda looks like Worf don't he?

Lose the funky lookin' hat dude.

[Auricauricle]

Yeah; this is the twentieth....twenty first century, y'know....Get with the program, Pops!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Hey! That's the guy who works on my car. Leave um alone!

[Auricauricle]

I dunno about that, Rich...If it looks like Bushido, smells like Bushido and tastes like Bushido....

[RoadRunner6]

Get with the program, Pops!

Oh, wise guy!

[Rich-n-Texas]

I dunno about that, Rich...If it looks like Bushido, smells like Bushido and tastes like Bushido....
Is a Bushido anything like a Burito? If so, don't let JSE have any! :yikes:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh, wise guy!
Let's leave Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz outta this okay? This is a fun thread. Worf has a crush on Kim Cardassian and I want to see how it plays out. :shocked:

[Auricauricle]

Ya-a-a-a-a! (Doonk!) Voyeur!

[GMichael]

In recent days I've taken a fair amount of abuse, insults, and badnage at the hands of several here because I, Da Worfster, son of the House of Bass, has had the termerity to show a "softer side" of my character. In response to these delusional insults I must explain a few things.

1. Much as I love to do it, one cain't "kick arse" all day every day. "Pimp slappin" you punks is hard on da knuckles and rough on the shoe leather and recent budget cuts in the Fleet have made glove and shoe replacements few and far between.

2. Fun as it is Crushing Cardassians, Vulching Vulcans, Raping Romulans and Stompin' Starfleet is hard work. Even I get tired. And as F.A. so beautifully pointed out, we all need to "put the glass down" so we can pick up our pillaging, plundering and pulverizing with renewed vigor.!!

3. I'ts Springtime on Quonos and therefore our thoughts turn to those of (dare I say it) Love... I've thus far found only one female on this planet worthy of a warrior such as I. This woman who governs the wilderness of Alaska shows "promise". She's broad of hip, slays beasts and devours the flesh raw, fishes, fights and paints her face blood red!!!! Truly a worthy mate!!!!!

4. To facilitate the "mating" nature does a flip flop of our emotions for one week a year. Much like the Vulcans who, once every four or five years, "grow a pair" and fight and fornicate (see "Amok Time") we Klingons slow down, get weepy, spout poetry and watch "Titanic" for a week.

5. This period is almost over. On Tuesday (we have Monday of for St. Kayless Day) my period of melancholy will be over. On that day, G'man, Tex, Smokey, JSE and others who shall remain nameless (for now) shall face the full fury and wrath of the Klingon Empire. Battle shall be joined, Blood will be spilled, heads taken and the blood wine will flow....

So let it be written in the book of Kayless..... so let it be done!!!!!

Da "Where DID I Put that Bhatleff?" Worfster

Good to see you back in form Worf. I was getting worried about you.

[GMichael]

Let's leave Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz outta this okay? This is a fun thread. Worf has a crush on Kim Cardassian and I want to see how it plays out. :shocked:

Count me in on that crush too.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh my! :yikes:

(I have the Playboy issue with Kim all nekked. Don't think I'll post any pics here though. Probably wouldn't be appreciated.)

[Auricauricle]

Ahem!!


(Pant, pant, pant...)

[Feanor]

Oh my! :yikes:

(I have the Playboy issue with Kim all nekked. Don't think I'll post any pics here though. Probably wouldn't be appreciated.)

... let US be the judges of that :20:

[Rich-n-Texas]

It'll never see the light of day.

OTOH

Maybe I can find a picture of her kissing another girl.

[Auricauricle]

Oh, ferchrissakes, Rich!!








(And take your tongue outta that disc drive...God, where's your pride, man!)

[Worf101]

F.A. HOW in heaven's name do you put up with these cretins. Less than a full page to pull my rant right into the "softcore" gutter. :frown2:

Still I gotta admire a group of miscreants that can veer from references to the martial code of ancient Japan to the Three Stooges on in one thread.

I was going to eviscerate their livers but they're so darn..... "entertaining" I guess I'll petition Chancellor Martok to spare their livers..... for now.... mebbe...

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

Don't go all "understanding" on us Klingon. Step up and kick some Earthling butt! At least tell Rich that his ancestor's had smooth foreheads.

:prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr:

[Auricauricle]

Oooh, that's a good one, GM! You oughtta have somebody check out your thyroid: those eye-balls look like they're bulging a bit! And quit grittin' yer teeth, man; this ain't Halloween, y'know!

[GMichael]

Oooh, that's a good one, GM! You oughtta have somebody check out your thyroid: those eye-balls look like they're bulging a bit! And quit grittin' yer teeth, man; this ain't Halloween, y'know!

Hey! I like my eyes. They're very firm.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Don't go all "understanding" on us Klingon. Step up and kick some Earthling butt! At least tell Rich that his ancestor's had smooth foreheads.

:prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr:
I don't get it.:idea:

[Rich-n-Texas]

F.A. HOW in heaven's name do you put up with these cretins. Less than a full page to pull my rant right into the "softcore" gutter. :frown2:

Still I gotta admire a group of miscreants that can veer from references to the martial code of ancient Japan to the Three Stooges on in one thread.

I was going to eviscerate their livers but they're so darn..... "entertaining" I guess I'll petition Chancellor Martok to spare their livers..... for now.... mebbe...

Da Worfster
You might want to drain the tequila out of my liver before you eviscerate it. (Whatever the heck that is) :biggrin5:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Hey! I like my eyes. They're very firm.
If you get in trouble for that GM, don't blame me! I kept that secret to myself (for the sake of my own personal enjoyment). :yesnod:

[GMichael]

I don't get it.:idea:

It's a Klingon insult. tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'e'

[GMichael]

You might want to drain the tequila out of my liver before you eviscerate it. (Whatever the heck that is) :biggrin5:

Hiq DasammeH tach yI'el

[Rich-n-Texas]

Great. :rolleyes: Now I gotta watch the stinkin' movies to find out what the heck all y'all are talkin' about.

:mad2:

[GMichael]

Great. :rolleyes: Now I gotta watch the stinkin' movies to find out what the heck all y'all are talkin' about.

:mad2:

Or you could try something really hard, like, I don't know. Maybe GOOGLE IT!:frown2:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Uhhh, this is R-n-T you're talking to, remember? :rolleyes:

[RoadRunner6]

I don't know who she is but I sure like the left and right mains on that Kim!

(Oh yeah, now I remember. She's the one that Bruce Jenner has been lusting over. That's why the skin on his face is streched tighter than the skin on a bongo drum)

[Auricauricle]

Yeah, nice and firm eyeballs....Just like I like 'em. Implants or real?

[GMichael]

Real of course. Want to check for yourself?

[Auricauricle]

Um...no...those pupils look like its cold, tho'...

[RoadRunner6]

Keep your hands off my eyeballs !

[Auricauricle]

Don't even go there, varmit!

[Worf101]

Humans make my head hurt!!!! Will you parsonimonous sons of a Patok please shut up!!! Smooth foreheads, green skin and bulging eyeballs... God my noggin'. Based upon transcripts of this thread the Chancellor has decided "enough is enough" all your liver's are now forfeit, (burbon, vodka and all). Line up for evisceration!!!

Da Worfster

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!T! Head for the hills! :yikes:

[GMichael]

Should I bring onions to go with mine?

[Auricauricle]

Yer scurvy, flea bitten, wrinkle-headed reptile!!! Think you could eviscerate this hide?! Make your scabbard quick, you fiendish...um...fiend!


(Gawd, now y'all've done it!)

[Rich-n-Texas]

Should I bring onions to go with mine?
So when your liver is "eviscerated" does that mean it gets cooked? :idea:

Ya know? I've never had liver and onions. Apparently my parents never liked it. Is liver expensive?

[Auricauricle]

Worf is about to poach yer persimmons and you're looking for Betty Crocker?!

ARE YOU I-N-S-A-N-E?!

[Rich-n-Texas]

GM is Betty Crocker in disguise. :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

I shoulda seen the bangs!

[GMichael]

She bangs
She bangs :15:

[Auricauricle]

Been awhile since you've had a chance to leave the cubicle at Olde Hawthorne, em?

[GMichael]

Been awhile since you've had a chance to leave the cubicle at Olde Hawthorne, em?

I haven't worked there in over 10 years.

[Auricauricle]

Ah....But have you left the cubicle? :biggrin5:

[GMichael]

I had a bigger office back then.
:prrr:

[Auricauricle]

Geeze, you don't have to be so touchy, man!

Now, put yer tongue back and yer eyes back in and be a good lad.

There.

Wanna take a bath?

[GMichael]

This place is bigger than out whole apartment.

(Wait. apartment? I thought this was a trailer. How did we get to the penthouse? Wow! That's some good chit.)

[Auricauricle]

Are you riffing Pink Floyd on me, GM?

[bobsticks]

Apparently my parents never liked it. Is liver expensive?

Goose liver is.




She bangs
She bangs

You had me until you started quoting Ricky Martin.

[ForeverAutumn]

Are you riffing Pink Floyd on me, GM?

This is why I love you guys. Not a lot of people in my life would have got that!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

This thread is not going well :frown2:. Its seems the 51-50 crowd is on the loose...::yesnod:

[Worf101]

Yer scurvy, flea bitten, wrinkle-headed reptile!!! Think you could eviscerate this hide?! Make your scabbard quick, you fiendish...um...fiend!


(Gawd, now y'all've done it!)
Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! Puny human of weak limbs and flabby flesh. We will fill the hills of the homeworld with your screams of agony. Your women will serve us wine while we throw stones at your household pets.... Your protests amuse us greatly. You curse us, we laugh at you! You strike us, we spit on you, you tickle us... we EAT you. What a glorious day for the Empire.

"I'll take one Starfleet Ensign medium rare with a side of Tribble Fries please."

Da Worfster

[Rich-n-Texas]

THAT'S IT!!! They were called Tribbles! The little furry balls right? :yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

Touch my tribble there'll be trouble, ya sniveling, snarling, sniffling stinkbug!

[GMichael]

Are you riffing Pink Floyd on me, GM?

Just a little.

[GMichael]

Tribbles HATE Klingons.

DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh !!!

[Auricauricle]

That would explain why you are mad....

[GMichael]

I'm not mad. A little crazy, but not mad.

[Auricauricle]

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[GMichael]

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[Auricauricle]

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[ForeverAutumn]

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[bobsticks]

Munchausen by keyboard

[Rich-n-Texas]

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[Rich-n-Texas]

Hangman.

But he looks like he's enjoying it. Did you leave something out?

[Auricauricle]

Don't think so.....I was just replying to FA's cryptic comment....

This is a PG-rated site, y' know.

[ForeverAutumn]

This whole thread is cryptic to me.

[Auricauricle]

Can you rephrase that?

[GMichael]

This cryptic whole is me to thread?

[bobsticks]

This whole thread is cryptic to me.


Last night I dreamt I was in Mandalay again...

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I LIKE GRAPES......:yesnod:

[Auricauricle]

'Sticks, if you start goin' Hitchcock and singin' about flyin' fishes and dawns that come up like thunder, I'm gonna find another swingset to play on.

You're worryin' me, man....

An' Sir T, you quit eggin' him on. You know that ain't right.

[bobsticks]

'Sticks, if you start goin' Hitchcock and singin' about flyin' fishes and dawns that come up like thunder, I'm gonna find another swingset to play on.

You're worryin' me, man....

An' Sir T, you quit eggin' him on. You know that ain't right.

Hitchcock?! That's Daphne du Maurier, bruh...or Ken Follett for the discerning cryptographer.

--sphinx

[Auricauricle]

Um....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkraCshPB4w&feature=related

Bruh! ;)

--Schliemann

[JSE]

Last night I dreamt I was in Mandalay again...

Vegas? :p

[ForeverAutumn]

Vegas? :p

Now you're talking my language! :yesnod: :thumbsup:

[Auricauricle]

Vedrive, vegas, und vego...Ja! Dat is fine German engineering, ya know.