Finish this sentence...

[ForeverAutumn]

This board is deader than...

[kexodusc]

This board is deader than...
the boring, sarcasm sub-culture fad that swept the world in the 90's....

[GMichael]

This board is deader than...

Rosanne Bar's love life.

[Rich-n-Texas]

...The big hairy spider I stepped on this morning. :ihih:

[GMichael]

...The big hairy spider I stepped on this morning. :ihih:

Let me try to answer this for FA.

"A dead spider is the only good spider."

[Auricauricle]

The wood in John Holmes' pickle....

[3-LockBox]

..the original premise of 'Lost'.

[Auricauricle]

Amen on dat, man!!

[JohnMichael]

This board is deader than...




most of my evenings until I met the upstairs neighbor. Tomorrow we will order a pizza, I will take a bottle of wine and we will watch a movie.

[trollgirl]

This board is deader than...

...some, less dead than others. Internet forums, like everything else, have a natural lifespan. This one will stagger on for a while yet. Maybe everyone could quit and register at another site where things are a bit more lively. Or maybe get so outrageous that we all get banned.

Laz

[ForeverAutumn]

most of my evenings until I met the upstairs neighbor. Tomorrow we will order a pizza, I will take a bottle of wine and we will watch a movie.

I love evenings like that. I wish that I had time for more of them. Be sure to post a review of the movie on the Fave Films board. Gotta keep that one lively too!

[Worf101]

Deader than Princess Diana

Deader than a Cabbage Patch Kids Convention

Deader than Screech

Deader than Spuds Mckenzie

Deader than Jimmy Swaggert at the Hookers Ball

Deader than my Presidential hopes.

Da Worfster

[kexodusc]

Deader than my Presidential hopes.

Toss your name into the ring and I'd vote for you...of course I'd have to move back and become a resident on awful short notice, but I think it only takes 30 days...there's still time!

[Auricauricle]

...my dead grandmother's false teeth.

...that lonely ol' single neuron in George W's noggin.

...Pee Wee Herman's kiddie show career.

...nights in the Coco Cabana.

...AM radio (RIP)






(Hurray!! That's 500!)

[bobsticks]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This board is deader than...



...the drive to rescind the 22nd Amendment.

[Auricauricle]

Sometimes, when I am out driving around or am in some public place where the mass of humanity reminds me that we may actually be descended from lemmings, I remind myself: Expect Mediocrity.

Somehow, in lowering my expectations, certain things just don't irritate me so much....

Oh, but am I waxing cynical here, Oh Best Beloved?

[bobsticks]

...Oh, but am I waxing cynical here, Oh Best Beloved?

Don't use our pet names in front of the children, honey. It's inappropriate.

[ForeverAutumn]

Oh, but am I waxing cynical here, Oh Best Beloved?

I tried waxing my cynical once. It was really painful.



Badumpump!

[bobsticks]

Rich may need to be alone for awhile now...

[Auricauricle]

I'm gonna do mah level bes' not t' think of yer cynical waxin'....God, I ain't gonna sleep t'night!

[Rich-n-Texas]

I tried waxing my cynical once. It was really painful.



Badumpump!
Dam I missed that one!

It was dinner time too. :ihih:

[3-LockBox]

I tried waxing my cynical once. It was really painful.



Badumpump!




:arf:

[L.J.]

This board is deader than...

......Rich on a Friday night :Yawn: :sleep:

[Auricauricle]

The mummy's mummy....



SLAM...dink!

[bobsticks]

...I don't know but does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?




I now realize why I don't often stay home on Saturdays.