Who is 18 today?

[Bernd]

Answer(s) below please.

































Happy Birthday Bert!

[kexodusc]

Bert wanted me to tell everyone he appreciates the wishes, but being his 18th, he's too busy buying porno and voting to be here at this time.

(just kidding wit' ya Bert)...

[JohnMichael]

Happy Birthday, Bert. I hope you have a great day.

[GMichael]

Happy birthday Bert. May you have many many more. Oh, and you're now a very lucky 18 year old.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Happy Birthday again Bert.

Does this mean his girlfriends are legal now? :nonod: :yesnod: :ihih:

[basite]

Thank you all :)

It's great being here :)

and yes, I'm enjoying my day :D

btw, where's my party :D

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[Auricauricle]

Plenty o' beer here. I think I can find a decent curry wurst as well, if you want something to chase the beer!

Happy birthday, ol' man!

[E-Stat]

Happy Birthday from me as well! Treat yourself to some new music. While it was long ago, I still remember the passion for this hobby I had at your age. :)

rw

[basite]

I'm a happy 18 year old now :D

btw, since the dreamjob at the Jazz Middelheim festival is over now, the organization wanted to thank us all for our work there...
this resulted in the entire crew (all the volunteers & the organization), going to another festival (Feest in het park = party in the park (translated)), which is a reasonably sized pop/rock festival here...

best is that the organization payed the tickets, and we'll be going as VIP's, which means good food, and unlimited free drinks :D

that should do as a pre-birthday party :D

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Plenty o' beer here. I think I can find a decent curry wurst as well, if you want something to chase the beer!

Happy birthday, ol' man!
I'll try some of that curry wurst, if there really is such a thing? :shocked: Beer Brat's getting kinda boring...

[Bernd]

I'll try some of that curry wurst, if there really is such a thing? :shocked: Beer Brat's getting kinda boring...

There is indeed. The best and original ones are not found in Belgique however, but in Berlin at Fraenkels Imbiss.

[Auricauricle]

Oh, yeah....! GENAU!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currywurst

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha88NCLFMwQ

[Rich-n-Texas]

Not much chance I'll find any here in North Texas. The only decent/real German food place near work doesn't have much variety, and the other restaurants are chain stores. Wonder if I can order some from Amazon.com? :smilewinkgrin:

[Bernd]

Oh, yeah....! GENAU!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currywurst

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha88NCLFMwQ

Or this one: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hAok2_z8mSQ

But let's not hijack Bert's birthday thread. So let the party begin. I shall be at the Grill of course......
Who wants what?

[GMichael]

It's time to get this party started!

[GMichael]

Happy 18th! Lets take it to a new level.

[Auricauricle]

Not much chance I'll find any here in North Texas. The only decent/real German food place near work doesn't have much variety, and the other restaurants are chain stores. Wonder if I can order some from Amazon.com? :smilewinkgrin:

Fortunately, my lady comes from Deutschland, and found this resource. They are reputable and the food is of the highest quality....

I suggest putting a drool catcher over the keyboard before you log on.

http://erikasdeli.net/deli.html

[GMichael]

Or this one: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hAok2_z8mSQ

But let's not hijack Bert's birthday thread. So let the party begin. I shall be at the Grill of course......
Who wants what?

I'd love a nice thick juicy steak, and a baked potato. Who's got the beer?

[Rich-n-Texas]

Fortunately, my lady comes from Deutschland, and found this resource. They are reputable and the food is of the highest quality....

I suggest putting a drool catcher over the keyboard before you log on.

http://erikasdeli.net/deli.html
Oh geeeez! He's directing me to a deli! :sad: I miss delicatessens! :cryin:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Or this one: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hAok2_z8mSQ

But let's not hijack Bert's birthday thread. So let the party begin. I shall be at the Grill of course......
Who wants what?
I want wonna those quish(sp?) thingy's you make. :yesnod:

[RoyY51]

Many Happy Returns of the Day (said Pooh to Eeyore)!

[jrhymeammo]

Sweet freakin' 18th there Bert!!!!
Hey JM, he's legal.

Best Wishes,
JRA

[JohnMichael]

Sweet freakin' 18th there Bert!!!!
Hey JM, he's legal.

Best Wishes,
JRA




ROTFLMFAO but he is so far away. Please do not make an old man cough. In 2010 I will be 3 x 18.

[Luvin Da Blues]

If there is one thing I've learned in life is that "age is an attitude"


Happy B-Day my lowland friend,

LDB

[bobsticks]

Hot Damn!! Happy Eighteenth, Bert!

What a great time of life. Live it for all it's worth...'course if you're like me you can stretch it out for a decade or so. And there's nothing wrong with that but, for today, remember your signature and what a lucky young man you are.

Peace brother

[Smokey]

btw, where's my party :D


DJ just arrived, but GM and Sticks drunked all the liquore http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/images/smilies/yes.gif


http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/images/smilies/1050849256.gif

[basite]

DJ just arrived, but GM and Sticks drunked all the liquore http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/images/smilies/yes.gif


http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/images/smilies/1050849256.gif


good, so we have music :)


but, all the liquor?
you mean there's none left? :frown5:


well, at least there's still beer :D

btw, picking birthday presents is hard.

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[GMichael]

No liquor? You guys must have me mixed up with someone who doesn't think ahead. There's plenty-o-boos.

[GMichael]

And when we're done with that room we can move into the secondary party area.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I'd get a headache sitting at that bar. :eek:

[GMichael]

Or this one.

[Bernd]

I'd get a headache sitting at that bar. :eek:

Me too. Man that is bad taste. What are you trying to do GM?

[GMichael]

Just giving everyone a chance to drink. There are alternate rooms if you prefer.

[GMichael]

Bert,

The ladies are ready for you to show them your equipment.

[Bernd]

Just giving everyone a chance to drink. There are alternate rooms if you prefer.

Now you're talking.............:thumbsup:

[basite]

Now you're talking.............:thumbsup:


indeed :D

[Rich-n-Texas]

Bert,

The ladies are ready for you to show them your equipment.
(Insert picture here...).
No, NOW yer talking!!!


Wait a minute. :sosp:

Which ones have already been subjected to your "equipment" GM. :rolleyes:

[GMichael]

No, NOW yer talking!!!


Wait a minute. :sosp:

Which ones have already been subjected to your "equipment" GM. :rolleyes:

I haven't sampled any of them myself, but they don't exactly seem all that innocent. (The one in the yellow dress looks classy though)

Bert gets first dibs.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Bert gets first dibs.
Bert gets first dibs. Bert gets first dibs. Bert gets first dibs.:incazzato:

I don't know why I even bother. :mad2:

Talking to you people is like talking to a brick frickin' wall! :rolleyes:

[bobsticks]

La di da di, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody...

GM, yer doin' fine...don't let these characters bring ya down. How ungrateful. Those are exactly the kinds of places a young man should be enjoying a celebratory bevie or three. I gotcha back.

[basite]

I haven't sampled any of them myself, but they don't exactly seem all that innocent. (The one in the yellow dress looks classy though)

Bert gets first dibs.


GM, we seem to share the same tastes in women :D

the one in the red dress looks nice too :)

and don't worry rich, I'll leave some for you too :D

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[GMichael]

GM, we seem to share the same tastes in women :D

Cool


the one in the red dress looks nice too :)

Yes she does. Good eye. The one between those two looks nice as well. And the one in the white dress looks exotic. The one in the blue tube top looks like she'll rip your........ Oops, sorry. PG13, PG13, PG13.......


and don't worry rich, I'll leave some for you too :D

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

There's not a looser in the bunch. Rich should be happy with whoever you don't have time (or the energy) for.

[bobsticks]

The entertainment is arriving...

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/wallpapers/music/danitykane_1280.jpg


Sorry Rich, they're all spoken for too.

[GMichael]

Bert gets first dibs. Bert gets first dibs. Bert gets first dibs.:incazzato:

I don't know why I even bother. :mad2:

Talking to you people is like talking to a brick frickin' wall! :rolleyes:

Let's recap. Who's birthday is this?

Tanx Styx.

[GMichael]

The entertainment is arriving...




Sorry Rich, they're all spoken for too.

Hey! I know two of those girls. The one on the far right and the one on the far left. That's great! I love being in the middle.

[GMichael]

Thanks Bernd,

This is a great steak.

[GMichael]

Oh a second piece? OK, I'll bite.

[Bernd]

Thanks Bernd,

This is a great steak.

Glad you like it. I am all out of steak now, but have some Currywurst left. Anyone? No? Because if you're all busy I shall shut the kitchen, and if no-one minds I wouldn't mind sampling and showing some equipment to the fair maiden 3rd from left (of GMs selection). :1:

[GMichael]

Good choice. No need to close the kitchen though. I'll keep it going till LJ shows up.

[GMichael]

Hey Rich,

I bought you a new set of glasses. Check these out.

[GMichael]

Anyone like the athletic types?
http://www.theboredspot.com/le-hotness/15731-girls-olympics.html

[bobsticks]

How thoughtful GM. I'm sure he needed a backup pair.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I have become uncomfortable with this thread.

[bobsticks]

Anyone like the athletic types?
http://www.theboredspot.com/le-hotness/15731-girls-olympics.html

I, on the other hand, have become very comfortable with this thread.

[Rich-n-Texas]

L.J.'s five posts away from 3K. Let's get ready to throw him in the pool with the latest guests GM invited. :yesnod:

[GMichael]

L.J.'s five posts away from 3K. Let's get ready to throw him in the pool with the latest guests GM invited. :yesnod:

But then there'd be no room left for the water.

[Auricauricle]

Hey, GM....If memory serves that's the Giger Bar....Natasha Henstridge is over here and we were hoping for a table fer two....

[ForeverAutumn]

Hey Bert. Happy Birthday. Sorry I missed it, I was on vacation. I hope that it was a great one! Cheers!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Hey Bert. Happy Birthday. Sorry I missed it, I was on vacation. I hope that it was a great one! Cheers!
Aug. 15th was your last post before this one.

Did you enjoy yours?

[ForeverAutumn]

Aug. 15th was your last post before this one.

Did you enjoy yours?

My vacation? It was wonderful. Very relaxing and just what I needed. Thanks for asking.

[GMichael]

Smarty-pants!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Thanks, but I already knew that.

BTW, I know what's going on in your avatar GM.:nono:

[GMichael]

Thanks, but I already knew that.
I meant FA, but yeah, you too.


BTW, I know what's going on in your avatar GM.:nono:
Shhhhh. Just enjoy.

[ForeverAutumn]

Smarty-pants!

I meant FA...

Huh? :confused5:

[Rich-n-Texas]

No I think he was talking to me FA...

[GMichael]

No. I meant FA. She is a smarty pants.

[basite]

btw, who turned 48 yesterday?



































Congrats GM

Enjoy :)

:4::23::5:

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[ForeverAutumn]

No. I meant FA. She is a smarty pants.

I repeat...

Huh? :confused5:

[ForeverAutumn]

btw, who turned 48 yesterday?
Congrats GM

Enjoy :)

:4::23::5:

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

Happy Birthday G-Man!

[GMichael]

Thanks guys & gals. I had a great day/weekend. Played video games for over 45 hours. :arf:

But that 48 thing must be wrong. Those are dog years right?

[Rich-n-Texas]

Happy 48th GM! :thumbsup:

Now, what did you say FA had in her pants?:idea:

[GMichael]

Happy 48th GM! :thumbsup:

Now, what did you say FA had in her pants?:idea:

Smarty's.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Geez I hope that's not an STD or anything like that! :eek:

[ForeverAutumn]

Geez I hope that's not an STD or anything like that! :eek:

I can assure you that it's not.

At least STDs aren't something that you need to worry about Rich.

[GMichael]

That has got to smart.

[Rich-n-Texas]

That has got to smart.
Not if I don't get it.

[Worf101]

Sigh... I've underwear older than that. Not to mention some uniforms from past stints in the service. Sighhhhh Mein Gott I veel so oooold.

Congrats kid, enjoy it while ya can.

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

Sigh... I've underwear older than that. Not to mention some uniforms from past stints in the service. Sighhhhh Mein Gott I veel so oooold.

Congrats kid, enjoy it while ya can.

Da Worfster

I now wish that I hadn't clicked on this thread today. Thanks Worf.:mad2:

[L.J.]

Congrats on the big 18 Bert!

Don't party too hard :D

[Rich-n-Texas]

I now wish that I hadn't clicked on this thread today. Thanks Worf.:mad2:
Imagine how realistic the skid marks look now.

[GMichael]

I would think that it's best for you to keep your imagination out of Worf's ......
But hey, what do I know?

[Worf101]

:dita: Bite me... and while you're at it Tex

GIVE ME BACK MY UNDIES YA PERV!!!

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

He'll have to take them off his head first. I think he was doing some kind of ritual to improve the colors on his TV.

[Rich-n-Texas]

You guys are both gross! :nonod:

[GMichael]

Look who's talking. We're not the ones with skid marks down our faces. Now give Worf back his Tigger trunks.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Some kid accused me once of wearing Garanimals. I beat him up.

[Worf101]

Dammit, stop this discussion. I'm laffin' so hard the screws are startin' to get suspicious.

Da Worfster