Let's play a game...

[kexodusc]

It's Friday and I'm bored so let's play a game.
Say something funny about the previous poster...be nice (but not too nice).

[GMichael]

He looks like a penguin ready for battle.
Hope that doesn't ruffle your feathers too much.

[Ajani]

I thought this game would involve pushing the Red button...

Anyway, GMichael likes to do strange things with undercover cops in public restrooms...

[kexodusc]

He looks like a penguin ready for battle.
Hope that doesn't ruffle your feathers too much.
^
Blows tweeters....


(no...really, he does: http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=24016&highlight=tweeter)

[Ajani]

^
Blows tweeters....


(no...really, he does: http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=24016&highlight=tweeter)

I thought I just said that :ciappa:

Oh and Kex is way too young to have so many posts on this website....

[Rich-n-Texas]

(Jumps in)

Wait.

(Jumps out)

(Jumps in)

Wait.

(Jumps out)

(Jumps in)

Aaaarrrrggggghhh!

(jumps out)

(Jumps in)

I can't get the hang of this!:incazzato:

(Jumps out, throws cell phone, walks away) :mad2:

[Groundbeef]

(Jumps in)

Wait.

(Jumps out)

(Jumps in)

Wait.

(Jumps out)

(Jumps in)

Aaaarrrrggggghhh!

(jumps out)

(Jumps in)

I can't get the hang of this!:incazzato:

(Jumps out, throws cell phone, walks away) :mad2:

Sounds like that Car in Rich's avatar has a circuit loose in its computer. KITT are you ok? KITT? Let David Hasslehoff out of your car Rich...

[Auricauricle]

No, Richie....You may not do the hokey pokey....

[GMichael]

^
Blows tweeters....


(no...really, he does: http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=24016&highlight=tweeter)

Sniff sniff. I remember that day well. Sniff sniff...:nonod:

Don't tell wifey but I dug that test CD out of the trash.:blush2:

[Groundbeef]

Sniff sniff. I remember that day well. Sniff sniff...:nonod:

Don't tell wifey but I dug that test CD out of the trash.:blush2:

Kex started a thread
GM killed it quite quickly
Where is Sticks, funny man?

[GMichael]

Mad cow has groundbeef disease.

[Auricauricle]

Kex started a thread
GM killed it quickly
Beefy wished it dead
Richie found it sickly.

Oh would some power
Come and guide us
Not Kex to glower
Or to AJ to chide us!

Enough's enough,
I must turn away
From this sordid stuff
And post again another day!

[bobsticks]

^
Blows tweeters....


(no...really, he does: http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=24016&highlight=tweeter)

...and didn't even make the tweeters buy him dinner and drinks first.

[kexodusc]

...and didn't even make the tweeters buy him dinner and drinks first.
^
(Bobby Styxx is thinking to himself, "Where can I meet a tweeter like that?")

[bobsticks]

Amen brotha, although I'm told the race track is a good place to meet the farmer's daughter's...tweeter and her low expectations.

Edit: Kex can crack walnuts with his bare hands.

[kexodusc]

Amen brotha, although I'm told the race track is a good place to meet the farmer's daughter's...tweeter and her low expectations.

Edit: Kex can crack walnuts with his bare hands.
And to this I can reply with nothing short, witty, or to the point...

[ForeverAutumn]

In his spare time, Bobsticks like to collect Hello Kitty paraphanelia.

[ForeverAutumn]

When GMichael says that he's playing pool, it's really code for "I'm going to my polka lesson".

[Groundbeef]

When GMichael says that he's playing pool, it's really code for "I'm going to my polka lesson".

That's not nice FA. I'm sure the Polka folks don't want to associate with the likes of GM.

I see him more of a square dancer.

We won't discuss the pole recently added to your living room. I'm sure it's just for exercise.:shocked:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Nice job keeping within the rules of the game you guys.

:rolleyes:

[GMichael]

Nice job keeping within the rules of the game you guys.

:rolleyes:

Rules? What rules? Who's the hall monitor here?

[Ajani]

Nice job keeping within the rules of the game you guys.

:rolleyes:

Rich rents kids....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ajani listens to his music from a computer.

snicker snicker

[GMichael]

Rich listens to Britney Spears.

[Auricauricle]

....and it sounds like the rest of the lot listen to Ferrante and Teicher and smoke old sweat socks....

[ForeverAutumn]

Nice job keeping within the rules of the game you guys.

:rolleyes:

Rich throws a hissy fit when he accidently colours outside the lines.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I think she meant that! :sad:

And you were supposed to make fun of Aa.

And you have a silly avatar.

[bobsticks]

Rich is stoned right now off of Super Glue fumes from trying to attach a set of bison horns to the top of his Trans Am...

[Groundbeef]

Sticks is just mad that Rich killed his pet bison. Brings back fond memories when Sticks attached a fake "udder" and bear walked in the fields to feed his young pet.

"Pickles" will be sorely missed.

[ForeverAutumn]

Groundbeef's avatar is really bison meat.

[bobsticks]

Autumn has created paper-mache figures of Ray Lamontagne, Josh Ritter, and herself used to act out a variety of Hamlet-like scenes in her own production of "Days Of Our Starling".

She prefers to burn periwinkle and myrrh during the saucy parts.

[kexodusc]

When alone in her new house, FA likes to rock out to her Debbie Gibson collection.

[kexodusc]

Rich really drives a Hyundai Pony....

[ForeverAutumn]

Autumn has created paper-mache figures of Ray Lamontagne, Josh Ritter, and herself used to act out a variety of Hamlet-like scenes in her own production of "Days Of Our Starling".

She prefers to burn periwinkle and myrrh during the saucy parts.

Well, actually, that's true. Only I didn't use the usual newspaper for the paper mache. I used the box of wedding dress magazine cutouts that you've been collecting since grade 3.

[bobsticks]

Well, actually, that's true. Only I didn't use the usual newspaper for the paper mache. I used the box of wedding dress magazine cutouts that you've been collecting since grade 3.

You know when I sent those to you I thought it would be kept between us. You're forcing me into a position in which I tell everyone about your "Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo" lunchbox in which you carry your Molly Ringwald/Sixteen Candles Sushi Set to work at the Pierre Trudeau War Memorial concession stand.

Stop me before I subreference again.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Rich really drives a Hyundai Pony....
You're screwing up your own game Tennessee Tuxedo. :rolleyes:

Sticky Bobby loves FA.

[bobsticks]

Rich once took a solicitation collar down on South Cooper St. in Arlington after waiving seventeen dollars in the face of a vice cop and begging to build a treefort in her ass.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Sticks gots AGGRO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D76VxR43MAA

[bobsticks]

Rich has a peculiar fetish that involves pacifiers, spankings, and dribble cups...unfortunately for the dominatrix-for-hire "six to ten pounds" on the side of the pampers box doesn't mean how much the diaper will hold as Rich originally thought.

[ForeverAutumn]

Bobsticks can make reference to a Molly Ringwald/Sixteen Candles Sushi Set.

:shocked:

[ForeverAutumn]

Sticky Bobby loves FA.

What's not to love? :biggrin5:

Um, you know that's a rhetorical question...right? ;)

[GMichael]

FA is really a man. She's been fooling us all this time.
Don't cry Rich.

[Groundbeef]

Why does GM have an avatar of an old gas station pump?

Does he miss his old job before he became a circus sideshow manager?

[GMichael]

Where's Frosty? Did he fall off the pump. Does eating ground buffalo make you overlook details?

[Groundbeef]

Where's Frosty? Did he fall off the pump. Does eating ground buffalo make you overlook details?

I don't know where Frosty is. FA probably stole it when she came over to roll sushi in her Molly Ringwald set.

You just didn't notice it because you were "grooming" the bearded lady.

[Auricauricle]

I heard that when FA teases her hair, she picks up an arm and says, "nya-nya-nya..." to the pit.....

[Auricauricle]

So, I'll put it out here: Have I worn out the welcome and am an insufferable troll, or should I just leave the playground now?

I notice that when I open the door, folks fly out the windows and doors. I have gargled, put on the deo and a clean shirt, but I suspect the deal is in the drain.

Don't hold back. If I deserve a big POW in the kisser, say so....

--Aa

[Groundbeef]

So, I'll put it out here: Have I worn out the welcome and am an insufferable troll, or should I just leave the playground now?

I notice that when I open the door, folks fly out the windows and doors. I have gargled, put on the deo and a clean shirt, but I suspect the deal is in the drain.

Don't hold back. If I deserve a big POW in the kisser, say so....

--Aa

I think your fine. The problem is that your fairly new (at least by post count) so at least I don't really have a good handle on your personality.

So, it's kinda hard in this thread in particular to lob an effective "funny comment" aimed at you, since we don't know you as well as say GM, FA, Kex. or Sticks.

BTW, most of us don't post a real picture of ourselves as our avatar. :wink5:

[Auricauricle]

Thanks. I'll put the avatar matter under consideration. As to the comments, I can takem as well as I gettum....So sling on!

[GMichael]

So, I'll put it out here: Have I worn out the welcome and am an insufferable troll, or should I just leave the playground now?

I notice that when I open the door, folks fly out the windows and doors. I have gargled, put on the deo and a clean shirt, but I suspect the deal is in the drain.

Don't hold back. If I deserve a big POW in the kisser, say so....

--Aa

You seem fine. But your avatar looks old and crusty.

[Auricauricle]

So said, in a matter of words, Beef. Does anyone not know these people? As "audiophiles", something should stir. The first had important clues, the second a major hint....

[GMichael]

Melvin? Is that you?

[ForeverAutumn]

BTW, most of us don't post a real picture of ourselves as our avatar. :wink5:

Evidently, Swish has started posting a real picture of himself.

Aa has a basement full of Beta VCR tapes and can sometimes be heard mumbling to himself, "There's still time for them to catch on".

(I know, it was lame. But the best that I could come up with on demand)

[Groundbeef]

You seem fine. But your avatar looks old and crusty.

Maybe you could put him in your sideshow GM?

[GMichael]

FA lost her bottle of Clairol. Now we'll have to call her salt & pepper.

(Don't kill me)

[GMichael]

Maybe you could put him in your sideshow GM?

Only if he changes his name to Bob.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I think your fine. The problem is that your fairly new (at least by post count) so at least I don't really have a good handle on your personality.

So, it's kinda hard in this thread in particular to lob an effective "funny comment" aimed at you, since we don't know you as well as say GM, FA, Kex. or Sticks.
Nice. :rolleyes5: I'M the one who's always nelected here. :cryin:

GM's hit Boo Boo.

[Auricauricle]

Evidently, Swish has started posting a real picture of himself.

Aa has a basement full of Beta VCR tapes and can sometimes be heard mumbling to himself, "There's still time for them to catch on".

(I know, it was lame. But the best that I could come up with on demand)

Beta? Beta?? Is this why the tapes don't fit?? You mean the dryer and softener won't work??

[Auricauricle]

GOOD GOD, PEOPLE!!! I'M NOT THAT NEEDY!!!

Just like a little attention...

[ForeverAutumn]

FA lost her bottle of Clairol. Now we'll have to call her salt & pepper.

(Don't kill me)

Uh oh. No more Redheads for GM. :nono:

[GMichael]

Very true, unless wifey found your long LOST bottle.

[Auricauricle]

...and not too long before you find her head and shoulders (and arms and feet and whatnot)in a most unexpected and most unwelcome place, later...

[GMichael]

Hey. Aren't you the dollar guy?

[Groundbeef]

Hey. Aren't you the dollar guy?

Why? Do you need more $$ stuffed in your garter? And remember, Rich tips better if you shave your legs GM. Sir T told me that.

[GMichael]

Why? Do you need more $$ stuffed in your garter? And remember, Rich tips better if you shave your legs GM. Sir T told me that.

I could always use more $$ anywhere you want to stuff them. As far as shaving my legs, I'd need pruning sheers. And Sir T should just stick to the water cooler where he belongs.*



*This statement does not necessarily reflect my or this form's true opinion of Sit T.

[bobsticks]

*This statement does not necessarily reflect my or this form's true opinion of Sit T.

...on the other hand, it may.

G. rushes home ereday to play his favorite game of "Hide The Pot Sticker".

[GMichael]

Bobsticks is a glorious beacon of light on a foggy night.

:21: :21: :21: :21:
:21: :21: :21:

[Auricauricle]

Geeze, G, I thought you were a real man, and used a lawnmower....

[GMichael]

Geeze, G, I thought you were a real man, and used a lawnmower....

I got a letter from Sears saying that I was not to be abusing their mowers that way anymore.:blush2:

AA brushes his teath with panty shields.:prrr:

[Auricauricle]

...and I heard what's on your breath on a given day....


...depends...

[GMichael]

At least they are fresh out of the box. More than I can say for the... well... you know.

No blue tooth for you huh?

[Auricauricle]

Actually I prefer products that let me floss my teeth when finished.

Ooops, too much detail. Retract! Retract!!

Nah, I like the "vintage stuff".....And this is why you go to Sears instead of Rite Aid...to find products called Die Hard?

[GMichael]

Actually I prefer products that let me floss my teeth when finished.

Ooops, too much detail. Retract! Retract!!

Nah, I like the "vintage stuff".....And this is why you go to Sears instead of Rite Aid...to find products called Die Hard?

I could pull a rabbit out of my a$$ for you. Oops, not a rabbit. What's that other name for rabbits?



Oh yeah, a hair.

[Auricauricle]

Thanks, no. I don't want your lucky rabbit's foot...or your hot, cross bunny....

[Groundbeef]

Watching you 2 is like watching 2 old ladies arguing about a $.25 coupon in the grocery line.:mad2:

[GMichael]

And yet, you keep watching.

[Groundbeef]

I just want to pay for my friggin' groceries.

[Auricauricle]

Doncha fergit yer denture scrub, Beef, ol' bub!

[Ajani]

Doncha fergit yer denture scrub, Beef, ol' bub!

Aa spends more time playing with his magic bone than listening to music....

[GMichael]

Aa spends more time playing with his magic bone than listening to music....

You don't?

[Ajani]

You don't?

Nope... I always do both at the same time...

[GMichael]

Oh, a double fist'er I see.

[Auricauricle]

Watch the line, lads!

It's kinda like my wife's "cute" nickname for the remote control. She just doesn't understand. It's programmable for a multitude of functions (2 at least), always (well, nearly always) ready, and capable of many hours of diversion....

AJ: You oughtta watch where you play that piccolo....

[bobsticks]

Auri starts every romantic interlude with the line, "...and this one time, in band camp,..."

[Auricauricle]

Doh...! You were such a great counselor, 'Sticks!

[GMichael]

Auri starts every romantic interlude with the line, "...and this one time, in band camp,..."

That's the signature I use on the pool players forum I am on.

AA needs counceling.

[Groundbeef]

That's the signature I use on the pool players forum I am on.

AA needs counceling.

So what you are saying is that when you are not here, you are off talkin' to dudes about polishing your balls?

Well what you do on your own time....:blush2:

[Auricauricle]

That's the signature I use on the pool players forum I am on.

AA needs counceling.

Yeah, I've heard what happens when somebody yells, "Cue up!"

(Er, you need to find another dikshunerry, GM....)

[GMichael]

So what you are saying is that when you are not here, you are off talkin' to dudes about polishing your balls?

Well what you do on your own time....:blush2:

Yes, also:

Stroking our shafts.
Gripping our butts.
Roughing up our tips.
Sinking our balls.
Balls in hand.
Nice racks.
Tight pockets.
Getting in stroke.
Taking the pressure.
Rising to the occasion.
And making them pay.

Oh, but unlike here, over half of the posting members are female, and live close enough for me to visit. Also, I've met most all of them.

[Groundbeef]

Yes, also:

Stroking our shafts.
Gripping our butts.
Roughing up our tips.
Sinking our balls.
Balls in hand.
Nice racks.
Tight pockets.
Getting in stroke.
Taking the pressure.
Rising to the occasion.
And making them pay.

Oh, but unlike here, over half of the posting members are female, and live close enough for me to visit. Also, I've met most all of them.

Well, aren't you a special boy. Frankly, I'm at a loss for words. Touche'

[GMichael]

Well, aren't you a special boy. Frankly, I'm at a loss for words. Touche'

You must not be getting enough action out of your stick. Would you like to try mine for a few shots? It's a P2.

[Auricauricle]

I have standards, GM: I'm a nurse, not a ladies aid. While you're in the backer getting a brown ball, I'm busy free strokin'!

(Ahem....)

[GMichael]

Want some Q-slick for that? It will make your shaft extra slippery.

[Auricauricle]

Pass. I'll waitabit....Got blue balls....

Er, we're gettin' close to that line again....

[GMichael]

Just be sure not to mix up the Q-slick with the Krazy glue.
:confused5: :nonod: :idea: :sad: :(

[Auricauricle]

'Twould be a mistake to get stuck on that stick...

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