Time to start preparations...

[Rich-n-Texas]

For the next post count milestone party! Who could it be? I'll give you a hint: He's recently been refered to as "Penguin guy".

[ForeverAutumn]

Excellent! I don't know who Penguin Guy is, but I finally have my guacamole recipe down pat. And, I've learned to make a killer Mohito.

Bring it on!

[Rich-n-Texas]

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=23259

Start with post #17. You have to know the poster's personality to really appreciate the humor, but for me, I was just ROFLMFAO. :lol:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Excellent! I don't know who Penguin Guy is, but I finally have my guacamole recipe down pat. And, I've learned to make a killer Mohito.

Bring it on!
Good. I love guacamole. (And not to be selfish... everybody else can have some too) :biggrin5:
This may sound ironic, but, whattsa Mohito?

[ForeverAutumn]

A mohito is a delicious summer drink. I believe that its origins may come from Cuba, which might explain why, as an American, you are not familiar with this tasty, tasty treat.

It's basically lots of fresh mint and fresh lime juice, a little bit of sugar, bitters, rum and soda water. It's very refreshing on a hot day.

[JohnMichael]

Rich and FA 6,000 posts will be a reason to party. I am looking forward to a Mohito and trying your guacamole. Since the drink is Cuban maybe we can light up some Cuban Cohibas to smoke while enjoying the cool drink. Good cigars and good company. Do not forget to invite penguin man.

[ForeverAutumn]

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=23259

Start with post #17. You have to know the poster's personality to really appreciate the humor, but for me, I was just ROFLMFAO. :lol:

Ha! That was pretty funny. But does it count if you pad your post count by egging someone on?

How could I have not known who "penguin guy" was? Just shows how little attention I pay to avatars.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ha! That was pretty funny. But does it count if you pad your post count by egging someone on?
When you have some time you should do a search on pixelthis, include about 4 months of posts and read some of his outrageousness. At first I'd get angry, but then after awhile I got use to it. He certainly has a way with words. :lol:

And yeah, if we can get Kex & Pix locked in a heated debate we'll be partying in no time! I do think we should wait 'til PeruvianSkies gets back from the North Pole though...


How could I have not known who "penguin guy" was? Just shows how little attention I pay to avatars.
When I look at your avatar a peaceful easy feeling comes over me. :ihih:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Rich and FA 6,000 posts will be a reason to party. I am looking forward to a Mohito and trying your guacamole. Since the drink is Cuban maybe we can light up some Cuban Cohibas to smoke while enjoying the cool drink. Good cigars and good company. Do not forget to invite penguin man.
When GMichael finally wakes up (:rolleyes: ) and realizes we're in the early planning stages he'll be put in charge of invitations.

Cuban cigars? Cuban drinks? I don't know, G dubya may not like all these cuban luxuries coming into the country. Better keep that stuff under your hat. :skep:

[GMichael]

When GMichael finally wakes up (:rolleyes: ) and realizes we're in the early planning stages he'll be put in charge of invitations.

Cuban cigars? Cuban drinks? I don't know, G dubya may not like all these cuban luxuries coming into the country. Better keep that stuff under your hat. :skep:

Invitations again?! (stops foot like a spoiled teenaged girl) But I'm tired of doing the invitations. Can't I be the bartender this time? I promise not to taste every drink before serving them this time.

[ForeverAutumn]

Invitations again?! (stops foot like a spoiled teenaged girl) But I'm tired of doing the invitations. Can't I be the bartender this time? I promise not to taste every drink before serving them this time.

I've got my bartender covered. :ihih:

[ForeverAutumn]

When I look at your avatar a peaceful easy feeling comes over me. :ihih:

Yeah me too. That picture was taken up at a friend's cottage in Quebec, on the St. Lawrence River. Actually, the cottage belongs to the now ex-boyfriend of the friend, so it's not likely that I'll be seeing that tree again. :(

I added the colours in the background to make it look more like twilight. I'm not sure if that comes out in the small thumbprint.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Are you a photoshop wiz FA?


Invitations again?! (stops foot like a spoiled teenaged girl) But I'm tired of doing the invitations. Can't I be the bartender this time? I promise not to taste every drink before serving them this time.
You can share bartender duties with FA's piece on the side under two conditions: You have to bring Eva to the party and, none of that crazy concoction like you brewed up at the last party. I'm still seeing double every once-in-a-while. :crazy:

[GMichael]

I've got my bartender covered. :ihih:

You've still got him? :yikes: You do know that he was just a loaner right?

[GMichael]

Are you a photoshop wiz FA?


You can share bartender duties with FA's piece on the side under two conditions: You have to bring Eva to the party and, none of that crazy concoction like you brewed up at the last party. I'm still seeing double every once-in-a-while. :crazy:

Can I bring Jessica too? She says that I keep leaving her out. I don't want her to think I don't care.

OK, no more crazy concoctions like last time (fingers crossed behind my back).

[JohnMichael]

Yeah me too. That picture was taken up at a friend's cottage in Quebec, on the St. Lawrence River.


I miss Quebec City. I will not be visiting this year. I must have lived there in a past life. I feel so alive when I am walking in the old walled city.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Can I bring Jessica too? She says that I keep leaving her out. I don't want her to think I don't care.

:biggrinfromeartoearwhiledroolingatsametime:

Pics?!?!?!

[GMichael]

:biggrinfromeartoearwhiledroolingatsametime:

Pics?!?!?!

Last week at out house:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh THAT Jessica! No thanks... Already pl....

Naaa... I better not.

[GMichael]

Oh THAT Jessica! No thanks... Already pl....

Naaa... I better not.

No problem. We have an open relationship. If it feels good, do it.

[GMichael]

Do you remember this from FA's party?

[GMichael]

Remember this girl from FA's party?

[Rich-n-Texas]

You're setting me up for a scolding by FA.

Ain't bitin'!

[bobsticks]

Hey guys and gals, excuse me for bustin' in on your party preparations...I'm pretty sure it's "mojitos"

[GMichael]

You're setting me up for a scolding by FA.

Ain't bitin'!
You don't bite? Eva won't like that.
Besides, why would FA care? She never even returned the bar tender.

[GMichael]

Hey guys and gals, excuse me for bustin' in on your party preparations...I'm pretty sure it's "mojitos"

You're invited too. Just getting ready for Kex's 6K party. By the way, anyone seen him?

[Rich-n-Texas]

Not at all bobsticks. In fact, will you please go chop down some trees? We''ll need firewood for the weenie roast.

Not sure, but I don't think Kex stops here at the silly post club much. We'll fix that when the time comes though.

[GMichael]

Not at all bobsticks. In fact, will you please go chop down some trees? We''ll need firewood for the weenie roast.

Not sure, but I don't think Kex stops here at the silly post club much. We'll fix that when the time comes though.

Hey! No tree chopping. I love trees. Think I'll go hug one now. It was a great song too.:ihih:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Well, I guess Duraflame logs will work then.

BTW, I tend to get carried away when I start biting. One thing leads to another, and then I start choking...

[GMichael]

Well, I guess Duraflame logs will work then.

BTW, I tend to get carried away when I start biting. One thing leads to another, and then I start choking...

She's trained to handle that for you.

[bobsticks]

Well, I guess Duraflame logs will work then.

BTW, I tend to get carried away when I start biting. One thing leads to another, and then I start choking...

...seems like you should quit biting logs :biggrin5:

[Rich-n-Texas]

She's trained to handle that for you.
Is there a spot where I can rest my beer while she's working?

...seems like you should quit biting logs
Dam! I thought it was a Baby Ruth bar! :barf:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Quit lurking JohnMichael! :biggrin5:

[GMichael]

Quit lurking JohnMichael! :biggrin5:

Hi John...

[Rich-n-Texas]

DAMMIT!!! You guys made me over grill my $13.99/lb T-bone steak!:incazzato:

L.J.! Come over here!

[ForeverAutumn]

You're setting me up for a scolding by FA.

Ain't bitin'!

It's all fun and games until one of them let's themselves go. ;)

[Rich-n-Texas]

Dear sweet ForeverAutumn, at this point I've had too many glasses of Sherry and too many shots of Chocolate Liquore to respond with the grace, respect and dignity you deserve to your post in my VH1 thread, but I promise you I'll choose my words very carefully before I say anything in the morning.

Take care. Stay safe. -Rich

[basite]

bring it on :)

and I'd be happy with Jessica :)

btw, we have tons of chopped wood here already, if we need some when we run out of those duraflame logs...

rock on,
Bert.

[ForeverAutumn]

Sherry and Chocolate Liquore

Oh, that just sounds nasty. I'm getting a hangover just thining about it.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Oh, that just sounds nasty. I'm getting a hangover just thining about it.
That's where I am right now. At the time you posted FA, I was laying in bed watching the cats spinning around the room. :crazy: Look for a PM from me later on. :)

[Rich-n-Texas]

And then it's PARTY TIME!!!

:23: <==== Name the band for the party.

[GMichael]

And then it's PARTY TIME!!!

:23: <==== Name the band for the party.

We are stocked up with 12 kinds of dark beer and 4 kinds of lite. There are several boxes of wine downstairs. Even a few bottles. Some have corks instead of twist tops. Soda of all kinds stacked as high as you can see. Juices, milk, coffee, check, check check. Three freezers filled with ice, and the store is walking distance. Perishables are on order. The girls are warming up. I have 4 bartenders hired, but I couldn't find that guy from FA's party. He's still missing. Invitations are not ready yet but the graphics are done. The basement is all fixed up. Stereo is ready. Guitar and amp are cleaned up. Both HT systems are fired up. Karaoke is ready. The camcorder is set up so we can make DVD's of the people who try to sing, as well as the ones who fall asleep in the bath tub. The local hospital has been put on alert. I invited the local cops to the party so they won't bother us. Yogi and Booboo said they may stop by, but don't want to come indoors. I'll send a PM to P.G. when it's time.

But I think I missed a few things. What have I left out?

[JohnMichael]

We are stocked up with 12 kinds of dark beer and 4 kinds of lite. There are several boxes of wine downstairs. Even a few bottles. Some have corks instead of twist tops. Soda of all kinds stacked as high as you can see. Juices, milk, coffee, check, check check. Three freezers filled with ice, and the store is walking distance. Perishables are on order. The girls are warming up. I have 4 bartenders hired, but I couldn't find that guy from FA's party. He's still missing. Invitations are not ready yet but the graphics are done. The basement is all fixed up. Stereo is ready. Guitar and amp are cleaned up. Both HT systems are fired up. Karaoke is ready. The camcorder is set up so we can make DVD's of the people who try to sing, as well as the ones who fall asleep in the bath tub. The local hospital has been put on alert. I invited the local cops to the party so they won't bother us. Yogi and Booboo said they may stop by, but don't want to come indoors. I'll send a PM to P.G. when it's time.

But I think I missed a few things. What have I left out?


Photos of the bartenders. FA and I will need to give our approval.

[GMichael]

Photos of the bartenders. FA and I will need to give our approval.

FA never gave back the last bartender.
Has anyone seen this man? Last seen with FA and John.

[GMichael]

These will be the bartenders for this party. 3 are good looking but the 4rth is a dog.

[Rich-n-Texas]

They're ALL dogs! Looks like I'll be spending more than just a couple of hours with Eva this time around. But dam GM, you really got things under control... again. :thumbsup:

I sent PG a PM once but he didn't respond. Maybe it was just me though.

[GMichael]

They're ALL dogs! Looks like I'll be spending more than just a couple of hours with Eva this time around. But dam GM, you really got things under control... again. :thumbsup:

I sent PG a PM once but he didn't respond. Maybe it was just me though.

It's all in how you do it. When the time comes, I'll PM him and say that we need his expert advice on a thread. Then I'll paste a link to the new thread that we'll have started. Maybe we should start it in the steel cage. He never goes there. The title could be SHHHHHHHH... It's a surprize. Don't tell ...

[GMichael]

They're ALL dogs! Looks like I'll be spending more than just a couple of hours with Eva this time around. But dam GM, you really got things under control... again. :thumbsup:

I sent PG a PM once but he didn't respond. Maybe it was just me though.

How about this one?

[Rich-n-Texas]

Nope. Ain't touching that one. You've already described your wife to me so just forget it!!!

[GMichael]

She'll be the head tender. All other tenders must report to her.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Wait a minute! I thought you wanted to tend bar this time. Now you're pushing your responsibilities off on your wife and kids? WTF?!?!?!

Is ANYBODY working on the invitations? :idea:

[GMichael]

Wait a minute! I thought you wanted to tend bar this time. Now you're pushing your responsibilities off on your wife and kids? WTF?!?!?!

Is ANYBODY working on the invitations? :idea:

Me the bartender? No no no no. Everyone would be out cold in an hour. I just do the planning and coordinating.
I'm not WORKING on the invitations, but I do have a plan.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ya know, I'm getting really pi$$ed off with the stinkin' spam here again! I hate it when I refresh the main page and see either my own posts or posts from a worthless spammer over and over again!

[GMichael]

I still think that you should PM Ericl to see if he'll pick you up as an additional SPAM eater. John seems very busy lately. Bet he could use a hand.

No! Not there! Get your hand off his butt!

[JohnMichael]

I have eaten so much spam that I had an abnormal EKG. Rich just use the triangle shaped icon to report a bad post. It will be sent to all the mods so whomever receives it first will delete.

[GMichael]

I have eaten so much spam that I had an abnormal EKG. Rich just use the triangle shaped icon to report a bad post. It will be sent to all the mods so whomever receives it first will delete.

Vegetables. You need more vegetables in your diet.

[ForeverAutumn]

Mike, I absolutely LOVE the way your wife (I'm guessing it wasn't your idea) has tied that curtain. It's very eastern and very classy. I'll have to remember that for my own decorating endeavors.

[JohnMichael]

Vegetables. You need more vegetables in your diet.



My diet is pretty good just too many calories. What I need most is to exercise. I need to schedule my stress test.

[GMichael]

Mike, I absolutely LOVE the way your wife (I'm guessing it wasn't your idea) has tied that curtain. It's very eastern and very classy. I'll have to remember that for my own decorating endeavors.

Cool, I'll let her know. But that's not how they are anymore. Guess she got tired of me untying them every time I wanted to use the projector. She got those little hook thingies on each side now.

[GMichael]

My diet is pretty good just too many calories. What I need most is to exercise. I need to schedule my stress test.

I am on a rather strict diet now. But still need to start exercising also.

Stress? What stress? I see no stress here.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I have eaten so much spam that I had an abnormal EKG. Rich just use the triangle shaped icon to report a bad post. It will be sent to all the mods so whomever receives it first will delete.
I understand that JM, but to me, the damage is already done when these posts show up. What you describe is a reactionary measure instead of a pro-active measure. My interpretation of the "submit bad post" icon is that it's there for a person who feels that when he's been personally attacked, he has an avenue to vent his frustration, and more importantly a way to alert the mods that a member is violating the forum rules. To reiterate, sites that I've been a member of in the past didn't see any where near the amount of spam crap that this site sees, and I'm sure it's contributing to this site's dwindling traffic from some really interesting people.

Nevertheless John, I do appreciate your's and E-stat's position, and I realize you're doing the best you can with the resources provided to you. :thumbsup: to you.

[JohnMichael]

I understand that JM, but to me, the damage is already done when these posts show up. What you describe is a reactionary measure instead of a pro-active measure. My interpretation of the "submit bad post" icon is that it's there for a person who feels that when he's been personally attacked, he has an avenue to vent his frustration, and more importantly a way to alert the mods that a member is violating the forum rules. To reiterate, sites that I've been a member of in the past didn't see any where near the amount of spam crap that this site sees, and I'm sure it's contributing to this site's dwindling traffic from some really interesting people.

Nevertheless John, I do appreciate your's and E-stat's position, and I realize you're doing the best you can with the resources provided to you. :thumbsup: to you.


Imagine if we had a spam filter. I wonder how many threads might not appear because the filter mistook something for spam. I can show you a few threads by long term members that by the title looked like spam. We have a filter for objectionable words but we can find ways around it. Of course if you want to talk about Donald ***en you have to type his last name F@gen so others will know who you meant. This is a free site with free registration and that will always open us up to spammers. Some sites with a smaller membership and narrower interest are not as plagued by spam. A watch site I visit is not of enough interest to the general public that spammers bother with it. They want to go where their threads might be seen by the most. We do ban routine spammers and porn spammers. Also members that continually harass others. When something is free to all there are usually tradeoffs.

Back to the party preparations.

[ForeverAutumn]

Of course if you want to talk about Donald ***en you have to type his last name F@gen so others will know who you meant.

Donald ***an. We know how to beat the system!


A watch site I visit is not of enough interest to the general public that spammers bother with it. They want to go where their threads might be seen by the most.

See Rich? It's a compliment when a spammer shows up here. We're popular! :)


Back to the party preparations.

John, have you seen my bartender? I can't find him!

[JohnMichael]

John, have you seen my bartender? I can't find him!



He is still being treated for exhaustion. He tried to run with the big dogs.:cornut:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Donald ***an. We know how to beat the system!
I don't! I still can't figure out how Rae did that! :incazzato: It's got to do with changing colors or something like that...


See Rich? It's a compliment when a spammer shows up here. We're popular! :)
Well, I never thought of it that way. I'll fall back and regroup.:idea:


John, have you seen my bartender? I can't find him!
There better not be a shortage of bartenders because I don't like to wait for my Margaritas!!! :nonod:

[GMichael]

There better not be a shortage of bartenders because I don't like to wait for my Margaritas!!! :nonod:

There will be no shortage. I couldn't find FA's tender to hire him. I hired others.

[GMichael]

There will be no shortage. I couldn't find FA's tender to hire him. I hired others.

This will be Kex's personal bar tender.

[Rich-n-Texas]

DAMMIT!!! Eva's starting to look like those other dogs!

[GMichael]

DAMMIT!!! Eva's starting to look like those other dogs!

Eva? Kam's wife? My number 3 girlfriend? A dog? Take another look.
If you still don't think she's hot, then you can tell her yourself at the party.

[ForeverAutumn]

He is still being treated for exhaustion. He tried to run with the big dogs.:cornut:

Oh my! :eek:

[GMichael]

17 more2go

[basite]

hurry up Kex,

and geez, Mike, where do you find all those tenders?

and what the? Kex can get a nude model?

and IMHO, Eva's hot alright :)

[Rich-n-Texas]

You're right GM. I musta forgot or, lost my head. And since beggars can't be choosers, I'll sticky with her...

[GMichael]

hurry up Kex,

He doesn't usually show his moniker here in the off topic section.


and geez, Mike, where do you find all those tenders?

Some here, some there.


and what the? Kex can get a nude model?

He's old enough now.


and IMHO, Eva's hot alright :)

I'd kick her out of bed.


















There's more room on the floor.

[basite]

I'd kick her out of bed.


















There's more room on the floor.

open minded :)

[GMichael]

Don't forget the volleyball hotties.

[GMichael]

T minus 7 posts.

[Rich-n-Texas]

In post #5,993 he gave BradH what for in the One-Hit-Wonders thread. Hope he's in a good mood today. :eek:

[Worf101]

I'm on Bass.

C.J. Chenier (who did accordion on a tune of our upcoming album) is on the squeeze box.

Levon Helm who I met last week touring with his "Midnight Ramble" has agreed to play drums.

I'm working on others and a cask of Romulan Ale as well.

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

I'm on Bass.

C.J. Chenier (who did accordion on a tune of our upcoming album) is on the squeeze box.

Levon Helm who I met last week touring with his "Midnight Ramble" has agreed to play drums.

I'm working on others and a cask of Romulan Ale as well.

Da Worfster

I forsee a great party. Thanks for joining in Worf. The stage is all see up. Are you bringing your own amps? I have a Fender Twin Reverb if you come up short.

Tex, He'll be good to go. He's not a moody type.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Levon Helm! :yikes: Get out! "The Last Waltz" was a great concert ya know? :thumbsup:

[ForeverAutumn]

T minus 5

[Rich-n-Texas]

He's a slow-poke. Good grief! :rolleyes5:

[basite]

hurry up kex, food is getting cold here :)

[GMichael]

We could just say screw it and start early.:ihih:

[JohnMichael]

I hope the new tenders are not too tender. I am ready to party!

[GMichael]

I hope the new tenders are not too tender. I am ready to party!

You never brought the last guy back.

[Rich-n-Texas]

#6K's gonna come at 3 am when everybody's asleep. :sleep:

[GMichael]

#6K's gonna come at 3 am when everybody's asleep. :sleep:

In an effort to avoid this mess, I will start the thread now.