Having a big party this weekend...

[GMichael]

I'll be turning 5K soon. All are welcome to join me in my calibration. Heck, any reason for a party right?
There will be burgers and dogs. Ribs and steaks. Chips and dips. Beer and wine. Music & movies. Pool & darts. Girls & guys.
Who's coming over?

[Resident Loser]

...happens @ 5K I wonder?

jimHJJ(...does ya gets a cookie?...)

[markw]

Check your private messages.

[markw]

...happens @ 5K I wonder?

jimHJJ(...does ya gets a cookie?...)I wuz thinkin' an oil change and a lube job.

[GMichael]

I wuz thinkin' an oil change and a lube job.

Will she mark my dipstick with her lipstick?

This was a pefect 5k post for me!

[kexodusc]

Will she mark my dipstick with her lipstick?

This was a pefect 5k post for me!

Well, there's post 5K - with that bit, GM has just been re-rated from PG-13 to NC-17

Trust me GM, it's all down hill from here....
At least you got a party...

FYI, I have October in the pool as the month in which GM passes me in post-count...everyone but GM is eligible, no collusion! :cornut:
He's got a decade or two on me though, I'll take it back over it up after he kicks the can... :ciappa:

[Resident Loser]

Will she mark my dipstick with her lipstick?

This was a pefect 5k post for me!

jimHJJ(...5000 posts and suspended all in one swelt foop...)

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[Resident Loser]

FYI, I have October in the pool as the month in which GM passes me in post-count...everyone but GM is eligible, no collusion! :cornut: :ciappa:

...my rudimentary math skills, and based on the current numbers, it is projected that GM will meet or exceed your post count roughly one year from yesterday...

jimHJJ(...if the status remains quo, that is...)

[JohnMichael]

5000 posts and some are even classic. The only way I will ever catch up is to delete two of yours for every new one of mine. Who am I kidding, until I get a job where I can post during my workday I will never catch up.:ihih:

[GMichael]

Check your private messages.

Ditto....

[GMichael]

Well, there's post 5K - with that bit, GM has just been re-rated from PG-13 to NC-17

Trust me GM, it's all down hill from here....
At least you got a party...

FYI, I have October in the pool as the month in which GM passes me in post-count...everyone but GM is eligible, no collusion! :cornut:
He's got a decade or two on me though, I'll take it back over it up after he kicks the can... :ciappa:

Mathematically RL is about dead on. I came up with 1.16 PM on May 22nd.

I'm not kicking the can though. You'll have to deal with me for a loooooooong time.

[GMichael]

5000 posts and some are even classic. The only way I will ever catch up is to delete two of yours for every new one of mine. Who am I kidding, until I get a job where I can post during my workday I will never catch up.:ihih:

You're a mod. Fudge the numbers.

[L.J.]

Oh man the party started without me.

*chugs down about 5 beers in a row and takes 2 shots*

OK, I'm all caught up, what I miss? :crazy:

[JohnMichael]

You're a mod. Fudge the numbers.



No I enjoy your contributions too much and you deserve to be proud of 5,000 posts. If I ever reach that level without fudging you will be the first I PM.

[kexodusc]

...my rudimentary math skills, and based on the current numbers, it is projected that GM will meet or exceed your post count roughly one year from yesterday...

jimHJJ(...if the status remains quo, that is...)
Ha!
You're considering his and my post rate since joining...that is your mistake, and that's why I'm going to win the pool....
Of course, this will be my last post until October....:(

[Resident Loser]

Mathematically RL is about dead on. I came up with 1.16 PM on May 22nd.

I'm not kicking the can though. You'll have to deal with me for a loooooooong time.


...I forgot to factor in that 2008 is a leap year...so on 05/23/08 you will have 7368 posts to Kex's 7361...the 22nd is the day you will surpass him...possibly a bit later than 1:16 PM though....maybe more like 3:27 EST...

jimHJJ(...but that's just a guess of course...)

[GMichael]

Oh man the party started without me.

*chugs down about 5 beers in a row and takes 2 shots*

OK, I'm all caught up, what I miss? :crazy:

You missed the strippers jumping out of the cake. We had:

1. Halle Berry
2. Monica Belluci
3. Rachel Wiesz
4. Morena Bacharin
5. Eve Mendes
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Thandi Newton
8. Michele Monaghan
9. Charlize Theron
10. Elizabeth Banks
11. Angela Bassett
12. Beyonce
13. Alicia Keys.
14 Jessica Alba
15. Eva Longoria

It was a blast. All they were wearing was frosting. Kex was chasing them around with a spoon while JM was right behind him with more frosting.

Not to worry though. They're all dowstairs drinking wine now.

[Resident Loser]

Ha!
You're considering his and my post rate since joining...that is your mistake, and that's why I'm going to win the pool....
Of course, this will be my last post until October....:(

...my bet's on Sept. 12th...

jimHJJ(...or thereabouts...)

[L.J.]

You missed the strippers jumping out of the cake. We had:

1. Halle Berry
2. Monica Belluci
3. Rachel Wiesz
4. Morena Bacharin
5. Eve Mendes
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Thandi Newton
8. Michele Monaghan
9. Charlize Theron
10. Elizabeth Banks
11. Angela Bassett
12. Beyonce
13. Alicia Keys.
14 Jessica Alba
15. Eva Longoria



Wow I'm just awful with names. I'm gonna need a pic to go along with each of those :rolleyes:

[GMichael]

Wow I'm just awful with names. I'm gonna need a pic to go along with each of those :rolleyes:

This was the part you missed. All gone now.
Just go downstairs and check on them. Last I knew they were all laying on the pool table to see if they would fit.

[L.J.]

Last I knew they were all laying on the pool table to see if they would fit.

Now that I gotta go see!

[Quexodusc]

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

[Resident Loser]

Wow I'm just awful with names. I'm gonna need a pic to go along with each of those :rolleyes:

...you can always GOOGLE them...

jimHJJ(...gee, can you say that in mixed company?...)

[L.J.]

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

*pops head upstairs*

Now that's just funny

[Resident Loser]

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

...do you like dinosaurs?

jimHJJ(...are you Siamese?...no sock puppets if you please...)

[GMichael]

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

Hersh? How's it going man? You can come too.

[ForeverAutumn]

PARTY!!!!!

I brought the tequila and the lemons. Where do you keep your salt?

[GMichael]

PARTY!!!!!

I brought the tequila and the lemons. Where do you keep your salt?

I can't just tell you. I'd have to show you.

Welcome to the party. Would you like a burger, a dog, some ribs? Shot glasses are by the dining room table. You'll find many sizes to choose from. We have several rooms with different parties in each. The room at the end is where the kareokee is set up. The living room is for movies or music. Downstairs we have music & pool. But we've got to get the girls off the table first.

[basite]

congrats with the 5k (and a bit more, at the time being) :)

am I late for tha party? I could use something to cheer me up now...

Peace,
Bert.

[JohnMichael]

I can't just tell you. I'd have to show you.

Welcome to the party. Would you like a burger, a dog, some ribs? Shot glasses are by the dining room table. You'll find many sizes to choose from. We have several rooms with different parties in each. The room at the end is where the kareokee is set up. The living room is for movies or music. Downstairs we have music & pool. But we've got to get the girls off the table first.



Not until I am done with the photo shoot. May not be my favorite subject but the tabloids will pay plenty.

[GMichael]

Not until I am done with the photo shoot. May not be my favorite subject but the tabloids will pay plenty.

I'll invite the neighbors. There will be no shortage of all types.

[GMichael]

congrats with the 5k (and a bit more, at the time being) :)

am I late for tha party? I could use something to cheer me up now...

Peace,
Bert.

Welcome to the party. Come on in. You like pool? Eva thinks she can play. She keeps challenging guys to strip billiards. But she can't make a ball.

[JSE]

Dangit! I'm always late to these things. I stopped by the watercooler and........No one?

I thought what the hell. Then I saw the memo above the cooler.

So, who's pouring shots?

By the time this thread has died, G will be at 6K.

JSEeeeeeeeeeeee!

[JSE]

Hey, where is my favorite drinking buddy Worf? I here he plays a mean quarters! :cornut:

[ForeverAutumn]

congrats with the 5k (and a bit more, at the time being) :)

am I late for tha party? I could use something to cheer me up now...

Peace,
Bert.

I've got the tequila. Where's Eva? Bert deserves a body shot.

[bobsticks]

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?


Sounds more like "Quixoticdusc" with your digital cable conondrums...

Congrats on 5000 GM, if there's any leftovers around the pool table (or beneath it or to the side for that matter) give me a call.


Cheers

[Rich-n-Texas]

Well, it's 10 pm Texas time. I guess I missed the party. I even had my Q ready for the pool table. :(

Congrats on 5000 posts Mr. Court Jester! :thumbsup:

[basite]

Welcome to the party. Come on in. You like pool? Eva thinks she can play. She keeps challenging guys to strip billiards. But she can't make a ball.


In that case, yes, I like pool alot :)

[GMichael]

Dangit! I'm always late to these things. I stopped by the watercooler and........No one?

I thought what the hell. Then I saw the memo above the cooler.

So, who's pouring shots?

By the time this thread has died, G will be at 6K.

JSEeeeeeeeeeeee!

FA is pouring shots into the belly buttons of the cake girls. We're all taking turns. Slurp a few down. Get caught up.

[GMichael]

Hey, where is my favorite drinking buddy Worf? I here he plays a mean quarters! :cornut:

He hasn't shown up yet. But we'll be at it all weekend.

Worf, if you're out there, don't forget the base.:16:

[GMichael]

I've got the tequila. Where's Eva? Bert deserves a body shot.

You girl, are an angel. May I hold your wings back while you pour?

[GMichael]

Sounds more like "Quixoticdusc" with your digital cable conondrums...

Congrats on 5000 GM, if there's any leftovers around the pool table (or beneath it or to the side for that matter) give me a call.


Cheers

Thanks,

Plenty available. Come on in. You like shots?

[GMichael]

Well, it's 10 pm Texas time. I guess I missed the party. I even had my Q ready for the pool table. :(

Congrats on 5000 posts Mr. Court Jester! :thumbsup:

Thanks,

Bring that Q. The party goes on all weekend. Once the girls get off the table I'll pull the waterproof cover off and we can play.